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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #615 on: February 05, 2019, 01:50:57 AM »
Kevin: "Guillaume needs this. He can't be brave if he's not scared."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #616 on: February 06, 2019, 07:34:44 PM »
*talking of MBMBAM*
Matt: "I remember when we had an ad on their show and we had 400 episodes and they said 'I feel like if we have 400 episodes, we've done something wrong with our lives."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #617 on: February 10, 2019, 12:50:55 PM »
Max: "Don't stick your penis in weird places. Lesson over."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #618 on: February 15, 2019, 03:30:09 PM »
Josh: “How does Skeedadlin’ work?”
James: “Vamoosin’ you mean?”
Josh: “Yesss...”
Ax: “Son of a bitch!”
James: “It’s important to use the right terminology, Ax!”

Greg: “I haven’t killed a robot in like... a DAY!”

Greg: “I hear a demon scream like a girl inside my head as a bullet comes too close.”
Kevin: “Not the brain! That’s where I live!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #619 on: February 15, 2019, 03:50:24 PM »
James: “We are not talking about ‘whale boning’ in this chat!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #620 on: February 19, 2019, 01:37:30 AM »
Max: "50% battle, 100% lesbian."
Kevin: "Also another 50% battle."
Matt: "100% tits and ambition."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #621 on: February 19, 2019, 02:15:57 PM »
James: “You cannot Bluff them into thinking you can sing this music.”
Josh: “Can I roll to Bluff myself...?”
James: “No! That’s stupid!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #622 on: February 19, 2019, 02:21:22 PM »
Josh: “My name’s Ax and I hate doin’ well at randomized games.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #623 on: February 19, 2019, 02:36:24 PM »
Greg: “Guillaume will touch his face, see the blood, the eyes will go all black again and he’s going to make a noise like a grizzly bear.”
James: “Mehh!”
Josh: “Yep... that’s a grizzly bear alright.”
Susan: “Rawwwlawwl.”
James: “Rowwr?”
Greg: “Yes. Like a newborn grizzly.”
James: “Eyyy Booboo!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #624 on: February 19, 2019, 06:58:46 PM »
Max: "I'm not legally required to tell you if I'm a siren. I'm legally required to tell you if I turn on a siren because then I'm a cop."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #625 on: February 26, 2019, 03:43:36 PM »
Guillaume: “Clem!”
Kevin: “It’s up to you!”
Guillaume: “It’s up to you! YOU are the Guillaume now!”
James: “You are new Guillaume!?”
Guillaume: “You are ze man of ze house now! Zis is your cabin! Treat it as your own! ...but not in fire! ...also, save me.”
Kane’s: “Be good without me! Also save me!”

James: “They’re not your lackeys! One of them is THE PRESIDENT!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #626 on: March 05, 2019, 03:08:33 PM »
Danielle: “You’re not my real dad.”
James: “I’m not your fake dad either!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #627 on: March 05, 2019, 10:51:38 PM »
Max: "FBI: arrest me. I did a fuck. You wont."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #628 on: March 06, 2019, 09:01:53 AM »
James: “Bathe me in purifying flames!”
Danielle: “Later.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #629 on: March 11, 2019, 12:55:15 PM »
Greg: “Guillaume’s sitting there slowly growing his meat back.”
James: “Aughh! Why’d you have to put it like that!?”
Kevin: “Add that to the list of terrible euphemisms.”
Greg: “Greg, please don’t quote me on that!”
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