Drunken Quotes thread

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Clem: “That seems a very you thing to do. Just takes man’s meat and eat it while making unbroken eye contact.”

Guillaume: “YOU!
Missy: “What!?”
Guillaume:”You told me there was no demon in my brain! I asked you directly and you told me no!”
Clem: “Yea but I told you there was.”
Guillaume: “See? At least Clem is honest with me!”

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Ray: “Weed For Cats was not good for money...”
Chris: “It was fucking fantastic for cats!”

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Gabe: "I think a surgical strike is probably our better bet."
Mina: "But where?"
Gabe: "Hellstrome Tower... what are we assaulting?"
Stark: "You made that up!"
Clem: "So where does Hellstrome live?"
Stark: "He lives in Hellstrome tower."
Gabe: "If there's a tower there, I'm coming back for you."

Engineer1: "So, Finnius, I theorize that certain rocks project a form of field that is harmful to living tissue."
Engineer2: "Ridiculous!"
Clem: "They're particles!"
Engineer1: "Well I say it's a wave!"
Engineer2: "I say it's both a wave AND a particle!"
Clem: "No, that's light!"
Engineer3: "Henry Radiation, you shut your mouth!"
James: "Henry Jahosaphoat Radiation! You go home!"

McShane: "I have it in my contract that I'm not supposed to ask where the blood came from."

Josh: "I feel like I wouldn't be playing Clem if I didn't constantly ask for more money."

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Arin: “Here are some names we turned down: Christmas Slam Is Here... Baby, It’s Wrestling Outside!”

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Arin: “You’d think they’d teach basic bike safety in school these days.”
Greg: “For a man who defends the world from galactic threats would have access to this information.”
Devastator: “WHAT IS THIS VEHICLE!?”
Greg: “Nevermind!”

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Kevin: "What if it's a smaller goblin holding a smaller gun?"
Matt: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Greg: "And HIS little friend!
Matt: Never talk to me or my son again.
Greg: "No, have a Small Gun that is 'a goblin with a gun.' There's a lot of ways to go with this and I'm ok with all of them."

Boomboom: "Oi, Nerdo! You get down here! Cuz it's 33 percent... 33 percent Caution, it's 33 percent Boomboom, and 33 percent Nerdo! But that doesn't matter, because when it comes in, it's 66 percent Boomboom, and that's like a hundred... that's a lot of percent!"
Greg: "This is the guy who doesn't know what a clock is!"
Nerdo: "But what's the other 1 percent?"
TD Greg: "Murder, of course."
Boomboom: "The other 1 percent is the rich."
Nerdo: "I hate the rich!"

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Kevin: “He wields the ancient cursed replica katana, The Muscle Money.”

Greg: “It’s a grim, dark world where the goblins are peeing on the ashes.”

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Ax: “I pull a gun on the Missy who’s outside the glass with us.”
Josh: “I pull a gun on both of them. I don’t have that many guns...”
Kevin: “Gabe has two guns! He’ll point a gun at both of em.”

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Max: "They're my favorite! I hate em a lot!"
Susan: "I'm glad I showed you. I guess."

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Kevin: “Oh god it’s only 45 caliber bullets. They plink off your armor.”
James: “What do you mean? 45 is pretty big. Wait! POINT 45!?”

James: “I’m learning a lot about Clem this session. Josh, I think you are too.”

Clem: “You guys hate ethics, right?”

Kevin: “Fine, the pilot’s name is Jareth.”
Matt: “Our ship only has one anti-air weapon and it launches Jareth.”
James: “This is Major Tom to space marines...”

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*Tech marine rams down a door
James, dryly: “Knock knock. Open up the door. It’s real.”
Matt: “Tech’s gonna give it to ya!”

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James: “If I do that a second round I gain a point of Fatigue. If I do that for four rounds I enter the Speed Force.”

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Danielle: “I think they hate the word. They hate hell in all its capulates. No Montigues.”
Kevin: “Please don’t be our Travis.”
Ax: “Whoaaa! Harsh words.”
Max: “As Travis looks up from a country away.”
Kevin: “I heard my name...”
Ax: “No, don’t say it.”
Matt: “His name is a killing word.”
James: “Iiiits showtime!”
Kevin: “I have to try... Traaaavis?”
James: “Woof!”

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Max: “My favorite movie: Mad Max: Fury Woed.”
James: “Mad Max: Fury Woed.”
Max: “I just made that joke! Jesus Christ!”
James: “Are you mad, Max?”

James: “I just wanted to see who got quoted for it. I have a theory.”

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Kevin: “Any more quote bait for Greg?”