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Title: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 29, 2016, 04:43:19 AM
for more lines and dialogue that stuck with you. working on carrying over what I can with a character limit from the old forum

Sean: "And Ambassador Cosby arrives!"

Tim: "Please don't say whacky adventure..."
Hammerstein: "PLEASE say whacky adventure! PLEASE say whacky adventure! For once in my life, let me have a whacky adventure! Is a man not entitled to the whacky adventures around him!?"

Squeejeebot: "I don't think the real JFK still has a head. Tooooo soooon."

Elder Dane: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, get the FUCK outta my sight!"

"The preacher has a two-story house!"
"He sure does! The Old Testament and the New Testament!"

Leadbot: "I took lessons online! No I didn't!"


Cool Rat: "I am here to be awesome and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta gum."
Manda: "I have some!"
Cool Rat: "Alriiight! ...where'd you get that gum?"

Matt: "What's Buttz been doing this whole time?"
Buttz: "aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH!" *Smashes into the middle of the black water

Buttz: "Can't punch my way out? Well I'll punch my way IN!" *punches own face* "OW! OW!"

High Doug: "Dude! Everett! We're in the same theater!!!"
Everett: "Put your glasses on! You can see better!"
High Doug: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

August: "3 BITCHES! He gonna take out 3 BITCHES! Seriously, though, this is going to cost me a lot of money. But 3 BITCHES!"

"I'm going to go set a spot for Alien Justin Beiber at the kid's table."
"Hey, don't treat me like a baby, baby, baby! Oooo!"

Frances: "Ok, Voyd. When I say the word 'kill'..."
Eld: "WHOA WHOA, what!?"
Frances: "Ok, when I say the word 'ATTACK'..."

Matt: "Tick tock comes on the radio."
Eld: "Ugh, I hate this song."
Anthony: "What? Don't you guys like trying on all our clothes, clothes? Boys blowin' up our phones, phones?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on June 29, 2016, 02:52:01 PM
It has begun ANEW!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on June 30, 2016, 01:22:41 AM
There is a cycle and rhythm to life. Then there is Luffy who sits above it all, in his chair of laughter and puns. From time to time he descends from this throne to bring recitation of the musings that he most fondly recollects.

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 30, 2016, 04:12:10 AM
know what? simplify by adding a third wheel to the idea. copied over all that seemed relevant

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xy9BS5mRK75YONfkToggVw6XdFxoxdXwXvAn8_lp0e0/edit#
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on June 30, 2016, 10:26:47 AM
I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 01, 2016, 06:54:23 PM
I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

Well that makes this awkward and hilarious

James: "Okay, we have far too many opinions about Megaman."

Matt: "I WILL invent competitive ballroom dancing."
James: "That exists already. It's just called politics."
Matt: "Yea, but no one judges you. You just win by having the most money."
James: "Society is the one that judges you."
Matt: "Then you also win by having the most money."
Susan: "So you want to invent American Idol?"
James: "Simon Cowell is not society."

James: "Ax are you real?"
Ax: "I don't even know anymore."

Charlie: "I pronounce it 'herb."
Matt: "That's the British pronunciation."
Charlie: "I don't care!"
Matt: "You also called Sean 'sheen' for like 2 years."

James: "If you need anything, I'll be here. Forever..."
Charlie: "He has a quilt hanging up in the back of his house that says 'Don't forget, you're here forever."
James: "And around it are pictures of his hat."
Charlie: "So it says 'Do it for hat."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 02, 2016, 12:26:48 AM
James: "There's a word for that. In German, it means "a face that looks like it needs to be slapped."
Susan: "Excuse my  lousy German, but... backfeifengeist?"
Charlie: "Ahhh. The 'punch ghost."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 05, 2016, 07:05:30 PM
James: "Why does everyone think this will turn into a scrap!?"
Matt: "Because I was invited by a woman covered in blood to an abandoned mill! It's either a scrap or a hoedown!"
Charlie: "If this turns out to be a hoedown... Nadire's got this."

Susan: "Wouldn't being a hunchback make picking mushrooms even easier?"
Charlie: "Not with a bunch of fae pushing you down, calling you a nerd."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 06, 2016, 08:01:09 PM
James: "You can see the door from the mill house opening."
Charlie: "This is quickly turning into more of a thrill house."
Matt: *laughing* "God dammit!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 11, 2016, 08:09:33 AM
Charlie: "Literal gender pirate. 'My name is Faris, and my preferred pronouns are 'captain."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 11, 2016, 11:52:46 AM
Charlie: "The Super Mario Super Show is an apocryphal."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on July 12, 2016, 03:57:07 PM
James: "You can see the door from the mill house opening."
Charlie: "This is quickly turning into more of a thrill house."
Matt: *laughing* "God dammit!"
(http://i.imgur.com/xIrToCq.png)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 13, 2016, 12:45:28 AM
Charlie, explaining the Pacman Fever album: "It's basically them describing what's on the screen at the time. It's on the level of the music in Knuckles' levels."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2016, 09:16:58 AM
Sam: "Because Kyle Katarn is a Mary Sue and a weeaboo."
Matt: "I wouldn't call that weeaboo."
Sam: "He would be. Let's not pretend."
Matt: "He's less of a weeaboo and more of an anime."
Sam: "Yea, he's more of an anime."
Matt: "A weeaboo looks up to anime, and anime is become itself..."
Sam: "And looks down and whispers 'no'?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2016, 08:41:43 PM
James: "The skeleton's butt is notoriously quiet."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 21, 2016, 12:28:21 AM
Charlie: "I think Princess Sally is still relevant to Archie comics Sonic. They just mostly culled most of the huge list of echidnas that accumulated, thanks to Ken Panders wanting to write his own story. The gargantuan list of fucking echidnas. You know, cowboy Knuckles, cyborg Knuckles, cyborg lady Knuckles, reggae Knuckles, old Knuckles, super knuckles bro #1, super bro Knuckles #2, and of course, Red Sonic."
Matt: "Is there an old man reggae Knuckles?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 21, 2016, 06:09:03 AM
Charlie: "He says 'Game, set, and match.' If this kid wasn't raised in a library, he'd just get stuffed in lockers."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: The Lost Carol on July 21, 2016, 09:58:05 PM
From Leverage: The Charity Job

James: Do you use your actual Facebook to friend her?
Matt: Oh, hell no, I used a fake one. I've also used that one to like Lay Down Arms. And say that my favorite food is pizza and I like Twilight.
James: Let's see... Holden Caulfield. Occupation.... Catcher.
Nate: I hate you the most. Of all people.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on July 22, 2016, 01:02:33 PM
From Leverage: The Charity Job

James: Do you use your actual Facebook to friend her?
Matt: Oh, hell no, I used a fake one. I've also used that one to like Lay Down Arms. And say that my favorite food is pizza and I like Twilight.
James: Let's see... Holden Caulfield. Occupation.... Catcher.
Nate: I hate you the most. Of all people.

I am yet to rescind that statement.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 28, 2016, 04:11:45 AM
Charlie: "Double Down! What someone in the chat called 'a movie by definition alone."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: The Lost Carol on July 28, 2016, 12:20:40 PM
From Camp Rosewater... 3 I think?

Axe: I hate you so much, Josh.
Josh: Not as much as I hate myself!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 29, 2016, 12:20:29 AM
Kevin: "We're the millennial generation. All we have is degrees to our name."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 29, 2016, 01:24:53 PM
Susan: "By the chimney with care?"
James: "On the chimney."
Susan: "In hopes that the krumpus will soon be there."
Matt: "Krumpus. The patron saint of krumping.
James: "He leaves you breakfast gifts."
Susan: "I meant Krampus..."
Charlie: "Known affectionately by children as Uncle Krump."
James: "Remember children to leave a full brunch by the chimney."
Matt: "Is Krumpus the one who kidnaps children in his sack to teach them dance moves."
Charlie: "No, he is what happens when those two entities fuse."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on July 31, 2016, 03:10:56 PM
I'm still slightly embarrassed about Krumpus vs Krampus
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on July 31, 2016, 06:35:19 PM
How would we live without the patron saint of krumpin'
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 31, 2016, 06:52:46 PM
Charlie: "Are The Mario and The Bartman actually the same thing?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 31, 2016, 07:10:43 PM
Charlie: "Time is money, and money is power. Therefore, whoever controls time has all the power in the world."
Matt: "See, you say that... but it kind of makes sense."
Charlie: "Also I wasn't talking about the world we live in. I was talking about The World, Dio's stand that stops time."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 01, 2016, 10:05:08 AM
JoJo refrences always make me happy, guess I'll have to listen to that campaign at some point if DIO is in it.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 01, 2016, 01:28:15 PM
James: "Francesca spaces out into a trance for a few minutes but then comes back. Some say it's because of a poor connection to the spirit world."
Charlie: "You could say a poor connection to the ether."
Matt: "Some kind of net formed from the ether. Perhaps and ether net."
James: "Yes, Matt. That WAS the joke."
Matt: "Some say it's easier if you make contact with an apple."
Charlie: "No, no, you have to look at it through windows. Or route it through an onion."
James: "I have regrets!!"
Axe: "I did, until that onion part."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 03, 2016, 11:57:02 PM
*Matt manages to cast old on Gilgamesh*
Charlie as gruff old Gilgamesh: "OH NO! I'm out of touch with the youths!"

Charlie: "Hulk Hogan WISHES he was Gilgamesh..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 04, 2016, 01:14:46 PM
Matt: "I just wanna fuck a skeleton."
Charlie: "Who doesn't?"
Matt: "It's the American dream."
Charlie: "Listen... there's nothing more naked than a skeleton. And there's nothing more powerful than a dragon. Therefore, the boner dragon is the most erotic creature created by fiction."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 05, 2016, 02:43:38 AM
I don't know if things from the gaming LPs were ever brought up here but I've been watching the MTG Shandalar LP and despite knowing little about the game it's highly entertaining.

I hadn't heard much from Charlie on the podcast but on both this and 7th Sea he's really funny :D I'll probably find more later but for now I'll end with this short gem, the tone in which it's said just kills me:

"Anyone else remember banding!?" -Charlie
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 05, 2016, 10:19:42 PM
I hope I reacted in the video with the same amount of revulsion that I feel right now.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 06, 2016, 09:46:51 AM
I'm not quite sure who you are from the cast but I that reaction was everyones reaction I think.

Also consider the title of episode 16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflLZrhQ23w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflLZrhQ23w)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Axe on August 06, 2016, 11:20:46 AM
I hope I reacted in the video with the same amount of revulsion that I feel right now.

"If the word HATE was engraved on each nano-angstrom..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 06, 2016, 04:56:55 PM
Quote from: Clo=topic=13.msg240#msg240 date=1470453582
"If the word HATE was engraved on each nano-angstrom..."

I now realize that my memorizing of that speech was waiting for when someone would bring up Banding in my future.

Also this is Max, mainly known from Shandalar so far. What my legacy was always waiting for.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: cornbreab on August 08, 2016, 01:37:26 PM
"I didn't get my degree to make friends"
"Neither did I, technically"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 08, 2016, 02:05:31 PM
"What? How? Why? How did this happen? What have you done?"
-Kevins reaction to Crab Hands the Wizard (Shandalar ep 6)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 11, 2016, 09:34:07 PM
James: "I know how fanfiction works. Which character's anus is the diamond necklace in?"

Sam: "Jack glares at him, quickly establishing dominance."
James: "OH NO!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: cornbreab on August 11, 2016, 10:56:19 PM
"You were talking about curling iron pancakes, we could do this"
"All we need is some flour and... maybe an egg?"
"That's not how that works!!!"
"I haven't had pancakes in 12 years!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 13, 2016, 12:24:58 PM
Kevin: "A council of merchant lords and rogue traders"
James: "They aren't rogue if they're officially sanctioned"
Kevin: "By themselves!?"
James: "Yep!"
Kevin: "I hate politics..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 16, 2016, 07:20:08 PM
Charlie: "See, we have to wait until they get their needlessly complex machine and start excavating the burial ground. Then we combine the powers of vorte, fate magic, alchemy, faith, and... Irish.
James: "Irish is not a magical force."

 

Matt: "I'm putting in 'no guns."
Travis: "We're just making a Jackie Chan movie!"
Zach: "No! Travis, I will put in 'no ladders' just to spite you."
Travis: "If you do that, then you HAVE to put in 'no trouble.' Because he doesn't want no trouble."
Max (giggling): "I hate you all so much!"

 

Random Gambler: "100 gilder against your fancy hat."
Valentine: "I'll raise you my shirt."
Gambler: "I RAISE YOU MY PANTS!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 17, 2016, 03:09:00 AM
Max (giggling): "I hate you all so much!"

I feel this is my accurate quote for any time.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 17, 2016, 10:55:05 PM
Matt: "As long as we have had people, we have had skeletons."
Charlie: "There has to have been someone who, you know, buried their dead, then wondered 'I wonder if they're still the same,' and then got spooked out by all those bones in there."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 17, 2016, 11:22:56 PM
Charlie: "You don't remember the Ox King!?
Matt: "I didn't watch much Dragon Ball Z."
Charlie: "OH yea, I was gonna say. He shows up in Dragon Ball Z too. He's just some giant hipster guy who's never really explained."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 18, 2016, 06:49:12 PM
Sam (on how much maple syrup to drink): "Enough to feel ashamed, but not enough that you won't do it."

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on August 18, 2016, 07:05:21 PM
Jokes on him, the gap between those two things is way bigger than he thinks.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2016, 01:09:36 PM
Charlie: "This reminds me of that one scene from a Sailor Moon movie, when you see Santa Claus flying over and then he unveils his robe and it's Tuxedo Mask. Which is a pretty good example of what Tuxedo Mask is."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2016, 01:38:23 PM
Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"

which oh god, introduced me to the beautiful idiocy of Share z0ne
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on August 21, 2016, 01:52:57 PM
(James taking a shot of Canadian Maple Syrup)

Susan: How is it, does it go down harsh?
James: No, no it's quite smooth. It's got a bit of bitter aftertaste but I can dig it.

I can honestly say that until you mentioned it, I never noticed the bitter aftertaste, very interesting.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on August 21, 2016, 11:08:13 PM
Okay so I tried some of the syrup not in a shot because I'm not a heathen. It was the most delicious thing I had ever tried omg. Like I adore maple sugar candy? So this was just amazing. I'd always tasted 'grade a" and high end maple syrups tasting almost harsh like liquor so this was a wonderful experience.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on August 21, 2016, 11:48:23 PM
I confess, I'm looking forward to "James tries Maple stuff!" as a regular series for the site. XD

Next Maple Syrup Festival I attend, I can buy a bunch of different maple products to offer for it. (I'd bring it to next Gencon if I were going, sadly have to skip a year).
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on August 22, 2016, 02:19:19 AM
oh no my pancreas

(if we can make it work though, im in)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on August 22, 2016, 06:49:21 AM
If you're not careful it'll turn into a pancake-reas.

...

I'll leave.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 24, 2016, 06:18:42 PM
Matt: "The time for talk has ended! Now is the time to hide in a closet!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on August 26, 2016, 01:17:37 PM
Susan: "Well that went better than expected."
Matt: "Yeah, we didn't even need the terrorism."
Charlie: "The terrorism helped!"
James: "Oh, that's going in the quotes page..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 27, 2016, 11:09:40 PM

Charlie: "Someone looked at a skeleton some day. And they were like 'Oh! Two skeletons! A man and a woman! And he just had them in his basement. So that's what God made one them out of!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 28, 2016, 09:22:00 AM
Charlie: "What is your opinion on Big the Cat?"
Matt: "I don't..."
Charlie: "Pro or anti Big? There's only two opinions on Big."

Charlie: "By the way, my fan-Stand's name is Smooth Criminal. It gives you unlimited bullets in your gun."

Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 28, 2016, 09:47:57 AM
Matt: "If your campaign is going to be about slaying orcs, make sure that the party knows that it's going to be a very orc slaying-centric kind of game, because then it will be weird if your player makes a bard who's traveling because he wants to put on a minstrel show."
James: "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how you just said 'minstrel show."
Matt: "It's a correct use of the words! It sucks that it means another thing!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 29, 2016, 09:42:45 AM
Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

Declan and Valentin go out for Vodaccian food.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Charlie72 on August 29, 2016, 01:40:44 PM
Valentin Really Steals? NO DIGNITY!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 29, 2016, 11:17:53 PM
James: "Jim Morrison would ask what you just said and then jump out the window before you answered."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 29, 2016, 11:34:26 PM
Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

Declan and Valentin go out for Vodaccian food.

I'm not sure which of the two the comparison is ruder to.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 30, 2016, 01:04:02 AM
Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

Declan and Valentin go out for Vodaccian food.

I'm not sure which of the two the comparison is ruder to.

Are we talking about 7th vs JoJo or Valentin/Declan vs Josuke/Okayasu? Cause I can it being rude to Declan, he's not that dumb  :D
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 30, 2016, 04:03:39 AM
Are we talking about 7th vs JoJo or Valentin/Declan vs Josuke/Okayasu? Cause I can it being rude to Declan, he's not that dumb  :D

If it's ruder to Declan or Valentin.

Because while Josuke is an interesting fellow, I'm not sure he's the ideal most aspire to even beyond Okuyasu.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 30, 2016, 05:48:50 AM
Are we talking about 7th vs JoJo or Valentin/Declan vs Josuke/Okayasu? Cause I can it being rude to Declan, he's not that dumb  :D

If it's ruder to Declan or Valentin.

Because while Josuke is an interesting fellow, I'm not sure he's the ideal most aspire to even beyond Okuyasu.

He's a nice guy who takes care of his friends, family and town even going up against a murderer to protect them. Also the kindest abillity in the world.

Edit: Just wanted to say that since tone and intent is difficult on the internet I meant to offense or direct comparision to characters and/or players behind them. It was just an amusing image that popped into my head.

Also, who are you on the podcast if I may ask?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on August 30, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
Just wanted to say that since tone and intent is difficult on the internet I meant to offense or direct comparision to characters and/or players behind them. It was just an amusing image that popped into my head.
Also, who are you on the podcast if I may ask?

Oh believe me, I never saw it as a real insult (except maybe Okuyasu, dude's dumb but still a pretty good guy) hahahah.

And I'm Max, the guy that's not in that much so my relevance is shakey at present, heh.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on August 30, 2016, 12:36:20 PM
Y'know, apart from being in that Monster Hearts game as the most passive-aggressive vampire in existence.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 30, 2016, 03:12:07 PM
Just wanted to say that since tone and intent is difficult on the internet I meant to offense or direct comparision to characters and/or players behind them. It was just an amusing image that popped into my head.
Also, who are you on the podcast if I may ask?

Oh believe me, I never saw it as a real insult (except maybe Okuyasu, dude's dumb but still a pretty good guy) hahahah.

And I'm Max, the guy that's not in that much so my relevance is shakey at present, heh.

Haha, good to hear it! I've just seen stupid things start from the most minor thing online.

You'll get your name in neon one day and for me Shandalar is still a favourite of mine  ;D

I totally forgot I already asked for your name...was so sure I even checked your posts before I asked just to make sure, guess I'm the dumb one.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on August 31, 2016, 02:32:37 AM
From the This War Of Mine LP:

James: "Guess who's got two-thirds of a carrot? Ain't an hour of the day that my swag stops."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 01, 2016, 09:59:22 PM
Max: "We've gone full circle. Our protagonist is cursed to never get killed by gorillas."

Matt: "It's an alternate 1900s where there's rampaging gorillas and everyone's cool with the gays."

Travis: "The gorilla emperor in his mech..."
Max: "HER mech. Don't be sexist. We don't know that it's a male."
Travis: "Expand Dong..."
Max: "EMPRESS Expand Dong!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 02, 2016, 12:04:08 AM
Charlie: "Who could eat more cheeseburgers, Jughead or Wimpy?!"
Matt: "I don't..."
Charlie: "WAIT! Do you think Jughead is actually Mayor McCheese's dad!?"
Matt: "Like he's eating his own people?"
Charlie: "No, the question is did Jughead ever fuck a hamburger? Just make sweet, sweet love to a hamburger. Because Archie had Betty and Veronica. But Jughead had Big Mac and Wopper."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 02, 2016, 10:11:51 PM
Charlie: "Listen: dragons are just bird-cats."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 08, 2016, 06:19:40 PM
 James: "It IS a trope! This whole game is tropes!"

James: "Where is the brisket on a human?"

*discussing Dark Heresy spaceships*
James: "Just hit the 'crash button."
Sam: "There's a crash button on these?!"
James: "Yes. Technically all of them, if you don't know how to use them."

Matt: "The many moods of Aiden Halt: brooding. That's it. He looks angry when he sleeps!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 10, 2016, 11:13:30 AM
Charlie: "Does it have a pyramid with one eye who's super rich that you unlock by entering the rap dimension?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 13, 2016, 01:33:18 AM
Charlie: "Am I out of touch with brunch culture...?"

Matt: "We should probably dry off too."
James: "Yea, a few people laugh at you. Mostly because the weather's been clear all day."
Charlie: "This is where the phrase 'get dunked on' gets invented."
James: "This is where the chaos dunk comes from."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on September 13, 2016, 02:08:25 PM
I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

I am a god damn prophet.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on September 13, 2016, 04:13:42 PM
Just because you went up a hill and took two tablets don't make you a prophet, Nayt.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on September 13, 2016, 04:34:04 PM
Look, I saw some shit up on high. Some crazy shit. Tasted some colors, heard some things you wouldn't believe. Do you know what the still frame image of a flying antelope sounds like? I bet you don't.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Charlie72 on September 14, 2016, 09:26:07 AM
Whatever man; just don't touch my golden statue that depicts James as a bear.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on September 14, 2016, 09:43:51 AM
James: "This is where the chaos dunk comes from."
Is the crews next bounty going to be a chest full of the finest neo-shekels?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on September 14, 2016, 10:57:20 AM
This went a little off the rails when I wasn't looking.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on September 14, 2016, 04:15:33 PM
Whatever man; just don't touch my golden statue that depicts James as a bear.

You can't have it. Nope. It's not yours anymore. False idols and all that. The only faces we're gonna depict as holy henceforth shall be an aged, snarling rockstar with spiky blond tipped hair.

Hold up, let me open up an abyss to cast that BearJames statue into.

Now get that shit outta my face.

This went a little off the rails when I wasn't looking.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS, JAMES, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOOKED A TICKET WITH THE GODDAMN CRAZY TRAIN.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 14, 2016, 06:31:42 PM
James: "It's like the Puttin' On the Ritz music video."
Matt: "I don't think I ever saw that one."
James: "It is STRAIGHT blackface. Full on Al Jolson."
Josh: "You never go full Jolson..."
Axe: "I mean, if you're going to go Jolson at all, you might as well go full Jolson."
Matt: "I once put a man in a full Jolson."

James: "Just don't crash. And if you do crash, at least mute your mic."
Kevin: "I don't want to hear a man die tonight..."
Josh: "But listening to a man die is the best part!"

Matt: "Let me find a biker gang name generator... I got 'The Ice Gorilla Raiders,' 'The Bulldogs,' 'The Bulldogs,' and 'The Nameless. I got fucking 'Bulldogs' twice!"
Kevin: "It's a Travis name generator..."
Matt: "Bulldog, Bulldog, Husky, Bulldog."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on September 15, 2016, 03:44:26 AM
James: "For a brief period in my life, I thought 'worth their salt' meant the money you would get for the salt if you rendered them down."
Matt: "At what period in your life did you think this?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 19, 2016, 06:45:27 PM
James, as the Living Rune: "Her voice booms in your mind, 'Those who know best are before and below me."
*a siren sounds in the background
James: "And it sounds like that!!"


*after asking a question and getting an ear-bloodying response
Living Rune: "I do enjoy seeing people puzzle over my answers. It shows that they're thinking."
Valentine: ""If you know we are puzzling over your answer, why don't you just tell us?"
Charlie: "NO!!!"
*group laughs
Charlie: "WE HAD ONE RULE
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 20, 2016, 06:44:13 PM
Matt: "I'd wanted to use Mech to run some stupid game where everyone played presidents from the past, time traveling to the future to help the future president Robama with a problem. Then something something presidential mech fights."

James: "I'm still annoyed that Rations has the tag 'Addictive."
Matt: "Well it basically is."
James: "It's not the same thing!"
Matt: "How do you know you haven't been lied to by Big Food?"
Kevin: "Well every so often you hear those stories about yogis going through great lengths of time without food."
James: "Did you ever hear that story from an actual yogi?"
Josh: "No, James. That's just a lie they TELL you so they can steal your pic-a-nic baskets."
Matt: "I was gonna say it!"
James: "May I bless this pic-a-nic basket?"
Kevin: "The way to resisting temptation is to never have. Walks away with the basket."
James: "Dammit! Every Tuesday that bear gets me!"
Kevin: "On the plus side, I think I'm going to reincarnate at a higher level... when I inevitably starve."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 22, 2016, 08:00:57 AM
Kevin: "I cooked my dice, but I keep getting 2's and 3's."
James: "Good ol' spider eyes!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 22, 2016, 09:35:12 PM
Kevin: "I can't spend Refresh until an extended break, right?"
Matt: "No, it's an abstract concept."
Axe: "It's basically representing you carbing up for the day."
James: "It's like Fallout!"
Kevin: "It's just Dead Rising."
Josh: "It specifically says in the rules to avoid that..."
Axe: "Is that an entire birthday cake!?"
Kevin: "Don't judge me!"

James: "You just hear in the distance 'Juuuke left!"
Kevin: "Success."
Josh: "Crit... success."
Kevin: "I thought you were going to say 'crit fail.' Bang! AGH!"
James: "I told you to juke left!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 23, 2016, 08:02:09 PM
Slugger: "If there were anyway for me to take out a helicopter with a motorcycle, I would."
Josh: "Are there any sick ramps around?"
Matt: "There's nothing sick enough to do that."
James: "It would have to be the sickest of ramps..."

Charlie: "What's his name... the peas guy... Orson Wells!"
Matt, breaking into laughter: "I know what you mean by 'the peas guy!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on September 24, 2016, 12:16:45 AM
Charlie: "What's his name... the peas guy... Orson Wells!"
Matt, breaking into laughter: "I know what you mean by 'the peas guy!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 24, 2016, 08:17:58 AM
Charlie: "This episode's summary casually mentions 'in this episode, the Planeteers are tortured.' Which I guess is referring to the scene with the forced eating, where they get fucking deviantarted by the rat man."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2016, 07:22:36 PM
Matt: "We all hail from the meat dimension, and it is from the meat dimension to which we shall return."
Kevin: "Arbys."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 28, 2016, 06:53:00 PM
James: "We're talking about Gambit, Charlie."
Charlie: "What?! Who the fuck has a problem with Gambit?! There's always more gators in the bayou!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 01, 2016, 10:54:36 PM
James: "Please deactivate Sass Function."
Sam: "No."
James: "What did I just say!?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 03, 2016, 11:14:28 PM
James: "Think about who's talking to you right now! You have Chin Largehuge telling you to calm the fuck down!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 03, 2016, 11:42:59 PM
Charlie: "We had a golden ticket, and nothing's gonna go... I don't know how that song goes."
Max: "Aww man. We were going to go to the clown factory and see how clowns were made!"
Charlie: "Believe me! You don't want to see the clown factory then!"
Max: "Remember that one kid, Augustus Honk, who got too fat when he ate too many clowns?"

Charlie: "It goes back to the court jester: he could make fun of the king because he knew he was going to be eaten."

Max: "All this time I was actually a clown. I'm coming out of the tiny car to tell everyone."

Max: "Clown squad! Assemble!"
Charlie: "That's where you put them when they're done with them. The clowns in this game are not people."
Max: "You keep them in boxes. Can't let them think they're people."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 10, 2016, 09:36:48 PM
High King: "I just saw your futures a few times each."
Valentin: "They ended happily, I hope."
High King: "Well, they all ended."
Charlie: "Opens up a notebook. Crosses off 'become immortal."
Kevin: "That wasn't my plan at all!"


Charlie: "He IS the head of the Larsfolk. He's still a slab of beef."
Kevin: "Doesn't mean you can' t take off a slice."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2016, 07:04:30 PM
Charlie: "Can I use Breakfall to get down?"
Matt: "Just slide down its back like Fred Flintstone!"


Matt: "You finally phased her a little. You hit her with a literal phasing weapon and even that didn't phase her."
James: "It's different usage of the word, but I like your moxy!"

James: "Deckland, you suplex one of them so that its skull buries into the ground. Then you flip back over and kick another one before you punch one so hard that its head turns all the way around."
Matt: "At some point, I'm hoping that Deckland fighting the army just turns into a Popeye cartoon."


*after Deckland and a druid have a quiet discussion in Irish accents
Nedire: "What are they saying? I don't speak Innish."
James: Hoity toity toy, me boyo!
Axe: "Potata potata!"
James: "Whiskey vodka potata! Well, we just invented a new kind of racism."
Charlie: "Technically, it's just a very old kind of racism."
James: "Very true."
Matt: "We've been making up new ways of being racist on this show ever since we found a way to be racist at Canadians."
Charlie: "I mean, their hockey teams are all pretty much variations on saying 'The Canadians.' The Nationals, The Canucks, The... The Canadian Beavers."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Nayt on October 11, 2016, 08:06:41 PM
"It's like punching a fist into your palm, only you're palming a cat."

- Edward E., 2016
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Edward on October 11, 2016, 08:09:24 PM
to be fair those were horribly horrific mutant cats Nate >_>
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 12, 2016, 08:46:40 PM
Charlie: "Who's your favorite Animorph? Mine's Dinobot."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 12, 2016, 09:45:21 PM
Charlie: "Also, Team Rocket dressed up as Ash and friends to commit crimes and deface their name. So in other news, Team Rocket still rules. Still the best part of the show."

Charlie: "Friends don't let friends do Nuzlockes."

Charlie: "We haven't really domesticated the cat, it's just too small to matter."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: cornbreab on October 14, 2016, 12:37:44 PM
Sam: "ONCE AGAIN BUREAUCRACY MAN SUCCEEDS!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 15, 2016, 11:22:45 AM
Matt: "Would you rather get in  a barfight with Mike Tyson in his prime, or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life?"
Charlie: "I mean, doesn't one lead to the other?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 17, 2016, 11:22:11 PM
Charlie: "I will fucking end you over Ape Escape lore!"

Max: "This is how wrenches work. You can go into your toolbox and get a wrench right now. Audience, if you want to do that, pause the video. Take your time right now, go collect your wrench. Find your local clown and give him a wallop over the head."
Charlie: "Well it has to be to the death."
Max: "Yea. Yea. Audience, you can do this, pause this right now. Then you will find that you can no longer wrench things with it anymore"
Charlie: "Also, we're not lawyers or anything. So we can't get in trouble for... for clown poaching."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 18, 2016, 06:45:14 PM
Max: "I didn't know Sonic had joined the assassin's guild. What will that spikey man think of next? He is movin' quite fast, pickin' up all that jewelry. What a good blue man!"

Charlie: "What if our mom fell into a clown factory?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 20, 2016, 07:02:40 PM
James: "All of his internal blood bags were merging into one blood bag."
Alex: "What?"
James: "He's melting!"

Josh: "Now I can continue my course from knight to noir detective. I greet her as a dame, because she is of the same noble ranking as myself."
James: "She had legs that went on for DECADES AND DECADES!"
Josh: "She had a fiefdom that just wouldn't quit... because they would be severely punished if they did."


Alex: "Can we see if he had access to the landing bay, or whatever they'd call it in this world?"
Kevin: "The Landinarium."
Alex: "I... can't tell if you're joking.
Kevin: "Not this time."

Kevin: "Alex, you should start carrying a fire extinguisher with you too. 'Wait, we need that one alive.' Pshhhhhh!"
James: "FOAM THE HERETIC!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 24, 2016, 06:59:19 PM
Charlie: "Well it needs a skull. If you're a legit pirate, you need to enter the skeleton war."
James: "One flag is a scotty dog with a dagger in its mouth."
"We could give it like a rose and a crown."
Matt: "Or a spooky ghost. Just put a sheet ghost over the flag. In fact, we just cut out our flag to be in the shape of a ghost. It looks like a whacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man, like the ones in front of used car lots."
James: "I've decided you are no longer to be trusted with the decision over your own flag."
Matt: "Kevin hasn't said anything yet. We're just bullshitting."
Kevin: "Those all sound like good ideas. I just haven't decided yet."
James: "I've decided you are no longer to be trusted with the decision over your own flag."



James: "You don't see any pirate flags, but you do see a large amount of ships flying neutral colors, all of which are loaded with variable amounts of guns."
Charlie: "It's a veritable Whacky Races of ships."

Matt: "That was my favorite Scooby Doo parody; Sorpy Dorp."
Charlie: "Yea... but who was Sorpy Dorp?"
Matt: "He was their talking... alien."
Charlie: "Yea, instead of a talking dog."
Ax: "Or a talking shark. Or caveman."
Charlie: "Or a ghost!"
Ax: "Pff! Yea..."
James: "My favorite character was Vanessa. 'Jankles!"

James: "That wasn't even the only time they had Batman on. I know they had an episode where they had Batman AND the Harlem Globetrotters."
Charlie: "AWWW MAN!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 25, 2016, 09:07:56 PM
Max: "If this LP is going to be nothing but Animorphs and Shreks then I'm leaving right now."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 26, 2016, 11:43:11 PM
Matt: "I'd herd that Mortal Kombat was supposed to be a game based on Bloodsport."
Charlie: "Kind of like how Donkey Kong was supposed to be a Popeye game?"
Matt: "Yea... imagine what kind of world that would have been."
Charlie: "It would have been a one-off."
Matt: "Or would we just have Popeye Galaxy?
Charlie, laughing: "...what a world we would have lived in."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on October 27, 2016, 05:43:09 AM
James: 'She had a fiefdom that would not quit, for they would be punished severely if they did.'
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 27, 2016, 07:55:00 AM
Charlie: "I'm not saying no rules, just right..."
Matt: "That's Outback Steakhouse."
Charlie: "Right. It's not that all wrestling matches take place in an Outback Steakhouse. It's just that each ring is temporarily legally declared an honorary Outback Steakhouse. You can kill a man at an Outback Steakhouse."
Matt: "Yea, because it's no rules. Just right."
Charlie: "Because Outback Steakhouse is a subset... sovereign part of Australia, but it's also a part of Australia that's already geared up for Mad Max."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 31, 2016, 06:40:18 PM
Matt: "I guess my takeaway from this is be Road Trip, don't be a Ponyfinder."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on October 31, 2016, 07:59:45 PM
Matt: "I guess my takeaway from this is be Road Trip, don't be a Ponyfinder."

That's advice to take to the fuckin bank man
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 31, 2016, 09:47:36 PM
Hanna: "It's called Yuri On Ice, which you'd think is like 'lesbians on ice! hell yea!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 01, 2016, 10:16:36 PM
Kevin: "I like the idea of all the  mirrors breaking."
James: "That's enough to cover like a house, maybe a second floor."
Ax: "And no one knows why, so they're just pissed."
James: "I hate this dark future!"
Kevin: "My mirror just broke, and yesterday the kettle yelled at me."

Sam: "This is the work of our true enemy."
James: "Which true enemy is this? There are so many I guest confused."
Sam: "YES!"

James: "These are our pyrotechnics experts, Shades and Ten Fingers. They're nicknames are ironic."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 03, 2016, 10:11:51 AM
Ross: "He bit an ASTRONAUT! That's like shooting a unicorn!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 04, 2016, 10:18:55 PM
Matt: "I like that the mech was being piloted by a balloon man."
Max: "Of course. Who better than a balloon to be drift compatible?"
Matt: "God dammit!"
Charlie: "It's not a drift, though, it's only one person."
Max: "How do you know the robot's not sentient!? Don't be sexist, Charlie!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 04, 2016, 10:38:31 PM
Charlie: "Who wins in a fight? Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman, or the Lion?"
Max: "Am I supposed to answer this, because it sounds pretty easy."
Charlie: "Yea, go ahead."
Matt: "Probably the Woodsman."
Max: "Yea, the Tin Woodsman for days."
Charlie: "Okay. Now also bear in mind... The Scarecrow has a gun."

Matt: "What about post-Wizard giving them their shit?"
Max: "Prooobably still the Woodsman."
Charlie: "I'm still favoring the Tin Woodsman, but the odds aren't so bad for the Scarecrow. Because now he can possibly get lucky and shoot the Woodsman in the heart."
Matt: "That just makes it harder for the Scarecrow, because if he does that, it means the Tin Woodsman will have no emotions."
Charlie: "But if he can hit the part that has the alchemical symbol that holds the Tin Man's soul..."


Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 08, 2016, 01:30:18 AM
James: "Fists' are the same as 'nothing' unless you have no hands!"


*Party Goer shoots a man scaling the walls* "Got one!"
Francesca: "What did THAT accomplish!?"
Party Goer: "That's less competition for later!"
Ax: "In the state we're in already!?"
Nadire: "What difference does it make now!?"
Party Goer: "Look, I won't be the first one to die here! Er, rather, the third or fourth to die."
Nadire: "Well what difference does it make what order you die in if you're going to die anyway!?"
Kevin: "I like him..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM
Max: "I'll probably ask other people later, but what three characters am I?"
Charlie: "Well you're Maximillion from this game..."
Max: "Yea, I'm okay with that."
Charlie: "You're a spunky boy."
Matt: "Mighty Max..."
Max: "No! They're not just all Maxes! I hate you!
Charlie: "Maximilion Pegasus."
Max: "Actually I'm okay with that."
Charlie: "I can see you owning an island and challenging people to card games."
Max: "If I had magic powers and money, that's what I would do."
Charlie: "Living on an island playing Duel Monsters and Magic the Gathering, watching cartoons and collecting Egyptian artifacts."
Max: "I am so mad at how much this is me!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 16, 2016, 11:33:40 PM
James: "Do you know how many sphincters you have?"
Sam: "...yes!"
James: "It's more than you think."
Kevin: "And less than you would hope."
Sam: "...I'm just going to roll Sanity here..."

James: "Well guys... I guess this really HAS been... a Dark Heresy. And the camera pans up into the sky over us."
Alex: "Produced by J.J Abrams..."
Sam: "Lens flare! Lens flare!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 19, 2016, 07:39:17 PM
James: "I'm finding myself disappointed in things that people are disappointed in."
Kevin: "There is no end to that..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 23, 2016, 07:12:22 PM
James: "You see him whisper a prayer and his sword begins to glow."
Matt: "I say a prayer and then shoot him with my gun."
Charlie: "The only way that could have been better was is you pulled the gun out of a bible."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 27, 2016, 10:58:25 PM
James: "I gained 'Purse. You may expel all toxins from your body. 15 Skill Points."
Charlie: "UGHHHHH! This is our grossest adventure!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 28, 2016, 07:15:15 PM
James: "You can give the greatest gift of all. You can grant the ability 'Retard."
Charlie: "WHAAAAT!?"
James: "When you use this power, the person no longer receives Radiations table for any reason."
Charlie: "Ohhhh, that meaning of the word 'retard."

Matt: "Whenever you gain 10 Skill Points, roll on the radiation table. If you survive for 5 days, roll again."
Charlie: "But I get 12 radiations every week!"
James: "It's like a punch card at subway!"

James: "I'm about to go nuts and you can't stop me!"

Susan: "I'm interesting person to say the least."
Charlie: "That's the last sentence of the first paragraph of your young adult novel."

James: "The next player you come in contact with, compare your stats. You get the higher stats of the two."
Max: "Brother! You got all the strong genes!"
Charlie: "You get to pick who gets to be the Danny Devito to your Arnold Schwarzenegger."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 30, 2016, 12:36:56 AM
Charlie: "You're basically just Master Roshi now."
James: "Charlie... is a lot closer than you'd think. He's an elderly sex addict turtle man."
Charlie: "It's like we're playing ********."
Matt: "WE SHALL NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 30, 2016, 06:53:26 PM
Matt: "You could shorten it to just 'Mr Roboto."
Charlie: "I don't think you understand how Stands work."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on November 30, 2016, 08:02:29 PM
I think I was proposing to shorten it to Kilroy.  Kilroy.  Kilroy.


Kilroy.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 05, 2016, 07:40:27 PM
*Max finds a bastard sword
Max: "That sword was born out of swordlock!"


James: "The GM will name the substance. Whenever you consume this substance, you gain 1d6 Strength for 6d6 minutes."
Kevin: "Make it spinach..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 05, 2016, 08:19:43 PM
Charlie: "Do you think that was the inspiration for Rugrats? What if we did Baby's Day Out, but as a series?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 08, 2016, 07:02:54 PM

Sam: "If you're doing a game about vampires in space, make sure the rules are about vampires in space and not 19th Century crossbow combat."
Matt: "They can't shoot guns in space! They need crossbows!"
Sam: "Actually, now I want to play this game..."
Matt: "Look forward to Vampires In Space, 2018."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 10, 2016, 10:54:02 PM
Kevin: "It's easier to hack yourself to be Bad than all of them to be Good."
James: "But Kevin, think of the moral implications."
Kevin: "Nah."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 12, 2016, 09:50:47 PM
Charlie: "Is catfishing esports?"
Max: "I would watch the pro leagues of catfishing."
Matt: "You know, I would too."
Max, in a hushed voice: "Oh, oh and yes, yes he has a milf on the line let's see if he can keep it in."
Charlie in a hushed voice: "This is 140 pounder. This would be very nice catch."
Max: "Oh, oh and there are the nudes. Wonderful. Wonderful."
Charlie: "That looks like 84 inches... 70 inches.... 75 inches. Noce proportions."
Max: "Now it looks like two of our competitors have gotten their lines tangled up and now how nuvdes of each other. this has some somewhere fast."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 13, 2016, 06:45:00 PM
Charlie: "I AM a doctor. I will do doctor things now."
James: "Doctor affiliated."
Charlie:  "Now before I start anything... is any of the things in front of me beans? Because I am a bean collection unit, and that is exclusively all I know how to do!"

Matt: "I figured he just has a real long coat that keeps catching on things whenever he tries to jump over something."
James: "My fashion defeats me again!"
Kevin: "I was meant to die this way!"

Charlie: "I tried to describe Shredder, but I didn't know how to do it without being obvious. Then again, I don't know how to describe Krang."
James: "Everyone, Matt just described Krang in the chat: 'He's like a pile of mashed potatoes in a buff man's crotch."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Charlie72 on December 14, 2016, 06:29:59 AM
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 20, 2016, 06:41:15 PM
James: "I can't remember which of my vital organs is metal and which of my metal organs is vital."

Charlie: "A ska tuba band. A scuba."

Ax: "40K! Where the men look like Baron Harkonnen and all the women look like Bayonetta. Or vice versa. Or sometimes both."

Josh: "Get thee dunkethed on!"
James: "You were close."
Josh: "Get thee dunked upon!"
James: "That's it! Get thee to a dunkery."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 20, 2016, 07:00:07 PM
Max: "I want that to be the summary of this whole thing: 'You did it, Matt! You MISSED it, Max!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 22, 2016, 12:25:19 AM
Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on December 22, 2016, 01:59:12 AM
Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."
Fucking Sergals, man.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on December 22, 2016, 03:10:41 AM
Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

This from one of the LPs?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 23, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
ya, from the last Pokemon Randomizer. learning about pokesonas and what Charlie remembers from the 90s!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on December 25, 2016, 01:36:10 PM
Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."
Fucking Sergals, man.

Nah mate. Sergals are okay, like weasel sharks. This is a family show so I won't go into detail, but, well just avoid the fetish section... I've seen things I could only vaguely able to grasp. It haunts me.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on December 26, 2016, 09:13:54 PM
Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."
Fucking Sergals, man.

Similarly to Travis, I'll just leave this at having seen stuff I had to be told was porn
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 28, 2016, 06:36:20 PM
Charlie: "What do I have to roll to invent the Mary Sue?"
Matt: "Nothing. Author insert characters have existed since forever."
James: "...Dante."
Ax: "Hey, Dante, who's in Hell? Everyone I hate. Who's in Heaven? This chick I'm in love with. What about that pope you don't like? He's in Hell, even though he's still alive."

James: "By Ax's decree, Deckland proceeds to sing every Disney villain song. Especially the ones about being a lion."
Matt: "I mean, isn't that basically what we're performing here anyway? The Lion King but with people?"
James: "Just change Lion to Leon and you're good."
Susan: "Let's be honest here: The Lion King was just Hamlet anyway."
Matt: "But with lions."
Kevin: "And with nazis."
James: "The goose-stepping was a little out of nowhere in that movie."
Matt: "You know what's good? Hamlet. You know what's better than Hamlet? Hamlet with nazis. Except the nazis are now hyenas."
Susan: "No, the hyenas were regular Germans. Scar was the nazis."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 02, 2017, 07:41:32 PM
Matt: "I am a man of many talents. All of them are garbage."

Mike E.: "|I've got that beat. My one friend had 4 layers of dry wall in his house."
Matt: "It's like the non-scary version of House of Leaves. The house just keeps getting slightly smaller."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 02, 2017, 08:13:09 PM
Charlie as Rick: "Y'see, Donny, I'm the one to invent the bread, Donny. The person in the bakery store, they're all liars. I've got the patent right here."
Max as Morty:  "Well gee, I've been eating bread for quite a while now..."
Charlie: "Donny, Donny... we've been lied to our entire lives! Donny, I went on a magical adventure, to a magical future, where everything's dead."
"Well my dad has a corn stash in this underground bunker, I think we'll be alright..."
Charlie: "I hope you enjoy your poop water, Donny."
Max: "I sure do!"
Charlie: "Cuz that's all there is down there."
Max: "What're you!? What do you do!? You just shoot rats!"

Max: "That was for you, Greg..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 04, 2017, 07:42:54 PM
Matt: "Why would Ash getting arrested help them get Pikachu?"
Charlie: "They could buy him as a police auction!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 04, 2017, 09:35:16 PM
Matt: "I think it's like a 5 course meal."
Charlie: "Ah. A hobbit choker."

Charlie: "Who's America's least favorite Bulbasaur?"
Matt: "Charmander."
Charlie: "No, I think it's Howard Taft."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 06, 2017, 08:26:03 PM
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 06, 2017, 11:40:54 PM
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."

I'm so proud of that little piece of dumb. XD
Also: http://crazon.deviantart.com/art/Episode-132-Penpal-pt1-655007740
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 07, 2017, 05:30:40 PM
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."

I'm so proud of that little piece of dumb. XD
Also: http://crazon.deviantart.com/art/Episode-132-Penpal-pt1-655007740

oh god, I saw that but didn't look close enough to see the "Bro-vine" shirt
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 10, 2017, 10:15:32 PM
Josh: I'm going to go somewhere in the shadows, where I can switch outfits.
James: Wow, your Like a Superhero.
Josh: I'm the opposite actually... what's a word for that.
James: Ninja.
Josh: Yes, Ninjas are the opposite of Superheroes.
James: Deathstroke sighs.
Josh: As he sheathes his Katana.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on January 11, 2017, 11:09:10 AM
From Deep in the Bayou part 2:

Charlie: "If you give me the the chance to fuck people up I WILL do it"

Simple yet explains so much, love you Charlie ;D
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 11, 2017, 06:56:14 PM
(Apologies if this has been added already)

Valentin: So our options are persuading a whole town to be nice to one another for a day, or hunting down a mythological creature who may reside in another reality. And that creature might just tell us the rules and that we have to do option one anyway.
Mayor: I'm so happy you have those as your options.
Valentin: Listen, we could just bash you over the head and steal the hat.
Mayor: Meredithwouldkillatleastoneofyou.Meredithwouldkillatleastoneofyouifyoutried!
James: Meredith nods.

James: They're all grinning at you.
Matt: All those Mayors.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 12, 2017, 05:53:37 PM
Charlie: I'm gonna prove my innocence next session, through superior combat abilities.
Axe: That's called resisting arrest.

Matt: I thought we had a shovel on the ship.
Kevin: Why would we?
Matt: For digging up buried treasure! We're f***ing pirates!!!
Kevin: Yeah, I thought we'd just use our cutlasses and eyepatches.

James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 13, 2017, 11:20:06 AM
Matt: Did we ask about the Explorer Guild guy's name?
James: No.
Matt: We should really ask more questions.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on January 13, 2017, 11:50:31 AM
James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?

Jesus, did I have a stroke that session? I don't remember that at all...
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 13, 2017, 11:59:28 AM
James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?

Jesus, did I have a stroke that session? I don't remember that at all...

I believe you were trying to do a really exaggerated swedish accent. It was when they were going into the Syrneth Dungeon?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on January 13, 2017, 12:22:04 PM
I believe that it happened. It'll just go on the list with like a full third of the things I said in this thread.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 14, 2017, 10:37:27 AM
Charlie: "Trees are like the clouds of the forest. ...I'm basically right."

Max: "If we had eight furbits, would they make a furbite?"
Charlie: ".............yes."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 14, 2017, 11:01:54 AM
Charlie: "Listen, I saw Magic School Bus. Salmon change color based on spawning. I saw it in the episode where that salmon jizzed all over the kids' faces."
Matt: "I... must have missed that episode. I saw the episode where Arnold dies. But then gets better."
charlie: "I also saw the one when they get laid like an egg. Went inside a hen's cloaca and everything. And then they put Arnold inside an egg with a chikcen embryo and hyper speed it up.
Arnold experienced days in what to them was just minutes. Alone with an embrotic chicken as his only companion inside egg. Also he's wearing a chicken suit for this entire thing."
Matt: "This is why Arnold always wishes it was a regular field trip."
Max: "Arnold did always get the shit end of things, huh?"

Charlie: "It was basically Animorphs, but in Animorphs they admit that this is the grossest thing ever. In Magic Schoolbus, they're just like 'Yea, this is normal."
Max: "So this is where the conversation is forever?"
Matt: "It's basically Animorphs, Magic School bus.
Charlie: "Or Shrek!"

Charlie: "Max! Who would win in a fight, Arnold from Magic Schoolbus or Arnold the aardvark?"
Max: "...can I just not participate this?"

 
so was The Friz a chaos time goddess or what?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on January 14, 2017, 06:59:38 PM
I contend that Mz Frizzle is lesser deity by how she reshapes reality into patterns that she then says in the end of the episode are oversimplified for the purposes of teaching
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Charlie72 on January 14, 2017, 08:56:27 PM
The friz is a time lord and the buss is here tardis
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 15, 2017, 12:58:57 AM
Axe: I have the Swinging Knack... Hahahah! Fuck you 7th Seas, I'VE BEATEN YOU!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Laura B on January 15, 2017, 04:49:48 AM
The Friz might be a Harry Potter wizard. Breaking all the rules about interacting with No-Maj though.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on January 15, 2017, 01:22:29 PM
I have to say that it's a damn shame your LP channel doesn't have more views. I've been listening to the pokemon one and watching the Dark Cloud one while playing other games like Shadowverse and even though the gameplay of pokemon is not that interesting (you even admit it yourselves) the banter is 10/10. When I first heard Charlie in I think the 7th AP, I didn't know what to make of you but you're one hilarious dude and Matt you play the perfect straight man in the pair. Max is just there to suffer your tangents it seems  ;D
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on January 15, 2017, 02:36:06 PM
Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on January 15, 2017, 03:03:55 PM
Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.

I have yet to watch that one, I could see that it could make for perhaps more serious conversations giving the themes of that game.

Also, if you guys haven't played Barkleys Shut up and Jam Gaiden I think that would be gold for your group.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on January 15, 2017, 04:31:34 PM
Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.

I have yet to watch that one, I could see that it could make for perhaps more serious conversations giving the themes of that game.

Also, if you guys haven't played Barkleys Shut up and Jam Gaiden I think that would be gold for your group.
The This War Of Mine LP and some of the later stuff (The Swapper, Hack/Slash, etc) have some more of the full-on discussions about storytelling and such. The earlier stuff is also very good, like the Silent Hill runs, The Cat Lady, it's all good.

Basically you guys have spoiled me for quality YouTube content.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 15, 2017, 06:52:35 PM
I've watched through most of them, and something about the pokemon LP's just work of Charlie remembering the 90s and going on tangents between Matt being baffled or steering his attention as necessary
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 15, 2017, 07:36:57 PM
Matt: This is just like in Lord of the Rings, except instead of digging too deep for Mithril, they just dug a deep hole to shit into.

Kevin: I'm pretty sure the fate witches make "Mean Girls" look like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants".
James: I'm pretty Sure they make "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" look like "The Ya-Ya Sisterhood"

Charlie: LISTEN, YOU HAVE PUSHED HER BUTTONS!
James: One button.

Charlie: What's the TN to invent Hamilton?
Charlie: We need the TN to invent America!

Charlie: Wait, they're at war with Russia AND Castille?
James: They've made some decisions OK.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on January 16, 2017, 10:18:01 AM
I've watched through most of them, and something about the pokemon LP's just work of Charlie remembering the 90s and going on tangents between Matt being baffled or steering his attention as necessary

Yeah the first episode of that is good for the randomizer and then the gimmick gets kind of played beyond the times we run into gym leaders or Chaz
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 16, 2017, 06:54:08 PM
Matt: "Spooooky noises."
Review Cultist: "Actually, we're probably posting this on New Year's. We already have our Halloween stuff."
Matt: "Oh. Spooooky New Year!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on January 17, 2017, 09:40:25 AM
Axe: I have the Swinging Knack... Hahahah! Fuck you 7th Seas, I'VE BEATEN YOU!!!

Honestly given the swashbuckling setting I'm surprised more of us didn't have Swinging
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 18, 2017, 07:05:13 PM
Matt: "Man, the new design for Knuckles... he looks like a ham stuffed inside a pantyhose."
Charlie: "He looks like if Knuckles was a Battletoad."



Charlie: "I didn't hear anything. Just my own Hank Hill noises."


Charlie: "I don't think pornography has been invented yet."
Susan: "Oh hell yea it is!"
Axe: "As soon as you could scrawl a pair of tits on a wall..."
James: "I think it's existed as long as there's been imagery!"
Charlie: "Okay, I meant good pornography!"
"Well I think that's objective."
Kevin: "That's very objective."
James: "Just because you've experienced a higher bracket of pornography than nearly anyone throughout history..."
Matt: "See that guy? I bet he's seen 50 vaginas today."
James: "Ugh!"
Matt: "Kids today! Back in my day, I had one picture of a vagina, and that had to get me through highschool. By the time my parents found it, they thought it was an Arbys ad."
James: "Five boobs before breakfast! That's what I always say!"

 
James: "The classic game of Hidesmen and Lookyloos."
 

Matt: "What's going on in the background?"
Charlie: "Oh. Did you guys hear me using the Macho Man Randy Savage soundboard?"
James: *laughing* "Did you guys hear me using... the Randy Savage soundboard?!"
Kevin: "Give it three months. It'll be up on the quotes page..."

 

confirmed easiest way to get on the quotes page: say it'll be on the quotes page
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on January 18, 2017, 08:27:38 PM
Alex: I'll Take the Damage!
Kevin: The Emperor wants blood.
Axe: So that's 7 pen 1, so I think that 1 damage to you actually?
Alex: Dead, I'm dead. It killed me.
Axe: I dont think it killed you.
Alex: Where's, where's my character sheet to rip... I have to print it out to rip it up.

Josh: It's almost likely you said blasted flesh monkeys.
James: He didn't.
Josh: I know, but it sounded like it and I like that phrase... THOSE BLASTED FLESH MONKEYS!!!

James: Bone dust, it get'ss everywhere!
Sam: It's course and gritty, I hate it.
Josh: I hate you.
Sam: No you dont.
Axe: I love you.
James: Heresy!

Axe: Come, you know that scene would be a hundred times more awesome if it was about bone dust instead of sand!

Axe: I hate tusken raiders...
Sam: There course and gritty and...oh...

James: Why is there a draft around my liver.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on January 19, 2017, 09:59:02 AM
James: "The classic game of Hidesmen and Lookyloos."

One of my favorite parts of the Vendel/Vesten book is the section on Vendel culture and how their vast wealth and quality of life has led to them more or less inventing leisure time and ways to fill it, like card games and the very popular "hiders and seekers"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 23, 2017, 09:43:47 PM
Matt: "You can roll Deceit to play it off... by being dismissive, oddly enough."
Ax: "I'm not dismissive! That's bullshit! Now can we move onto something important, like my money?

Matt: "You have accepted the contract '2 Dead, 2 Furious."
James: "Ughh! Can we unaccept it?"

Ax: "We're the bait, which is an unusual position for any of us to be in."
Josh: "I'm used to being the trap."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 26, 2017, 01:09:03 AM
Matt: "That's not even the embarassing story I'm going to tell. My one friend had Mario Party, but I didn't own Mario Party. So my friends and I made up an analog version of Mario Party. We had all the minigames, but we created a dice mechanic..."
Charlie: "What I'm hearing is that you made a superior version of Mario Party."

James: "I sneak behind the zombie and offer it a fresh flame broiled Whopper."
Matt: "No, you are not the Sneak King."
James: "PROVE IT!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 27, 2017, 12:33:37 AM
Charlie: "When you do the voice, you wanna start with the Dr Light from Mega Man 8. You know. A homeless man eating an acorn."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on January 27, 2017, 11:53:03 AM
Matt: "That's not even the embarassing story I'm going to tell. My one friend had Mario Party, but I didn't own Mario Party. So my friends and I made up an analog version of Mario Party. We had all the minigames, but we created a dice mechanic..."
Charlie: "What I'm hearing is that you made a superior version of Mario Party."

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-24-2015/XQkMV_.gif)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 30, 2017, 07:12:34 PM
James: "I think I just started a flame war with the MMA community."
Matt: "Yea, a lot of MMA fighters listen to podcasts."
Charlie: "At least we won't get any hatemail from boxers, because they can't type with boxing gloves on their hands."
James: "Guys... what if they want to fight me IRL?"
Charlie: "Then tell them to come down to the Drunk and the Ugly LLC Company Headquarters, HQ and Day Spa for an ass-kicking."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 30, 2017, 09:19:45 PM
Charlie: "They couldn't just act like Uranus and Neptune were just cousins anymore. Also, boys turning into girls. that was illegal back then
they would have gone to anime jail."
Max: "Like everyone involved with Utena."
Charlie: "Wait, what happens to people in Utena?"
Max: "Nothing, it just had the most homosexual undertones."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on January 31, 2017, 01:36:11 PM
Man, Utena was so great. But I don't know what you're on about Max
Spoiler: show
(https://vraikaiser.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/exploitation.png)

Just two close friends relaxing (shirts off since it's a hot day) on a red sports car while an other, also shirtless, boy takes gravure photos off them. Perfectly heterosexual.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 31, 2017, 08:56:27 PM
Charlie: "I forgot sailors tend to swallow their words."
Ax: "This is why Declan's a boson and not a boatswain."
Charlie: "And why they're called gunnuls instead of 'gun holes."
James: "There's a lot of problems."
Ax: "Terrible story: Declan's name used to be 'Declaration."
James: "Declaration McKeirnan... That's a blacksploitation detective. Well, definitely not McKeirnan."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: eliasswift on January 31, 2017, 10:36:46 PM
From the text chat of Jon's Base Raider game, in the context of John Henry being the owner of the base.

Max: God is this the thor of this setting? "BY THE HAMMER OF JOHN HENRY!"
Luke: It's the blackploitation Thor
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 04, 2017, 11:27:45 AM
Matt: "Selling weed is still a federal crime."
Charlie: "Well we have to have another Civil War about this.... except this time, it's about something important, and not whether or not it's cool to own people. Turns out it's not! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. So says our lord and savior, Optimus Prime."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on February 04, 2017, 03:44:30 PM
Matt: "Selling weed is still a federal crime."
Charlie: "Well we have to have another Civil War about this.... except this time, it's about something important, and not whether or not it's cool to own people. Turns out it's not! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. So says our lord and savior, Optimus Prime."

Hahaha what was that even from
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 05, 2017, 05:48:19 PM
the last Pokemon random run. Charlie went into how he wasn't on Discord, so therefore he's on the deep web. He asked if you wanted to buy some weed for bit coins, and you pointed out how now you were all on the government watch lists
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 07, 2017, 01:05:10 AM
James: "His parents probably wired him some money. Gonna throw a party. Gonna get krunk."
Nate: "On a scale of 1 to 10, just how krunk are you getting tonight?"
James: "Krunk!"
Manda: "James, you may just be an incredible actor, because I almost believe that you'd never been to a college party before."
Kevin: "Are you other kids also riding dirty?"


damn you, Luffington Threeston Sixteensy, for not remembering to check all of the Drunker and Uglier
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 07, 2017, 06:34:46 PM
Manda: "Is Dianisces really just Party Cat?"
James: "Your recent parties haven't been up to par... ty."



Kevin: "I said I'd do you a favor..."
Manda's Sloth Demon: "Are we still at the bank?"
Kevin: "We're not in a bank. We're in an office building."
MSD: "Whaaat? I thought we were in a bank!"
Kevin: "No, the bank's across the street."
MSD: "There's a BANK around here!? Go rob it!"


Josh: "Why does a demon get a Monty Python joke?"
James: "Look, he's possessed a lot of people. Some of them squandered it."


Josh: "By the way, internet, I am playing Ishimanast of wrath and falsities, waver of destructive lies, chief deva of a hundred hosts, sower of doubt and scourge of the savage world
Sam: "He gets a new title every birthday."
James: "So he's like... nine?"


Manda: "Eat her dreams!"
Kevin: "I can't!"
Manda: "What!?"
Kevin: "You didn't give me that power!"
Manda: "Are you sure you're trying hard enough? I don't think your heart's into this. Did you try?"
Kevin: "Yea, okay... I'll go eat her dreams."
Matt: "How do you do that?"
Kevin: "I just go touch her head and say 'Yup. Eatin' her dreams right now."
Matt: "Which does nothing because you don't have that power. You're just half-hearted chewing on her hair."


Manda: "Kidnap her!"
Kevin: "I have a roommate!"
Manda: "You could use more!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on February 10, 2017, 03:01:53 PM
Charlie: "You will acknowledge my dank memes!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 10, 2017, 05:22:21 PM
Matt: "I only saw the gif." *pronounced as jiff
Charlie: "MATT! You will pronounce that like an American, Matt!"
Matt: "That's what the creator calls it. Also it flows better than 'gif."
Charlie: "YOU'LL flow better... when you're... dead!"
Matt: "Probably. Until rigor mortis sets in."
Charlie: "This is what I get when people call me out on saying 'herb."
Matt: "I mean, herb is one that makes sense, but it's not common in the United States. It's more common in England. But they also call things like 'to-mah-to' ad they talk about palellas."
Charlie: "Yea, and they pronounce it jiff. I mean gif! FUCK! Don't try this this Bugs Bunny shit with me!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on February 11, 2017, 07:50:41 AM
Show me the 'y' in tomato and I'll pronounce it, ya pedantic yank bastards.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 11, 2017, 12:12:19 PM
Charlie: "Does anybody else want to hear Donald Trump explain the plot of Metal Gear Solid?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on February 11, 2017, 07:20:01 PM
Show me the 'y' in tomato and I'll pronounce it, ya pedantic yank bastards.

Please say the word matron. Matriarch. Information.

And then realize I'm taking the piss because the origin of tomato at least is closer to British pronunciation.

So I guess... Let's call the whole thing off.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on February 12, 2017, 01:10:59 AM
No, babe, I can change! I can say all your crazy American words!

Eggplant! Sidewalk! Gun ownership!

I can chaaaaaange...
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 13, 2017, 10:04:18 PM
James: "I got lucky in that game. Nate played my demon and was super generous. He'd
let me use my powers whenever as long as I set fire to an anthill later."
Matt: "I think Nate was super generous with you because he wanted his demon to be super generous and he could do whatever he wanted. Then he chose Kevin to be his demon and I was like 'Are you sure?? You've PLAYED games with Kevin."

James: "No, I don't want an app for this call!"
Matt, singing: "I don't wanna app, for our lives to be over."
James: "That would be a TERRIBLE app! I don't want an app for my life to be over!"

Charlie: "I'm Ron Paul, and I can fit my entire fist in my mouth! Also, gold should be illegal!"
James: "He had my vote until the gold part."

Charlie: "You will not speak ill of Quina in my house!"
Susan: "She just reminds me of clowns and I'm afraid of clowns."
Charlie: "There are scarier clowns IN Final Fantasy 9!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 13, 2017, 10:24:57 PM
Charlie: "Matt, there such a thing as people who fuck guns?"
Matt: "I have not looked this up, but I don't doubt it."
Charlie: "There's people who fuck cars, I know that."
Matt: "There's people who fuck benches. If something has a hole..."
Charlie: "I know there was someone who was really in love with the Berlin Wall."
Matt: "If something has a hole, there's someone who wants to have sex with it."
Charlie: "THE BERLIN WALL DOESN'T... well, now..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on February 13, 2017, 10:27:02 PM
James: You go to the Bar equivalent of Costco.
Matt: What?!
James: Litres or gallons.

James: She's also able to pull sword from her mouth.
Kevin: I guess I could do that too.
James: What a tear portal open in your mouth?
Kevin: Yeah, why not? It'd be a neat parlour trick. 'Hey guys look what I can do!' umlg...
James: Wow, he's got his whole fist right in there.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on February 13, 2017, 11:04:23 PM
James: Slam Dunk it. Light it.
Matt: Bop it.
Charlie: Flick it... HARDER!
James: eugh...
Matt: Oh god, Why!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 14, 2017, 06:09:48 PM
James: "He's a man of few words. Possibly none."
Matt: "He's a man of few words. All of them are 'Eghhhh."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on February 14, 2017, 06:26:34 PM
Naediri: Mother!
Everyone: What?
Kheired-Din: What.
James: Kheired-Din knows few Avalon words, this is one.

Kheired-Din:Oh no... oh noooo...
Charlie: Is he from Milwaukee?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 15, 2017, 11:28:02 PM
Declan: "You take a punch better than your monster did."
Dancer: "He doesn't speak your language."
James: "This isn't for him!!"


Declan: "Do ya speak FIST, boyo!?"
James: "I LIKE the new Declan."


Matt: "He can't hear you over his lust for cannons."


James: "He shoots at you since you'e the last one to cut up his captain... with your fists. Cut him with your flesh swords. Wait... I want a mulligan on that entire sentence."
Susan: "Too late. It's on the entire internet forever."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on February 16, 2017, 07:39:05 AM
That whole session was a goldmine for quotes. 'Flesh swords' in particular.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 17, 2017, 10:18:07 PM
James: "Why are you killing Jesus?"
*screen flashes "You killed Jesus."
James: "You killed Jesus!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 17, 2017, 10:38:57 PM
Kevin: "Jesus' weapon of choice was always the bullwhip."
Matt: "WHAT!?"
James: "And overturned tables, WWE style. ...it's a thing in The Bible, Matt."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 20, 2017, 07:21:09 PM
Ax: "I do like the Machine Cult calling itself a cult just because it's a shorter word. Efficient."
James: "We call it the MC."
Josh: "This is my Machine Cult-authorized hammer."
James: "Ugh..."
Josh: "Cease operations! It's... no, nevermind."

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 20, 2017, 10:19:31 PM
Charlie: "A pre-9/11 world, when you could just marry people in comas."
Max: "Then George W. Bush used his powers to make it so you can't do that anymore! God bless America."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 21, 2017, 07:07:55 PM
James: "Oh yes! Those things are a dime a dozen! Er, a throne a dozen. That's the word for money in this world. ...that last part was out of character."
Max: "Ah yes! That money! They haven't used that form of currency in some time! I mean WE haven't!"
James: "A million human dollars!!"
Max: "It's me! Mr. Notatitan. The human!"
James: "I heard your offer with my human ears!"


Max: "I get to know what three emotions the target is primarily feeling right now."
Kevin: "Greed, gluttony, and lust."


Kevin: "Nice work with the knucklers on that one... too bad his opponent had cybernetic teeth."
Josh: "I think he might have found a good one this time."
Ax: "Wouldn't that be great? Have a real winner around for a change. He could go far."
Kevin: "Oh! Dagger to the heart. So much for that."
Ax: "Ah well. It was fun to dream, wasn't it?"
Kevin: "Wait! His heart was on the other side! This is the best!"


Ax: "In the future, any L5R characters who lose all their Honor just become Warhammer 40K characters."


James: "There are no animals here, like they're avoiding it."
Josh: "As though it were some kind of Noid..."
James: "Well yea, but only if you're an asshole."
Josh: "As it so happens, I am."

Max: "I lay down my snake Jubilation..."
James: "Wait, hold on..."
Josh: "Snake jubilation..."
Max: "Yes, my snake named Jubilation."
Josh: "I'm sorry, but when you say it like that, it sounds like 'snake jubilation' is a thing."
Max: "Bam! Snake jubilation!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 27, 2017, 06:27:47 PM
James: "It's only been ten minutes."
Susan: "Wait, no way all that happened in ten minutes!"
Ax: "It totally did."
Charlie: "It's like comic book time."
Susan: "I mean, I get that, but it felt like my part with the kissing and the punching took more than 10 minutes..."
Charlie: "Listen! Frieza's about to blow up the planet in 5 minutes!"


Matt: "There's a racist deus ex machina living in my computer."
James: "That ghost's a racist! He could be wearing a Klan hood and we would never know!"
Charlie: "Statistically speaking, most ghosts would be racist."



Charlie: "I'm just thinking of one guy out in the streets going 'Fuck yea! Bread!"
James: "It's BREAD time, mother fuckers!"
Charlie: "Look at all these loaves!"
Ax: "I'm tossin' out bread like Jeeesus."


Charlie: "We've discovered the second word of Innish: Fuck."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 06, 2017, 07:41:21 PM
Axe: "Are you telling me it's 20,000 years in the future and we still can't use anything with Mickey Mouse on it?"
Max: "Have you SEEN him on anything in 40K? No. That's why."
James: "I assure you, the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Disney is alive and well."
Max: "Of COURSE it would be!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 07, 2017, 08:55:40 PM
Charlie: "How... did you see that guy!? How can being swallowed by him not be sexual?"
Max: "All I'm saying is not everything Fabio does is sexual."
Matt: "Charlie, are you saying you wanted to fuck that fish?"
Charlie: "No!"
Matt: "Do you wanna do butt stuff with that fish?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 08, 2017, 06:24:52 PM
Ax: "Here's the best part of Rogue Trader; no matter how nice this shit is, we are so rich that it's a waste of our time to take it back with us."
James: "If I spend the time to pick up a penny, I will lose millions of dollars!"
Max: "I have never been so deuchbag rich before in an RPG..."
James: "It's like Exalted, like that."
Max: "Never played it."
James: "That's fine. Neither have I. I just make fun of it sometimes."
Ax: "Max, you ever watch Dragon Ball Z?"
Max: "Oh, I have, actually."
Ax: "You ever watch that show and think 'I wanna be one of those guys..."
Max: "No, not-"
Ax: "Not so much with the stupid hair, but with the anime bullshit powers."
Max: "Oh! Then yes!"
Ax: "That's Exalted."
James: "Economically speaking, you're all super saiyans."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on March 10, 2017, 12:56:00 PM
I wont lie i'm pretty proud of my punching and kissing scene
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 10, 2017, 08:55:22 PM
I wont lie i'm pretty proud of my punching and kissing scene

it was a wonderful ball of madness

that whole ship battle wasn't just super neato, but it finally let me understand how 7th Sea initiative works
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 13, 2017, 07:51:42 PM
Susan: "Can you hear me?"
Charlie: "CHECK YOUR LEVELS!"
James: "Charlie, she can hear you!"
Matt: "TU ABLA ANGLAIS!?"

Charlie: "You can't tie up orbs!"
Susan: "That's what corsets are for..."

Matt: "Woo. Technical problems."
James: "The Wu Tech Clan..."
Matt: "Did you just say the Wu Tech Clan?"
Charlie: "That is some powerful shit you just said, James. Like now I want to play Shadowrun, so we can get the Wu Tech Clan's secret."
Matt: "We have to BE the Wu Tech Clan."
Charlie: "Yea, we have to steal our ablum back from the hedgefund guy."
Kevin :"Now hear me out. We're not going to plan Shadowrun, we're going to play L5R, the space samurai one."
James: "Isn't that Shadowrun?"
Charlie: "Isn't that Star Wars?"


Kevin: "Star Wars doesn't have the... wait, Star Wars DOES have an emperor. Oh crap!"
*uproarious laughter from Charlie
Ax: "My fuckin ears..."
James: "Charlie appreciated that piece of information..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 13, 2017, 08:41:29 PM
Max: "Listen, kids. Speedrun life. Make friends along the way. Me and anime: we got you covered."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: cornbreab on March 14, 2017, 12:02:23 PM
"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 14, 2017, 04:16:13 PM
"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"

Charlie: "What if we're actually the Sticky Bandits...?"
James: "From one of the Home Alones after three."
Charlie: "I thought there were only four."
James: "There's always one more than you think."
Ax: "And as soon as you acknowledge the fifth, the sixth starts production."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Kevin on March 14, 2017, 10:20:57 PM
"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"

Next time I'm going to have to hide it better and longer.  It'll be the best feeling in the world to hear those moments when they realize.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 15, 2017, 07:11:41 PM
James: "That reminds me of the time I turned on the TV and it took me twenty minutes to realize I was watching a gay rodeo. Turns out it's not all that different from a regular rodeo."


Decklan: "You gonna run?! Follow in the footsteps of your feckless leader?"
*rolls Taunt
Minion Leader: "Ya know what? No! That is not what we're gonna do right now! Get em!"
Matt: "I love Minion Leader. He's my favorite character."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 20, 2017, 07:55:25 PM
Kevin: "Before you go into warp, you hold an unarmed free for all. The last one standing gets to push the button."


Josh: "I just start grabbing and then suplexing everyone."
James: "And then you weep, for you have no one left to suplex."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 21, 2017, 06:37:03 PM
Travis: "Can that fit in our trunk, because it looks like it's worth a lot of money."
James: "It cannot fit in your trunk."
Max: "I'm sorry, we have too much junk in it."
Travis: "Yeeaaaaaa!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 22, 2017, 11:02:00 PM
Charlie: "I'm putting you on the spot. Which Overwatch character would you make the love to?"
Matt: "I dunno, Mercy. She seems like a gentle lover and also a cyborg angel."
Charlie: "You know, I'd go to the opposite side of the spectrum and say Pharah."
Matt: "That the big russian lady?"
Charlie: "No, that's Mercy's girlfriend."
Matt: "Ahh, okay."
Charlie: "Ana's daughter... Egyptian Samus."
Matt: "Right! I remember that..."
Charlie: "She's also my main, so it's part of my brand. I think when you main someone, you have to put them up on the 'would fuck' scale."


Charlie: "I mean, how old is Bastion? Is he legal?"
Matt: "Do you wanna fuck the robot?"
Charlie: "Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the robot."
Matt: "What tweet was that again?"
Charlie: "The guy from the Betsy Ross museum."
Matt: "Oh yea... that line also sums up a lot of the Five Nights At Freddies fandom."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 23, 2017, 08:04:17 PM
Charlie: "When are we going to release the album of every time I broke in to quote unquote song on recording?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 23, 2017, 08:44:32 PM
Charlie: "Is Mudsport a thing? Or is that just scat in general?"
Matt: "Yea, I mean... it might be?"
Charlie: "Because watersports is peepee. Peepee fun times."
Matt, bursting into laughter: "God! Somehow that's an even more uncomfortable way to say that. I don't know why people watch this stream!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on March 26, 2017, 10:54:35 PM
"I don't know why people watch this stream" becomes a more regular occurence the more streams we do
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 27, 2017, 07:05:09 PM
Matt: "Dear Captain Berek, I always hated you.' Then the rest of the letter is just Deckland spitting on the page."
James: "He just puts it in the pile with the rest."


Ax: "Well since I got put on brute squad duty.
James: "You put yourself on brute squad duty."
Ax: "I love brute squad duty."
Charlie: "While you're just over there River City Ransoming people..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 31, 2017, 11:46:09 PM
Max: "There's something magical about hearing everyone laugh so hard at something when you have no idea what they're talking about."

Max: "Deande will take some pictures. Mostly for herself."
James: "You do, and for some reason, they look different every time you look at them."
Max: "Probably because I don't look at them like most people do."
James: "Just hang them on your wall. 'I can always look at these pictures with fond memories.... I wish I could fucking see."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on April 01, 2017, 04:59:10 PM
Kevin: Let's not kill me because of ONE word presented.

Kevin: That's why they don't let ghosts testify in court, THEY ARE LIARS!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 02, 2017, 12:28:05 AM
James: "Soooo about halfway through your journey, you see the mouth again. It's on you this time, just laughing at you from the center of your thigh, and your knife is soooo very very close. You take 12 damage."
Ax: "I'm at 0."
Kevin: "It's fine, just don't take 8 more."
James: "And how did you do, Mord? How many degrees of failure?"
Travis: "Six degrees!"
Kevin: "You see a mouth on your thigh. The furnace pistol is in your hand."
James: "Roll me a Willpower test."
Travis: "I've never made a willpower test this whole fucking game... wait! Yes! I did it!"
James: "About halfway through the journey you're hit with this gloom and despair, and similar to the compulsion the captain was feeling, except you realize that the airlock is soooo very close. There's a silence, then you look back at your work and you're like 'nah' and go back to work. You rolled like 150, but because you made that one roll, nothing happened."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 03, 2017, 07:09:13 PM
"Make it quick, Ramirez. I've got three more gloats before my third dinner."


James: "Your thigh says 'You know they're just messing with you, right?"



Josh: "Real quick: we need a better word for 'train."
James: "I was trying to think of one."
Ax: "A locomatarium."
James: "Yes, a locomatarium."
Ax: "All hail Saint Thomas."



James: "He enters some numbers into a datapad as you respond."
Josh: "You are... a Vaporeon. Because it's just one of those personality tests about what Pokemon you are."
James: "It's ironic that you say that, because you're very close to the planet Vaporeus."
Ax: "It says I'm in Ravenclaw! What the fuck!?"
James: "Hufflepuff for life!"
Max: "What the fuck's a Pukwudgie!? This is bullshit!"

Max: "I will choke the lungs into you, Dufrain!"

James: "Boarders! What is your profession?! 'Boarders?"
Kevin: "We are here to board ships and chew bubblegum! And we're not bringing any bubblegum."
Max: "But their hull was full of bubblegum! We weren't prepared for this!"
Travis: "We'll board their ship, kill all the crew, and then take their bubblegum, thus completing our mission!"
Max: "I have some bubblegum, sir."
Travis: "Then get the FUCK out!"
James: "Did you bring enough for everyone?"
Kevin: "Spit it out. ...I'm waiting."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 05, 2017, 07:16:33 PM
Max: "It's just a bunch of people in hallways throwing things going 'Fucking wind! Fight me!"
Matt: "Pretty much. If you watch an episode, it's people yelling at nothing."
Max: "Sounds like our president. God bless America."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 08, 2017, 01:12:19 AM
Susan: "Whenever there's a bug or something I don't like, you usually tell me how it's important to nature so I don't hate it so much."
Ax: "Max: nature's apologist."

James: "Then that creates the DDT problem with mosquitoes."
Josh: "Well sure. You can't DDT a mosquito because they're so small."
James: "God dammit! I'm talking insecticides and he's talking wrestling moves."

Travis: "I'm just saying we could do a bitchin' version of Gnomeo and Juliet with this."
James: "Shut up!"
Matt: "Isn't that about garden gnomes?"
James: "Yes! Shut up!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on April 08, 2017, 12:19:21 PM
Max legitimately makes me accept bugs like marginally more in life. It's good for nature and me.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on April 08, 2017, 06:18:01 PM
James: "Then that creates the DDT problem with mosquitoes."
Josh: "Well sure. You can't DDT a mosquito because they're so small."
James: "God dammit! I'm talking insecticides and he's talking wrestling moves."

Also the thing about mosquitos now is breeding males which have a genetic defect that cause all the larvae to die and usually cuts mosquito populations by 95% with no observed consequences.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on April 09, 2017, 11:09:35 AM
Which just goes to show that mosquitoes are nature's assholes. They serve no purpose other than to make other creatures suffer.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on April 09, 2017, 01:03:01 PM
According to Max the purpose of Mosquitos is more to be food for other animals
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on April 09, 2017, 01:20:39 PM
Ever eaten a mosquito?

Like I said. Suffer.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 09, 2017, 10:43:38 PM
Max: "Everyone, introduce yourselves."
James: "I'M JAMES!"
Max: "Good job!"
Travis: "My name is Travis. I'm a potato and I believe in you."
Kevin: "I'm Kevin. I'm like James, but better."
James: "Hey!"
Kevin: "Well, at least older."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on April 10, 2017, 12:13:53 AM
Travis: Honey, a Paladin only goes in the front... never the back...
Susan: WOW!!!
Travis: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Axe: BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T!
(everyone dying of laughter)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 10, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
James: "I like my women like I like my caves: dirty, and with a bear inside of them."

Ax: "Instead of discovering germ theory, Louis Pasteur was being chased around by a werewolf."

Ax: "By which I mean I just like all of my clothing with bread and sneak it out of the pantry."
Max: "Did you just put on a lot of muscle that crinkles when you walk? That's amazing magic!"
Ax: "I'd answer him, but I'm hiding the butter in my mouth."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 12, 2017, 08:01:48 PM
Ax: "How'd it go with the shopkeeper?"
Kevin: "He didn't realize who he was dealing with."
James: "Be careful. That bobblehead contains the souls of two foulmouthed rednecks!"


James: "I don't like em."
Susan: "Why?"
James: "I don't like his little hands. I don't like his little feet. I don't like his little top hat."
Susan: "But that's what I like about him."
Kevin: "I did go for the creepiest doll picture I could find."
James: "It's like someone took two small bags of mayonaise and put them into some spats."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 17, 2017, 06:31:06 PM
Travis: "What do we want to do with their weapon, because I vote that we glass it."
Max: "No, Travis! Then it will become a glass canon, the most powerful of archetypes!"

Josh: "I just wanted to say that I like that building a colony involved everyone rolling, like people giving their energy to Goku for the Spirit Bomb.
Max: "Everyone! Lend me your money!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 21, 2017, 07:07:18 PM
Matt: "It's the equivalent of wizard blackface."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on April 21, 2017, 09:03:10 PM
What was the context for that one?
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 22, 2017, 10:22:15 AM
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 22, 2017, 10:46:33 AM
Matt: "Seeya, Blind. Thanks for listening to us talk about what furry sites are the worst. ...why do people watch this stream?"
Charlie: "I think it's my personality. Did you ever notice how all the Dark Cloud videos are sticking around a consistent 60 views? I think I'm a big draw to our corporation."
Matt: "I think it's.... alright. I'll double your pay."
Charlie: "Nice!"
Matt: "I think it's the interplay between you and Max."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on April 22, 2017, 06:08:49 PM
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 22, 2017, 06:53:02 PM
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.

looks like roughly 2:21:40 on the Pokemon Randomized finale
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Ninjaguiden on April 24, 2017, 04:48:55 AM
I like the idea of more people having DnU related phone tunes, personally I find my "Darkseeed" messenger tone is way less stressful than the standard option.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 24, 2017, 10:11:47 PM
Travis: "So long as you don't eat the liver or anything else toxic."
James: "That there's the corruption gland."

Susan: "What I'm saying, Max, is that is this worth a spell slot?"
Max: "Oh, I will NEVER answer that question."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 24, 2017, 11:33:55 PM
Kevin: "That is not the same face!"
James: "I want a happier face! A much happier face! That's a sad face, Matt!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 26, 2017, 12:55:35 AM
What was the context for that one?

sorry, I'd posted a reply when I got another good line right after...

Wizard blackface came up because Charlie mentioned a stereotypical wizard name, implying one with a staff, beard, and pointy hat with stars on it. which Matt called wizard blackface, which Charlie believed exists because Harry Potter wizards were pretty condescending towards muggles
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 27, 2017, 07:04:18 PM
Manda: "Let's hit him with lava."
Sam (as demon): "I like it. This is a good goal."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 01, 2017, 08:18:32 AM
Charlie on Jojo pt 4: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Charlie72 on May 01, 2017, 09:01:26 PM
Charlie on Jojo pt 5: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."
that is part 4 acatually
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 01, 2017, 09:16:36 PM

Matt: "You just like... you think you've got a little of that Zip-loc bag in there and you twist it and it just doesn't work..."
Max: "Okay, but if you're trying to twist it while having sex, I think there's something going wrong in the sack."
Matt: "Isn't that your move? My move has a twist and like, a knuckle."
Max: "Believe me, you'll know when you see my moves."
Matt: "My move is the most powerful move.
Max: "My finishing move!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 02, 2017, 07:56:09 PM
Matt: "It's a frozen yogurt place! It will never have an intimidating name! That goes for any franchise."
Kevin: "We will meet in the domain of the king of burgers."
James: "We shall share chicken nuggets and discuss our dark dealings. I'll have a Whopper of a deal for you."

Manda: "James, no! I can't handle doge memes right now!"

Matt as a concerned citizen: "Someone's trying to steal all the Egypt!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on May 03, 2017, 09:40:34 AM
I correct my statement minorly.  Forever Yogurt is a mildly intimidating name
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 03, 2017, 06:23:17 PM
foreverrrrrr


Manda: "I came in like a wreeeeecking ball!"
Sam: "Manda? Get out."
James: "You have no idea how badly you've dated this podcast."
Kevin: "That reference will be especially insensitive in the future when we find out about how she died so tragically..."

Matt: "James, have you ever been to a party before?"
James: "Nah, I got kicked out."

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 04, 2017, 07:13:55 PM
Herzog: "Alright. I'm going to need a scalpel and a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Hold on now. No one's getting amputated."
James: "Someone hands you a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Get that thing out of here!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Well something's got to stop the bleeding!"
James: "He comes back with the flesh stapler."
Faydra: "I told you to get rid of that!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Alright, we're doing this the old fashioned way. Bite down on this."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 08, 2017, 09:38:49 PM
Susan: "I'm just going to wake up the most chipper vampire ever."
Josh: "Haha! It's funny that you think we'll let you wake up."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 16, 2017, 07:12:54 PM
Mort: "Captain, you make my head hurt. Now let's go dress up like ants."

Travis: "What's the 40K version of Chuck Tingle fiction?"
Kevin: "Heresy."

Max: "I turn off Sensory Deprivation."
Riptooth: "I can see!!"
Max: "The Waaagh! has blessed me! It's a Waaaghmas miracle!"

Max: "How does psycher powers work with orks?"
Travis: "Terribly."
James, chanting: "Read his aura! Read his aura!"
Max: "Yes, that's what I'll do! His three strongest emotions!"
James: "Joy, anger, and WAAAAGH!"
Travis: "Foytin', foytin', foytin' and foytin'. I'll give ya the fourth one for free!"

James: "A shirtless man steps out into the arena. You can roll Perception to get a good look at him."
Max: "Oh no! He's hot!"

Travis: "Mort knows when to get out of dodge. You don't get to be this old by fighting!"
Max: "I may be weak, but I'm also terrified!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 20, 2017, 12:20:16 PM
Charlie: "Did you just call legs 'getaway sticks' again?"
Max: "Whatever, I do what I want!"
Matt: "I like that that's your limit after the episode where you talked about your doctor's appointment."
Charlie: "The doctor is a clinical... I didn't say the doctor touched my grab bag!"
Max: "So pseudo-words for things is your limit!?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 20, 2017, 12:41:34 PM
Charlie: "Here's the question: is Luigi a virgin?"
Max: "He's extra virgin."
Matt: "Yea, I think he's a virgin."
Charlie: "I think he's waiting for marriage."
Matt: "Yea, and Daisy seems like the type to wait for marriage."
Charlie: "I... I'm going to disagree with you."
Max: "I'm going to have to agree with Charlie here: Daisy definitely fucks."
Charlie: "Peach I could see that argument, but Daisy definitely fucks. Waluigi's an insul  though. That's a word for when you would fuck, but you just can't. Because you're Waluigi."
Max, bursting into laughter: "I mean, you're not wrong."

Max: "His greatest curse and blessing: being Waluigi. The most powerful and the most cursed of men. What a lovely day to have a blessing, what a terrible night to have a curse."
Charlie: "Wario definitely fucks though."
Max, bursting into laughter hard: "Yea..."

Max: "I love that the controversy for that comic at first was 'What? Tracer is gay?' and then it became 'Wait, Torborn fucks?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2017, 01:11:28 PM
Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/257/299/e74.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 23, 2017, 07:04:41 PM
Conrad: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're already in a conversation with your creamy-skinned robot baby."

Max: "You actually only find three of your cakes."
James: "You later find a pasty doll passed the fuck out."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 26, 2017, 01:07:14 AM
Question "On Scooby Doo, Where Are You?, what is Shaggy's first name?"
Answer: "Norville."
Max: "What!? Why?
Matt: "That name that people have."
Max: "That very real name that humans have and not hellspawn."
James: "Charlie roll the dice! Before he gets madder!"

James, on Martin Luther: "Here's 95 reasons why fuck the church."

James: "I forgot what queen's virginity Virginia was named after. 'Let it be known that our queen has both her virginity and her west virginity!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 27, 2017, 06:42:33 PM
James: "They drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola..."
Matt: "It's cherry Cola. That's just what Zap Branigan says because he doesn't know the words."
James: "DAMMIT! I Braniganed myself!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 27, 2017, 10:09:40 PM
Max: "Merchant holding a teapot? Excuse me, I think you mean our blood-servant."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 28, 2017, 11:26:17 PM
James: "It's kind of like the Aurora Borealis... except that it's made entirely of ghosts."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 30, 2017, 07:56:03 PM
Travis: "You're just a talking Hawaiian shirt. You don't have a voice so you don't get the right to talk."

James: "So... how do you find an orc?"
Axe: "I could go to random parts of the city and just yell out 'Who wants a fight?"
Travis: "I dooooo!"

Max: "He is deaf and blind, and loses his sense of taste and smell but not touch. He can still feel."
Warboss: "What?! Where's my taaaste!?"
Max: "Of course that's the one he misses..."


Warboss: "I gotcha that time! I felt some nose on that one!"
Herzog: "Heh... I've been broke before."
Deaf Warboss: "...what?!"
Travis: "You made me spittake, you fucker!"

James: "He starts patting his knife into his hand as if it were a club, but each time creates splashes of green blood."
Kevin: "I thought orks had red blood."
James: "Do they?"
Kevin: "Yea. Red blood. Explicity, because it looks cooler on green."
Axe: "Though with their line of thinking, if one gets beat the fuck up, it can run away from a fight faster."
James: "You're half-right, Axe."
Max: "It would go running INTO the fight faster. You're right."
Axe: "If we had a fucking xenobiologist on our crew, he'd be compelled by this train of thought."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 30, 2017, 10:08:48 PM
Matt: "By the end of it, he's this mustache twirling, Snidely Whiplash kind of evil, except a few degrees more evil and if Snidely Whiplash committed a few sexual assaults. I don't want to compare him too closely to Snidely Whiplash, because he is a purer, more innocent evil."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Kevin on May 31, 2017, 01:05:16 PM
James: "He starts patting his knife into his hand as if it were a club, but each time creates splashes of green blood."
Kevin: "I thought orks had red blood."
James: "Do they?"
Kevin: "Yea. Red blood. Explicity, because it looks cooler on green."
Axe: "Though with their line of thinking, if one gets beat the fuck up, it can run away from a fight faster."
James: "You're half-right, Axe."
Max: "It would go running INTO the fight faster. You're right."
Axe: "If we had a fucking xenobiologist on our crew, he'd be compelled by this train of thought."

Apparently, on searching, as is usual for anything with 40 years of competing fluff, every answer can be right.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 03, 2017, 03:13:22 PM
Max: "Matt, did you not realize the subtitle to this game? Dark Cloud 2: Adventures In the Magic Kingdom?
Charlie: "...2."
Matt: "No..."
Max: "It was really proactive of them to make sequels to two games and then make them one game."
Charlie: "I mean, that's what Kingdom Hearts is most the time."
Max: "I suppose so..."
Matt: "Except that its sequels to two of itself."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 03, 2017, 03:27:12 PM
Matt: "Everyone watches out Darkcloud 2 playthrough."
Max: "Of course. The universe watches Dark Cloud 2."
Matt: "Even you, Mr. President."
Max: "Thank you for noticing us, Mr. Trump. Fuck you. And now we're shut down. I'm so sorry."
Charlie: "I mean, you act like he's still gonna be president by the time this comes out. He's already speed-running the Nixon administration.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 06, 2017, 01:20:43 AM
Matt: "There's a lot of Kevin McCaliser vs X questions."
Charlie: "We all know Solid Snake would win. But not with his dignity."

Susan: "The commenters will tell us."
James: "They know better than I do."
Kevin: "It's not our fault that everything you say is fucking quotable."
James: "It's not my fault either!"
Travis: "I blame Greg. Greg, this is your fault."

Kevin: "Dammit, every time I'm in a game and I try to buy bagpipes, they say no."
Max: "You've never been in a game that I've run!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 12, 2017, 07:26:35 PM
James: "The ork navigator is constantly screaming with purple lightning shooting out of his eyes."
Ork: "AAAAAAAAGH!"
Max: "Is there any roll I could make to see if that's supposed to be happening, or if it's a reaction to something?"
James: "If you were yourself a warp'ead, your answer would be 'Uh'nuh."


Max: "Yes, I'll read his aura."
James: "His aura says AAAAAAAAAGH!"
Travis: "There's a little bit of Waaagh in there. There's always that 4th one for free."
James: "Honestly, Waaagh is number two. The third is just 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 13, 2017, 04:00:30 PM
Kevin: "Give that man thirty lashes and a promotion."

Josh: "You get a Khorne. But we call it 'maize."
Max: "Where I come from, we call it 'labyrinth."
Travis: "Let's not go down this linguistic rabbit hole. ...or corn hole, you might call it."

Kevin: "You been reading any Lovecraft lately? Can we get more description on that?"
"It's a spooky spooky monster with spooky spooky body parts."

Herzog: "Man, I get goosebumps whenever she gets all captainy like that."

James: "There's lots of ways to go about this. Most of which are horrible."

Ax: "Here I thought being a puritan would be boring. But you forget that rogue traders have a huge ego. They have to. They grow up being told that they're like the top .0001% of humanity."
James: "And largely they're right!"
Ax: "But fuck this little asshole."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 16, 2017, 11:57:25 AM
Max: "I didn't dual class so much as I just gave up."

Max: "You hear a noise behind you, like glass on wood."
James: "You hear someone Silent Hilling up behind you."

Ax: "Let me go get my crying handkerchief."
James: "You don't always have yours on you? Amateur."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on June 16, 2017, 01:29:04 PM
I have no specific quotes, but Max's Crow-speak was beautiful.

"Yes-yes. Yes. Pretty. Pretty like me."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 16, 2017, 02:16:51 PM
Travis: "Nick seems like an idiot who likes to take drugs."
Ax: "Your character has had 15 fuckin seconds to form that opinion!"
Max: "And that's all he needed!"
Kevin: "Your character gave him that impression in 15 seconds. What do you want?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on June 16, 2017, 06:47:00 PM
Josh: "You get a Khorne. But we call it 'maize."
Max: "Where I come from, we call it 'labyrinth."
Travis: "Let's not go down this linguistic rabbit hole. ...or corn hole, you might call it."

"...Corn Hole..." should be "...Khorne hole..." gots to keeps the shitty wordplay goin'.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 17, 2017, 10:27:20 AM
Matt: "She looks way too grizzled to have a voice like that."
Max: "She can look grizzled and still have that voice. You shouldn't be so judgey, Matt."
Matt: "I judge everybody. I judge you!"
Charlie: "You can live a hard life and still sound like you want to give everyone fresh lemonade."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on June 19, 2017, 10:07:25 AM
Matt: "She looks way too grizzled to have a voice like that."
Max: "She can look grizzled and still have that voice. You shouldn't be so judgey, Matt."
Matt: "I judge everybody. I judge you!"
Charlie: "You can live a hard life and still sound like you want to give everyone fresh lemonade."

judgin u
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 20, 2017, 04:16:42 PM
James: "Internet, he just bagpiped a 1..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 24, 2017, 01:44:18 PM
Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on June 25, 2017, 12:20:37 AM
Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."

Knew I could count on you.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 25, 2017, 09:33:56 AM
Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."

Knew I could count on you.

The trick remains: mentioning the quotes page is the easiest way to get quoted. Savor that meta.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 29, 2017, 12:57:13 AM
Matt: "That seems like every time! It seems like every stage of this game is 'where the real Dark Souls begins!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 29, 2017, 07:43:34 PM
Charlie: "Lanky Kong driving you home from the airport. Yea, THAT'S parody."

Matt: "YEA! Suck my clit!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 03, 2017, 03:50:18 PM
Mort: "Would you like us to guilt you more?"
Travis: "And then Mort will turn around because that  was a stupid fuckin idea."
James: "He looks over at you and refers to you by your full name."
Travis: "Mort will bow respectfully and walk out. 'Mort, you didn't look like a Leslie."
Max: "I didn't expect you to have Leslie three times in your name! That's impressive."
Travis: "Mort Leslie Leslie Sleslie Leslie Jeanpiere."
James: "Throckmorton."
Max: "Mortleslie is a family name, you see..."
James: "Fucktown."
Travis: "Its pronounced Futon. The E is silent."
James: "It used to be Shithouse."

Axe: "I get my power armor because I might need to kill this xenos where he stands. Or where he sleeps."
Deande: "And I'll watch!"

Herzog: "They smell fear. And eat love."
Deande: "Good because I have neither to spare."
James: "Jeez. Where's you sunglasses?"
Max: "They're permanently fused to my face!"

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 03, 2017, 03:53:57 PM
James: "Ohhh my god. If I ever play Rogue Trader, I'm going to play a rogue trader who's the head of a fast food dynasty."
Max: "Holyyyy fuck! I would run that game!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 03, 2017, 06:13:03 PM
Travis: "How many of my damn fruit snacks has this ork devastated?"

Max: "This is basically just asking for 40k Fiasco."
Josh, whispering: "We should do that..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 03, 2017, 07:10:45 PM
James: Hey there, internet. Welcome back to Rogue Trader.
Max: "So how much will you give me for this rogue here? He's got a decent eyepatch. I think he's worth abooout two ruffians?"
Kevin: "How many vests does he have? Better be at least 2.
Max: "1 and a half? One's kind of shaving off."
James: "A bunch of belts? Ah! The FFX model."
Max: "I mean he's wearing two eye patches on top of each other. It's like a vest for the eye, right?"
James: "Who let you in here, Jeremiah Blitz?"
Travis' gravely voice: "I let myself in. Sorry."
Max: "I don't know who that is, but I assume he invented Blitzball."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 07, 2017, 06:07:22 PM
Max: "You just need to post a quote of this in the quotes thread and get at least 5 internet points. Then come back tomorrow for more."
Travis: "In the lead right now if luffy316. You'll never catch em."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on July 07, 2017, 08:24:23 PM
As expected, currently leading in points massively.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 07, 2017, 09:50:24 PM
Charlie: "We've established in the canon that Dracula has the power of Domination. He just absorbs Death's soul..."
Max: "Who has the power of Submission, very sexily."
Matt: "God dammit."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 11, 2017, 11:29:11 PM
Susan: "I'm like 10 years older than him!"
Josh: "I mean... she's a druid. It's not surprising that she'd turn into a cougar."
Susan: "The next time I meet you, even if it's at Gencon, I am going to physically kick your ass!"


Susan: "I'm going to go talk to You."
Carney: "How will talking to ME help this boy not liking you?"
Susan: "It's the dog's name!"
James: "At least this joke isn't getting old to HIM!"

Max: "Help me, doge. Explain the teens."

Ax, referring to You: "I'm basically the spawn of my own cool dog novel."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2017, 03:26:04 PM
Herzog: "Your body is your temple to The Emperor. And how do you build a temple out of stone?"
Mott: "Hire a mechanicus?"
Herzog: "Brick by brick, Mott. Brick by brick."
Cackling Max: "I'm sorry! That has to be appreciated properly. I'm so mad that that's the best scene we've had."

*sizzling noises
James: "Is Deande cooking bacon?"
Max: "No that's the sound of her failing to use a psychic power and failing."
Travis: "That's the sound of Mort readying his inferno pistol."
James: "Those charge up cracklings."
Kevin: "It looks like one of my servitors has a loose feeding tube."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 19, 2017, 08:21:14 AM
Mort: "Fuck your slurry."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 19, 2017, 07:51:33 PM
Charlie: "Who's your favorite princess, Max?"
Max: "I'd have to say Andthefrog."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 21, 2017, 11:12:54 PM
Matt: "Did you say 'due to a clown attack?"
Charlie: "Yes!"
Max: "Matt, I don't think you understand; G Gundam's a very good show."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on July 21, 2017, 11:57:16 PM
People responded to that vid with pics of the clown attack
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 23, 2017, 06:44:38 PM
Grove: "I am as innocent as my beard."
Conrad: "Your answer was peculiar. The second part just made it moreso."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 27, 2017, 06:44:14 PM
Matt: "Bone-Hurting Juice is the hardest I've laughed at something that's not actually a joke."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 27, 2017, 10:06:00 PM
Charlie: "I mean yea. More of the fact that Shrek can also poison you. They're like onions; a derivative of nightshade."

Charlie: "Taking off all my clothes did not help the situation! Help!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 01, 2017, 11:44:03 PM
James: "Are you ready for pirate rap!?"
Axe: "No."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 05, 2017, 09:25:22 AM
Charlie: "Did I ever mention that the Japanese voice actors for Rick and Morty are also the VA's for Shinji and Gendo Ikari?"
Max: "Oh my godddddd!"

Charlie: "Sh-Shinji! You gotta get in this ridepod."
Max: "Aww geez, dad! I dunno about gettin in the ridepod.
Shinji. Shinji. If you... if you  don't get int the ridepod, Rei'd gonna get in the ridepod.
You know she's all broke up. We don't grow... well, we do grow Reis on trees, but you're not supposed to know that yet."
Max: "God dammit..."
Charlie is shrieky voice: "I'm Rei Anami! Lookit meeee!"
Max: "I hate this timeline!"
Matt: "That hurt MY throat to listen to."

Matt: "I just wanna say that this dragon is built as hell. If you asked me what furry bara was, I'd show you a picture of this fucking dragon."
Max: "Alright, I can slay a dragon' Max says and then just looks way up at him and goes 'Oh no, he's hot!"
Charlie: "That dragon only fucks muscle cars."


Charlie: "Listen, there can only be one keyblade master. Oops I lied, there's like 20 of em."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 08, 2017, 09:10:49 PM
Max: "The non-stop pop pop of stainless silver?"

Josh: "I feel really bad now! At least if this were Dungeon World, you'd be like Level 8 by now!"


*after Grove has learned to speak with You
Josh: "Wait! We can ask him! We can finally know the answer!"
Grove: "You're right. Who's a good boy?"
You: "You?"
Grove: "Yes! You are a good boy!"
You: "OH! Me also!"

Kevin: "William Stakespeare. Vampire hunter."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 09, 2017, 03:46:30 PM
James: "Yeaaa! Now everyone in the front line has an axe. Except Ax."

Conrad: "Was that our lightning?!"
Grove: "Noooo."
Conrad: "I'm coming up there!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 09, 2017, 07:15:56 PM
Charlie: "Aka, the plot to Cars 2: We're Running Out of Dinosaurs"

Charlie: "It's the question everyone asks. How big is  the centaur dick?"
Max: "Depends if it comes out of the human part or the horse part."
Matt: "That's the worst unicorn!"

Charlie: "I too wish I had a spouse I could ride inside like a car. My ideal relationship is dictated in the various medias of Revolutionary Girl Utena."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 09, 2017, 08:10:22 PM
Charlie: "Politics should be more like Harry Potter."
Max: "YOU ARE IN THE LABOR PARTY! Aww man!"

Matt: "Totaly Spies is the Doug of the 2000s."
Charlie: "No... it isn't."
Matt: I like the resignation in your voice!"

Charlie: "Time to crack open a cold one with the girls... wait! Crack open a hot one with the girls!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 15, 2017, 04:05:51 PM
James: "I'll form the head!"
Dalvek: "No, I'll be the head. You can be the butt."

Josh: Scylla basically shouts  'Captain, let's bounce."
James: "Let's bounce,' said the death worlder."
Max: "She means to throw somebody really hard on the ground so they bounce."
Herzog: "It's slang referring to the hyper kangaroos on Scilla's homeworld."
Josh: "Those things are terrifying."
Travis: "They know both punch and kick boxing."

Dalvek: "I realize you all want to kill me..."
Scylla: "Like SUPER hard!"
Deande: "Oh no, I just find you incredibly annoying."
Herzog: "I just want you to suffer..."
Dalvek: "What a multifaceted group of opinions about me."
Deande: "It's a rainbow of negativity."

Travis: "I hit a priest with a chair!"
James: "It wasn't even a folding chair."
Travis: "No! It was a nice wooden one!"

Herzog: "When I jumped on that table, I wasn't trying to hug him."
Dalvek: "Isn't that just what you did?"
Herzog: "That was a murder hug!"

James: "Please neutralize the Adventurous quirk on your ship."
Max: "Replace it with the demon summoning heresy quirk."
James: "Replace it with the Covered in Demons quirk."


Herzog: "The Emporer does appreciate new tools."
Scylla: "Then he must love this guy." *walks away
Kevin: "The bird swoops in with a microphone and drops it."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 15, 2017, 11:47:24 PM
Matt: "Well, pogo is the dark art."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 20, 2017, 01:10:59 PM
Max: "Ah, the most Inistrad of movies: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Josh: "The jaegermeister would make the best Dungeon World villain..."

 
James: "Lets all just Mystery Science Theater the rest of this combat. Or Waldorf and Statler, depending how they roll."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 22, 2017, 08:19:16 PM
Travis: "Grove lets out this giant laugh, which is probably a noise that none of you have ever heard out of him."
James: "Did someone's house just fall down?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2017, 08:01:29 PM
James: "Who do you think I make these jokes for!?"
Kevin: "Is it GREG!?"
James: "It is now!"

Travis: "That line is going to be quoted by Greg to prove you wrong!"
Kevin: "GREG! Don't do it! Do not succumb to his blatant... flattery!"
Travis: "See the problem is I called Greg out, and now he's such a... I have it so Greg will HAVE to do it, but he'll put a number of asterisks like 'I do this against my will. Kevin told me not to. Travis forced my hand. I'm very conflicted. I probably should erase this."
Matt: "I wanna see another set of asterisks that's like 'I'm writing this cuz Travis said this.' And it keeps going down as we keep talking..."
Kevin: "Have some goddamn pride! Do not applaud this sycophant. Maintain your artistic integrity!"
Matt: "He has the pride to be the only person who posts on our fucking forums anymore."
James: "I thought i'd never use my psych degree again."
Kevin: "I read all the posts."
Matt: "I read em too."
Kevin: "In the dark times, I read when someone thought I was funny."


Travis: "I look like a neo nazi, and the more I talk the more I sound like I was bred to be one."
James: "Well you are from the south."
Matt: "Right now Travis is wearing a wifebeater, and occasionally when he turns his body the right way I can see his nips."
Kevin: "Is that a neo nazi thing?!"

Matt: "If you're playing it straight, you're doing it wrong."
Travis: "Can that be the tagline for the game?"

James: "Every time he says 'nips' is gets 5% faster."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 24, 2017, 08:31:27 PM
Travis: "Did you know that if you add a little bit of olive oil to your kale, it helps it slide off your plate and into the trash."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 24, 2017, 11:55:45 PM
Charlie: "Remember when Bugs Bunny wore blackface for a hot second?"

Charlie: "Johnny Steamboat has two modes: dragon and steamboat.'
Matt: "A dragon's at least 5 steam boats."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 27, 2017, 09:09:30 PM
Matt: "And the bandit rabbit, who whenever he picks up a carrot, he picks up another carrot..."
Charlie: "Matt, with no frame of reference, you sound like a crazy person."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on August 28, 2017, 09:06:37 PM
Matt: "And the bandit rabbit, who whenever he picks up a carrot, he picks up another carrot..."
Charlie: "Matt, with no frame of reference, you sound like a crazy person."

ngl even in context the rules for this game are nonsense
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Syn on August 28, 2017, 10:20:27 PM
20 Points: You Did It Well!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 30, 2017, 11:41:40 PM
Max: "My master clown plan is complete!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 01, 2017, 02:12:57 PM
Matt: "One thing you'll learn is that dice hate drama."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 02, 2017, 03:29:25 PM
Crazon: "I'll insert Dr Leviathan's thoughts here..."
Matt: "You could just insert a Lois Black rant and it'd be pretty much the same thing."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on September 04, 2017, 12:50:21 PM
Matt: This is only going Luffy, THAT'S IT!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 04, 2017, 01:29:39 PM
It's not quite egotistical until I'm quoting myself in a game. Which I have done before in the old Wrongclocks thread... but by the time David and ab3 were doing introductions in voices and "I'm just a baby!" I was giggling

Matt: "No matter what I end up doing, this is going to be amazing."

Spike: “What’d he say!?”
Gibbor: “He said ‘ug!”

Travis: “Having played this game and heard it played before, you’re doing it right.”

Olaf: “Ug, you are the emotional center of this team.”

Spike: “You can use my semi-automatic machine gun.”
Dusty: “Good lord! I’m not a married goblin, but I ought to be!”

Plotting to kill and rob Mad Drongo.
Olaf: “Now we’re gonna wanna get the jump on him. He’s got good hearin’, so he’ll be hearing everything we’re saying…”

David: “I have not legit laughed this hard at a game in years. Even if the system isn't as good and great and punched up as you want it to be, the encounters were amazing the game itself was enchanting and the experience was pure enjoyment. I would give it 10 outta 10 would recommend to everyone. Thank you so much for letting us play.”

Dusty: “I can reload it for ya. All I ask is you don’t interrupt me when I do it. Learn to knock, you animals.”

Travis: “Now you realize why this is never ever a one-shot.”

Matt: “He whiffs. You shot him in his punchin’ eye.”

Olaf: “I have a boomstick!”
Dusty: “I love it when you talk dirty.”

Travis: “I want him to just have the gunslinger oath, but with headbutt instead of gun.”

Spike: “Spork is also here! He is my spirit of vengeance!”

Dusty: “Shoot him in the gonads! That’s where the future monkeys live! I hope you appreciate this, other Greg.”

Spike: I wasn’t shooting at you! I was shooting him.”
Matt: “I thought you were going to say ‘I was shooting WITH you.”

Dusty: “I’ve only got three fingers. Eating sandwiches is weird.”

Dusty: “Goblins are ruining the economy!”

Dusty: “The boy’s obsessed with doodoo! He’s right!”

Spike: “If I let Spork go and he comes back to me, then he was truly mine.”
Spork: “Peace out, chuckle fucks.”

Dusty: “It was a blue moon! I saw a jackrabbit with a woman’s face! I stole that from Patton Oswalt…”

Olaf: “Ug you are a poet. I think that was a sonnet.”
Spike: “Ug-amic pentameter.”
Gibor: “I’m gonna write that down…”

Spike: “This way, he’ll set off all the traps for us.”
Olaf: “That’s horrible thing to say! He would only set off the first trap, maybe the second. Third if he splattered everywhere!”

Gibor: “I shoot him with my slingshot!”
Spike: “You have a slingshot?!”
Gibor: “Uh huh!”
Spike: “All I’ve got is this machine gun!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 06, 2017, 12:18:56 AM
Faydra's Mother: "Are you trying to tell me you're going to join forces with the Delvak dynasty, fight an imperial inquisitor, then betray him to frame him for high treason?"
Faydra: "That's the long and short of it, yea."
Faydra's Mother: "You're becoming just like your father. I'm so proud. XOXO. Will 5 cruisers be enough?"
Josh: "Five CRUISERS!?"
Faydra: "It's never enough. Everyone! We go to WAR!!"
Travis: "Mom sent travel money! We get to go!"

Faydra: "Well, the victor writes history, as they say."
Travis: "Who the hell is Victor?"
James: "A little animated doll falls out of Herzog's coat."
Kevin: "Oh no..."

James: "I'll link you my notes after the show."
Josh: "Does it just say 'fuck em?"

Josh: "Technically, there is no heaven. You just get to be with The Emperor."
Ax: "Except that you can't, because he's in suspended animation, half-dead on his throne."
James: "You're not allowed to talk about that! He's off fighting demons in super-heaven, okay?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 06, 2017, 07:45:59 PM
Scylla: "Isn't that the point? Lose yourself in battle to die for a greater cause?"
Herzog: "Actually, I think it's the opposite. Battle helps you find yourself. It chips away all the layers until you're just left with your true self."
Josh: "She's actually going to smile at that, because she was totally expecting a preachy bullshit answer, and he gave her a badass real answer."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 12, 2017, 03:16:13 PM
James: "May I refer you to the theory of misappropriation of arousal?"
Max: "What is happening right now?!"


Faustus: "Well if you're not going to marry him you should do the next best thing."
Conrad: "Fauuuustus...?"
Faustus: "Crush him."
Conrad: "Fauuuuustus...!?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 12, 2017, 03:22:26 PM
Nick: "Now I can play my bagpipes in the way."
Faust: "I miss boredom!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 19, 2017, 04:20:08 PM
James: "And then an Aquila lands nearby."
Scilla: "Get in, you dumb fucks!"
Ax: "Faydra was about to kneel in prayer but that's a compelling argument."

Josh: "Good thing we have the train made of chainsaws in the party."

James: "So your corporal Max Powerslam shows up... that's not his real name."
Josh: "It's Maximus Powerslam."
Ax: "Hey the Powerslams are of a noble line. We'll sometimes marry a 7th generation Powerslam."

Inquisitor: "That's a surprising amount of information to know."
Mord: "Sweetie, it's just my job to know things I shouldn't."
Ax: "I love Mord..."
Max: "He's like that cat on Adventure Time."
James: "Greetings Jeff the human.' 'That's almost my name!"

Travis: "Do you realize how expensive this thing is. For one shot, I could buy 10,000 chairs."
Max: "Motherfucker I would shoot you if I could afford the bullets."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 22, 2017, 06:32:04 PM
Charlie: "Chimpanzees can rip your face off, and they WILL!"
Max: "Yea, Chimpanzees are pretty awful."
Charlie: "They just can't use bonobos because they keep fucking, and you can't show that on film."
Matt: "They're 4 foot two and constantly fuckin', and you can't teach that!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 24, 2017, 08:37:45 PM
Max: "You face down this man filled with muscles."
James: "Six foot four and full of muscles..."
Max: "Its like they went to fill him with muscles and then forgot to turn off the spigot."
James: "No middle sliders!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on September 26, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
Dunno if Luffy got this one, but...

Josh/Grimhild: "Alright my logic is: She's an Old Woman in Stensia..."
(Valid act of Ageism?)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 28, 2017, 11:01:02 PM
Charlie: "Rick Rude, still in an ongoing match with Batman. We're not sure where Batman is right now... but we have Bruce Wayne here for commentary on the subject."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 30, 2017, 11:40:51 AM
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on September 30, 2017, 12:52:57 PM
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"

I need the sauce on this one. I can just imagine Max's laughter now, but I genuinely want to hear Matt's reaction.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on October 01, 2017, 05:07:09 AM
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"

I need the sauce on this one. I can just imagine Max's laughter now, but I genuinely want to hear Matt's reaction.

Enjoy:
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on October 02, 2017, 01:14:17 PM
Charlie: "Rick Rude, still in an ongoing match with Batman. We're not sure where Batman is right now... but we have Bruce Wayne here for commentary on the subject."

Rick Rude keeps stealing our gimmick of being the meta-heel, the worst kind of wrestler whose entire character is to have shitty matches to piss the fans off
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 08, 2017, 11:19:52 AM
Max: "Ah, Dawn of Cuphead 2."
Matt: "I hear it's the Dark Souls of squad-based rpgs."
Max: "Things were going well until we encountered the ork chapter lead by King Doyce."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 10, 2017, 10:44:56 AM
Kevin: "If I take Signature Item, can it be a mustache?"
James: "Youuuu..."

Kevin: "Are mustaches allowed?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on October 10, 2017, 11:05:54 AM
I discovered in the Deathwatch book that a complement of Imperial Guardsmen costs about as much as a space marine helmet, so I'm tempted to take them as signature wargear the next time around.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 12, 2017, 11:34:17 PM
Matt: "Chinese people are kind of like dinosaurs."
Charlie: "Explain, Matt. I want to see you dig this hole to China."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on October 15, 2017, 07:04:08 PM
Conrad: I'm a werewolf Nick.
Nick: Hilarious Conrad, you had me going there for a sec.
(Conrad places both hands on Nick's shoulders.)
Conrad: Nick.
Nick: Yeah?
Conrad: Actual werewolf.
Max: -Shia Leboeuf.

(dies of laughter.)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 17, 2017, 12:42:12 AM
Max: "It's the adventures of the Spooky Boys and Spook Girl! With their sidekick, Spook Dog!"
Ax: "Is 'spook dog' a racist thing?"
James: "Every time we say anything I wonder 'is that a racist thing?"

Ax: "I'm sure he's had some swashbuckling duel with a vampire across the top of a sailboat."
James: "He doesn't like to talk about it except for when he does constantly."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on October 17, 2017, 06:12:45 AM
Conrad: I'm a werewolf Nick.
Nick: Hilarious Conrad, you had me going there for a sec.
(Conrad places both hands on Nick's shoulders.)
Conrad: Nick.
Nick: Yeah?
Conrad: Actual werewolf.
Max: -Shia Leboeuf.

(dies of laughter.)

I nearly fell the heck over when I got to that part.

(If you don't use the 5th ed monster encounter for Shia Leboeuf in this Innistrad game I will be very sad)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 19, 2017, 08:10:32 PM
James: "I'll mute, but mark my words I'll still be making the sheep noise."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on October 22, 2017, 08:23:11 PM
Axe: The line is mostly broken up by Ork Bombaz...

(I legit thought Axe said Orkobamas: Ork+Obama. That's gotta be a thing somewhere...)
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 24, 2017, 09:21:58 AM
Aloysius: "Here, let me light that for you."
Max: "Odette gets out her gun."
Josh: "Like she doesn't have it put all the time."
Kevin: "You turn around and Odette's floating in midair with know knives drawn."
Max: "Them Roundabout starts playing."
Josh: "I was gonna say it!"

James: "I can't hear your last words over the sound of my chainsword."

Alex: "Investigators will show up on the site, see the tire tracks, and say "Well we don't know what happened here, but one things for sure... it was really cool."

James: "I'm only three days from retirement! I can't wait to see my wife and six children!"
Kevin: "My wife and eight kids!"
James: "My My three wives and eighteen kids!"
Josh: "My six wives and three kids!"
James: "Wait a minute..."
Kevin: "I was about to say, the higher the number the less sympathetic this becomes."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on October 25, 2017, 09:16:51 AM
Axe: The line is mostly broken up by Ork Bombaz...

(I legit thought Axe said Orkobamas: Ork+Obama. That's gotta be a thing somewhere...)

Canonically the ork tellyporta was invented by the great Orkimedes so anything is possible.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 30, 2017, 10:39:48 PM
Max: "How does Misty Step look for you? I imagine it's very different from prayers to an angel."
James: "First a ghost appears and barfs up an obscuring mist!"

James: "For Chill Touch, you just point at him and it starts going 'This is Halloween! This is Halloween!"
Max: "Oh no! He's jamming to it!"

James: "Ahh, ze beauty of ze monster catfish."
Ax: "Jaque wouldn't last ten seconds in fucking Innestrad."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 01, 2017, 12:15:02 PM
Matt: "I want my talent to be 'Yo, ghost! Check out my nips."

Obsidian: "You'll pay for this, Johnny No-Legs!"

Josh: "The Drunk and the Ugly have a long history of yelling at guys named Kevin."

Max: "Is his middle initial J or is his middle name Jay?"
Matt: "We don't know! Our own lawyer's never given us his business card so he can't be traced."
Kevin: "I feel like every time we go somewhere, he calls an ambulance to follow us and then he follows the ambulance."

Matt: "I've got ghost cuffs, ghost baton..."
Policeman: "You're not impersonating a ghost officer are you? Because that's a ghost crime."
Matt: "No! No, of course not! And the camera zooms in on him quickly throwing a ghost badge into the garbage."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 01, 2017, 08:00:15 PM
Matt: "It's less tactical gear and more of a stripper costume."

Kevin: "I'll say I have one of those novelty sticky hands you get from vending machines, except that it actually works."
Matt: "He thought he was going to end up in the 90s. He came prepared for every era."
Kevin: "I also have this fine stick and basket."

Ryan: "Metaphorical means 'secret,' right?"

Johnny No-Legs: "The tables have turned!"
Obsidian: "I never used any tables!"
Johnny No-Legs: "No, it's an idiom!"
Kevin: "YOU'RE an idiom!"


Matt: "I rolled a one."
Josh: "You accidentally pull out a gun and shoot him."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on November 02, 2017, 12:52:42 PM
Matt: "I rolled a one."
Josh: "You accidentally pull out a gun and shoot him."

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 02, 2017, 06:43:35 PM
ok, NOW I'm getting meta...

Travis: "I don't want to care! I want to be a goblin who can pick up another goblin and use him as a weapon that can be broken."
Greg: "That was the thing we realized when I had the interview with Ross Payton... last week? Anyway, he said how Tom played the Brute character, and he had an ability that could break his weapon, and when I mentioned that you can wield another goblin we kind of both realized 'Oh no! Ohhh no! It's like hitting a man with a water balloon filled with blood!"


Greg: "The d12 is the goblin of dice. It's weird and lonely and looks kinda funny. And long-term testing, I realized people are critting a LOT."
Travis: "It's ugly, dumb, and explosive."

Greg: "Hope you don't get a mimic on your pillow."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 02, 2017, 09:48:16 PM
Matt: "There's also a coconut vape rig."
Charlie: "It fires in spurts."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 07, 2017, 07:19:21 PM
Josh: "The never-ending struggle of spider vs public transportation."
Matt: "As shown to us in Spider-Man 2."

Alex: "After doing all these crosswords in the tank, I raised my Intelligence by 8."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 07, 2017, 08:41:44 PM
James: "So... are any of you the traitor?"
Matt: "Nope."
Kevin: "Nah."
James: "Me neither but it's sure gonna look I am."

Matt: "Free handjobs for everybody!"
James: "Please administer them yourself!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2017, 06:21:09 PM
James: "Great, now it looks like he's trying to serenade her with fucking bagpipes."
Ax: "He's outside in the rain."
Max: "Roll to woo!"
Travis: "Let me play you the song of my people! Bwaaaaaahnk!"
James: "Let me play you a honk of love."
Susan: "Well I'm wooed!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Matt: "We've avenged our captain's death! We successfully stabbed the ocean."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 17, 2017, 07:39:23 PM
Matt: "Back in high school, we started a sci-fi club where we mostly just watched scifi movies, but because I was one of the founding members, I wanted to call it the Volcano Worshipers Club."

Matt: "I think I said on one of the posters 'Come to the Volcano Worshipers Club and get free money."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 17, 2017, 08:09:39 PM
Matt: "I would like a giant wife!"

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Sabwones on November 19, 2017, 03:18:40 PM
Matt: "I would like a giant wife!"
Don't we all. *sigh*
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2017, 10:42:42 AM
Kevin: "Do you have any idea how much it would cost to put safeties on EVERY gun the Imperium makes? It wouldn't outweigh the cost of lives lost."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2017, 10:49:15 AM
Alex: "I think I had some rations left back in the Hellhound..."
James: "I don't trust anything not to spoil in that thing."
Alex: "Also it was leaking coolant. It was all over the floor where I left them... in other news, my shoes are fucked."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2017, 02:02:55 PM
James: "Steady on. Steady on. He's uh... it's a soldier's good luck thing. Baseball magic. You know. I mean... Emperor's...
Max:"Ball..."
James: "Ball hit... stadium game."
Max: "Emperor's ball hit. Much faith. Very good. Wow."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2017, 02:08:49 PM
Kevin: "What are you doing with the air compressor, a rag and a bucket? Are you making a ghost?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on November 20, 2017, 04:27:21 PM
Kevin: "Do you have any idea how much it would cost to put safeties on EVERY gun the Imperium makes? It wouldn't outweigh the cost of lives lost."

Safeties would be breaking the faith in the weapon's war spirit anyway
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2017, 09:05:43 PM
Max: "I'll be up here. Where the dreams live."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 21, 2017, 08:07:59 PM
Charlie: "I keep seeing tweets about swords in Texas?"
Matt: "Yea, Texas passed a law that allows open carry for swords."
Charlie: "Well, maybe that'll help ease out guns..."
Matt: "No, there's still guns. You can just look real anime now."
Charlie: "...all I'm saying is that Emperor Meiji wouldn't have allowed this."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 24, 2017, 02:03:06 PM
Matt: "And it's basically a shoggoth?"
Travis: "Think more sphincters and less eyes and teeth."

Travis: "And so with that what I decided to do is have a discussion and look at not just American ghost stories but horror media as a whole as kind of looking at some of theAmerican culture that you might think you see. It's not all hamburgers, titties, guns and freedom."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on November 24, 2017, 03:10:27 PM
Travis: "It's not all hamburgers, titties, guns and freedom."

FHREEDUM (TM)!
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 28, 2017, 08:39:36 PM
Max: "Annnd that's the end of Dark Souls."
Matt: "I didn't expect this to turn into vore fiction."
Max: "Please. Everything I recommend turns into vore fiction."
Charlie: "Please, Matt... respect the vore."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 29, 2017, 01:46:40 AM
Charlie: "I forget what sort of lies you'd tell your cat..."
Matt: "Meow."
Charlie: "Yea, that's a good one..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 29, 2017, 08:36:16 PM
Charlie: "I had to drive my dad home from a colonoscopy once."
Matt: "How was that?"
Charlie: "Okay."
Max, laughing: "This is the most fundamentally Charlie and Matt conversation I could ever think of. A tangentialy related story we might not necessarily want to hear about with the driest response."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 02, 2017, 12:12:47 PM
James: "Because of the way sound works, I'm always talking to Future Matt whenever I'm talking to Matt."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 04, 2017, 12:01:19 PM
Nick: "There could be spidermen in there, couldn't there?"
Max: "You've seen what some of the scientists create around here. You know it's never good."
Ax: "I need paintings! Paintings of these spidermen!"
James: "Are they strong? Listen, bud!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 04, 2017, 07:01:55 PM
James: "I found dinner!"
Max: "Most of the birds you find are rather scrawny, and at least partly dessicated."
James: "I mean brunch!"

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 06, 2017, 07:57:02 AM
James: "Kevin, I just realized you are almost literally playing a Shaman King character."
Max: "OH my god, he's even playing the one with his name."
Kevin: "What?!"
James: "There's a necromancer in Shaman King who became a necromancer to resurrect his dead wife.
Kevin: " Oh god dammit!"
Travis: "Yes! Let the weeb flow through you!"
James: "He's called Johann Faustus the 8th."
Kevin: "Oh god... how did this fucking happen?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on December 06, 2017, 01:09:30 PM
Dammit Luffy, Your quote kung-fu is too strong! I was just on my way over here to quote that same thing! lol
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 11, 2017, 08:47:21 PM
James: "I'll jump in front of that chocolate bullet. I'll throw my body on that explosion of flavors."
Kevin: "We'll always remember your valor."
James: "Remember me when I'm 300 pounds!"

James: "That one usually works great on the planet of Little Italia."
Ax: "That's it. I gotta set a game there now."
James: "Only a one shot!"
Ax: "Death Watch. That's what it'll be."
Kevin: "I can see the comments now: 'This is the most racist game I've ever heard."
James: "Eyy! Yooo!"
Kevin: "Eyy, Commander Vinnie."
Ax: "Listen you little fuckstick. That's Battle Brother Vinnie to you!"

James: "Sir! Permission to get foot out of your mouth, sir!"
Kevin: "Permission granted."

Max: "It would look like we were in a tacky band if it wouldn't get us killed."
James: "Can we have a psycher and a chick in a bikini?"
Kevin: "Come on, can't it be both?"
Max: "Could the psycher be the chick in the bikini?"
James: "But we need a wizard!"
Max: "Could it be a bikini wizard?"
James: "Then what's on our mudflaps?"
Alex: "Slaanesh wailing on a guitar."
James: "Sir, that is extremely awesome and heretical."

James: "Sir, I've lost the invisible cloaks..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 14, 2017, 11:52:40 PM
Charlie: "Try jumping.' -Sun Tzu."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on December 15, 2017, 11:18:55 AM
Sun Tzu says: "Use tongue but hole"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 18, 2017, 12:10:36 PM
Travis: "Dammit, I muted. I was saying funny shit. Uh, 12. 12 minus 3. I just killed myself. Freddy Krueger got my butthole."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 18, 2017, 04:07:17 PM
James: "The signature says 'Is no holy, is no Blinski."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 19, 2017, 10:52:43 AM
Kevin: "These are the day fuckers. They're here to fuck your day."
James: "Foghter of the night fucker."
Max: "Please, they are equal opportunity fuckers."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 20, 2017, 06:57:50 PM
Ax: "I've been skinner boxed into doing puzzles like these for years."
James: "This is why Dungeons and Dragons is evil..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 20, 2017, 10:04:17 PM
Matt: "MY favorite thing on the Space Marine chapter generator is you can roll the Brothers Brothers."
Max: "Just twooooo brothers."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 22, 2017, 11:07:52 PM
Fort: "What kinda stuff should I be gettin'?"
Otho: "Just grab everything that you're not normally allowed to touch."
Fort: "Heh... eeeeheeheeheeee!"

James: "You can take Hatred: Tech Priest and get +10 to your Weapons Skill against them. Not your Ballistics Skill, though."
Max "Right, because you just want to punch em."
Ax: "Yup. It's because you hate them so much that you don't just want to kill em. You want to get your hands around their throats and just squeeze until the beeping stops."
Kevin: "I just imagine you start to strangle a tech priest and he just stands there waiting."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 23, 2017, 03:59:11 PM
Charlie: "I just remembered that episode of Rugrats where Stu got Fred Flintstoned into thinking he was a baby. And therefore could talk to babies."
Matt: "What?!"

Charlie: "I like that I said 'Fred Flintstoned' and you knew what I meant."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 24, 2017, 10:59:41 AM
Matt: "There's also several points where it says that it's never specified why Pelzwick is in a wheelchair, but it's implied to also be why his mom isn't around."
Charlie: "Wow. I think that's also the same reason that Patty Mayonnaise's dad is in a wheelchair."
Matt: "An unfortunate collision of the Doug-verses."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 28, 2017, 01:56:45 PM
Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on December 28, 2017, 04:50:37 PM
Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."

Perhaps I'll just send him a "totes-not-Cursed" video file of that. Save on postage.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 29, 2017, 12:10:08 PM
Max: "Fort is just hunched over, muttering the dumbed down prayers to the emporer that they taught the ogryn. 'I promise to be real good and not screw anything up. I swear."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 30, 2017, 11:44:36 PM
James: "He's currently on fire. 'I'm willing to consider your proposal."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 05, 2018, 07:05:34 PM
Faust: "It can't be an embarrassment if we never speak of it again."

James: "If I lick it, perhaps I can understand it."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 08, 2018, 04:04:36 PM

James: "Is there a maid skeleton that comes through with a feather duster?"
Max: "No, no, that's not til you get to Not Castle Ravenloft slash not Castlevania."
Travis: "That one has a vacuum cleaner though."
Max: "No, no. That's the king fu one."
James: "You're thinking of Luigi's Mansion."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 09, 2018, 02:10:09 PM
Josh: "I saw him throw a knife through a man's neck once. I'm okay with him!"
James: "I once saw him throw a baseball. It blew up a bird."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 12, 2018, 02:24:06 PM
Josh: "I just wanted to get our stories straight."
Kevin: "What's wrong with our story?"
James: "Is it straight enough?"

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 17, 2018, 06:52:10 PM
Charlie: "I should ask James what a dire pug would look like. Speaking of James and pugs, I made my first clear on Death Road To Canada. My final party consisted of James, but it was reverse James because I sent him through a portal."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 17, 2018, 11:01:32 PM
Charlie: "I will always maintain that Metal Gear Rising is the game that Shadow the Hedgehog should have been."
Max: "Oh my god! You're right though!"
Charlie: "Cuz it's all about being badass and antihero and swords and going fast."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 23, 2018, 12:39:47 PM
Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 26, 2018, 02:19:19 PM
Medic:"No,no. It's so you don't strain yourself and tear something open."
First: "Yeaaaa! I'm real good at tearing stuff!"
Medic: "No! Not like somebody else!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 29, 2018, 10:21:42 PM
Matt: "Why are we going to Flavor Town?"
Charlie: "What?!"
Matt: "Why is there a Guy Fieri with a shaved head in there?"
Charlie: "THAT'S BAM BAM BIGALO!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 30, 2018, 12:43:41 AM
Matt: "What even is Slimer?"
Charlie: "A narc. He's a traitor to his kind."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 30, 2018, 07:00:36 PM
Matt: "No Holds Barred made wrestling make sense to me."
Charlie: "Wait, what?"
Matt: "I mean the phrase 'no holds barred.' Because no holds are being barred."
Charlie: "Ohhhh yeaaaa."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 30, 2018, 10:28:33 PM
Max: "I'll accept one manga, please. I'll take your spiciest manga, hot off the presses. Covered in fine manga juice."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 01, 2018, 12:47:47 AM
Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Juju-Monster-Man on February 01, 2018, 09:13:39 PM
Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."

Hello yes, I am a wordsmith with the power to butcher intricate concepts with profanity and idiocracy. I'll be here all week.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 03, 2018, 10:26:35 AM
And as a Writing major working on several books, I will sometimes communicate in little more than Wario noises. It's fun to destroy English once in a while
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 05, 2018, 10:12:37 PM
Matt: "Sword bitched be DAMNED!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: QueenAelin on February 07, 2018, 12:04:55 PM
Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."

Elyria is this wonderful mix of socially very aware and times when she just lets words leave her mouth with no filter.  This was exhaustion "i'm done with this shit" Elyria who yes gets put through crap at times.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 12, 2018, 02:13:13 PM
James: "Theresa a bunch of orks coming up going 'Sneak attack! Sneak attack!"
Ax: "You don't see anything. There's these like... some refuse from the fence. Purple tarp, almost."
*Max laughing
James: "Wait a minute..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 16, 2018, 02:29:45 PM
James: "Grab a pack of wizard food and slam it!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: crazon on February 19, 2018, 11:31:42 PM
Conrad: Do you know how heavy my armour is?
Nick: The answer is too heavy.
Conrad: Exactly, now let me eat my damn bacon.
Nick: The pancakes are delicious.
Conrad: Wait, wait, hold on, hold.
James: He puts his hands out to the people on either side of him.
Axe: Are you seriously going to have him do his lay-on-hands, before the morning ticks over.
Max: No, he's saying grace.
James: Bring it in.
Axe: Bring it in?
(Laughter across the board)
James:Uh, Conrad used to be a youth minister.
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 20, 2018, 07:53:11 PM
Charlie: "I mean when you get down to it, is lasagna a pizza?"
Max: "No. But is it a sandwich?"
Matt: "I mean, when you get down to it, it's many, many sandwiches."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 26, 2018, 12:16:30 PM
Kevin: "I can finally use a gun in one hand and a chain sword in the other hand."
Josh: "And lie with your tongue."
Kevin: "I lie for the emperor."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 26, 2018, 12:30:07 PM
Alex: "Of this plan actually works, I'LL be the one with a quick release!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 28, 2018, 07:16:27 PM
Matt: "You mentioned that Paul Bearer really likes ice cream, and I like that there's an entire chapter dedicated to him liking ice cream."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 05, 2018, 12:41:16 PM
Nick: "Yea, they tend to keep me away from nunneries."
Conrad: "Oh don't be a braggart, Nick."
Grumhild: "I only meant... abbeys.... are not generally coed."
Nick: "No, I was once made painfully clear in that distinction."
Josh: "I kill Nick with a sworrrrrd."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 07, 2018, 08:18:06 PM
Ax: "Are you guys reporting the recaf you received?"
Kevin: "I don't see why we should."
Ax: "And what about the Cyclops?"
Josh: "It is now our new robot friend who serves us our coffee."

Josh: "The shrugging helps."
James: "You could shrug and crack a walnut between your shoulder blades."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 12, 2018, 11:14:09 PM
Max: "Werewolf cop! Turn in your badge and moon!"

James: "So what do you think the Oracle's attack looks like?"
Max: "It's either a psychic blast or getting real mad and punching 'em."
James: "What I like to imagine is since your whole thing is psychic sense, rather than just damage you're doing the Sherlock Holmes thing of 'I see your every move."
James: "Maybe I jsut already set a bomb there."
Max: "As SOON as he turns the corner, you're already punching."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 13, 2018, 01:11:40 AM
Matt: "It's a fine pee."
Max: "Top notch."
Matt: "It's an excellent vintage."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 13, 2018, 01:31:54 PM
James: "How does it feel to know your NPC is better than you?"

Alex: "I realized Cornelius doesn't have Logic. That makes so much sense."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 19, 2018, 07:23:20 PM
Kevin: "He pulls out the Stefan Maurer doll, locks eyes with him, and whenever he opens his mouth, he makes it move its mouth."
Maurer: "So-"
Kevin: "Clack clack."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 26, 2018, 09:15:49 AM
Ax: "It's why he's selling you precious things like his telescope."
James: "I don't want to see any more of this world anyway."

Alex: "I like it! If it pisses somebody off, I like it."

Ax: "What's his name... Lion El'Jonson did it..."
James: "That is not a fucking chapter master!"
Kevin: "Oh yes he is..."
James: "Lionel Johnson!?"
Max: "Known for his smooth hits and signature Afro."
Ax: "Lion... then E L apostrophe Johnson."
James: "That's even more confusing and I accept it less!"

Ax: "You wish it was an 80 foot gun. It would be a Rightful Stewardship Day miracle if it was."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 26, 2018, 09:01:53 PM
Odette: "You got me a knife..."
Bastion: "Yea..."
Odette: "It's EXACTLY what I wanted him!"
*hugs Bastion and it's really awkward
Bastion: "Yea... yea..."
Kevin: "Is the knife still in her hand?"
James: "Yea!"

Ax: "Let's see who got the rock. Oh..."
Josh: "Was it Dominique?"
James: "Dominique."
Ax: "Why did Dominique get the rock?"
Josh: "Because Cornelius bought Sleight of Hand or something."
James: "She's the fucking Charlie Brown of our group!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 02, 2018, 09:57:44 AM
Matt: "You could say that aircraft is more than meets the eye."
Max: "Usomg a bit of deception if you will."
Matt: "Its some kind of automatic robot..."
Max: "No, it's more of a deception. You know, using cons."
Matt: "Its a deceiver, this robot."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 03, 2018, 01:55:25 PM
Matt: "I've learned that with Michael Bay, it's like giving a 13 year old 500 million dollars."

Matt: "I think Devastator is a front hoe... no, sorry. He's a mining excavator."
Max: "But if you pay more, he'll be a back ho."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 04, 2018, 09:37:24 PM
Max : "All that he got was some clues that somewhat lead him to a pile of dust that he was told "You put this in your stank sock. Good job, kid. We gotta go bring back Optimus now."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 04, 2018, 11:55:00 PM
Kevin: "Don't question our dark god!"
James: "He just comes to us in a dream; 'No fatties in Hell!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 05, 2018, 02:59:36 PM
Matt: "I will watch [Transformers] 5 as many times as I need to make sure all my friends see it. I don't want to watch 5 but I do want to watch my friends watch 5."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 06, 2018, 02:17:05 PM
Matt: "Let me go back to... also I like that I can find the things I wrote about this just by looking up the word 'buttfucked."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 11, 2018, 06:50:26 PM
James: "You got shot in the foot! Why are you coughing up blood!?"
Alex: "It's from all the Stim!"

Max: "I'd take cover but people who take cover can't punch FACES!"

Josh: "You know my thoughts about cool swords: they are all legally mine."

Kevin: "I imagine us playing the penis game with the password, just having to shout it louder and louder over the course of the battle."
Josh: "Only in this case, the password is still 'penis."
James: "And we try to fit it into casual conversation so he doesn't notice."

James: "I'm more of a front stabber than a back stabber. I stab whatever's available."

Ax: "He's going to wind up and try to bash you with his gun."
James: "Secret technique!!"

Kevin: "Victor comes back riding on one of the skeletal cats with a loaf of bread."
Susan: "Oh my god, that's the cutest-"
James: "No it's not! It's gross!"

Alyria: "It went PEW! Right into the body."
Conrad: "I see..."
Alyria: "PEW!"
Conrad: "I... got it the first time."

Ax: "There are dozens of orcs from the sound. You hit the floor as one gigantic green gestalt looks at you as the elevator brakes squeal to a halt."
James: "Vorgen reloads."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 13, 2018, 01:11:18 AM
Josh: "This lady's coming in here acting like she knows better than we do, flipping out because we're surrounded by vampires, but we are ALWAYS surrounded by vampires! And I wanted to say that like one of those Twitter posts where there's a clap between every word."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 18, 2018, 02:13:16 PM
Conrad: "Ah hell..."
Susan: "I don't get it."
Conrad: "Literal Hell!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 22, 2018, 01:27:48 PM
Max: "Hell yea! She walks away giving finger guns at everyone. I mean, finger bows."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 23, 2018, 08:54:35 AM
James: "Not a reference. Just a fuckboi."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 23, 2018, 11:05:52 AM
James: "Bring me a bride who can break me in half!"
Max: "Bring me a woman who can chop a shark in half with her arm!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 23, 2018, 10:57:48 PM
Kevin: "I loathe hearing others.' Man, I've never felt more connected to a character!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 26, 2018, 12:04:08 AM
Charlie: "Again, I wish I had an on-hand slide whistle."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 30, 2018, 10:51:41 AM
James: "Conrad's Cowboy Crew! Spell them all with K's. Oh wait..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 30, 2018, 02:24:28 PM
Ax: "Thos just furthers my theory that Travis is just being poorly translated."
Travis: "I LIKE this theory!"

Janes: "Faustus, we need to find you some bear corpses to resurrect. Make some Beren-stein bears."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 02, 2018, 07:08:24 PM
Charlie: "It's fucked up that Indiana Jone never had to fight a skeleton."
Matt: "Huh. Yea."
Max: "Well he did, but they happened to be inside of people at the time."

Matt: "SHATTER that pelvis!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 04, 2018, 03:16:27 PM
Josh: "Hey, internet! Are you tired of vague references to Gustador Buffett, the schmorgislord?"
James: "I heard he conquered Magaritavile."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 07, 2018, 08:18:05 PM
Josh: "I'm not trying to raise a stink. I just want to wrestle this man for his soup."

Josh: "Shit! I forgot to murder him! I mean, stop by and say hello."

Ax: "That was the fancy plum wine that gets cut open by a duelist and you give the plum to the guest of honor."
Travis: "I'M a duelist!"
James: "YES, thank you, Travis! We have a duelist! That's not the hard part!"

James: "Bring me a hot dessert! You there! Shugenja! Heat my ice cream! Boil it!"
Ax: "If you wanted ice cream soup, we could have served you that, you asshole!"
Max: "If my ice cream isn't deep fried within the hour I'm going to be very disappointed! Seppuku for everyone! You get a seppuku and you get a seppuku!"
James: "Get a Unicorn in here. We need the gaijin art of deep frying!"

Ax: "He comes riding in on a Unicorn horse..."
James: "WHERE DID HE GET A UNICORN!?"
Josh: "No, he means a horse from the Unicorn clan. Besides, they'd be a kirin here if anything..."
Ax: "Yea."
James: "Oh. I just heard unicorn and got really excited for a minute there."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 09, 2018, 10:09:24 PM
Kevin: "If you're you're not eating, sleeping, pooping, and having sex all at the same time, you're not living life to the fullest."

Ax: "Only if you agree to take in her 12 year old granddaughter who's an orphan."
James: "Oh..."
Josh: "Shit, I could have another servant!"
Max: "Oh wait! I want a servant!"
Josh: "No."
Susan: "No, I need to help this child face the kami in a blessed way."
James: "Am I the only one who doesn't want this kid!?"
Travis: "I want this kid just to teach her the ways of the Crab."
Josh: "No one... everyone disregards a kid until they bump into you and they feel a pokey pain. Then they're like 'Oh that kid must have been spiney' and then they just die!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 10, 2018, 08:09:42 PM

Max : "All that he got was some clues that somewhat lead him to a pile of dust that he was told "You put this in your stank sock. Good job, kid. We gotta go bring back Optimus now."

Kevin: "Don't question our dark god!"
James: "He just comes to us in a dream; 'No fatties in Hell!"


Matt: "I will watch [Transformers] 5 as many times as I need to make sure all my friends see it. I don't want to watch 5 but I do want to watch my friends watch 5."


Matt: "Let me go back to... also I like that I can find the things I wrote about this just by looking up the word 'buttfucked."

James: "You got shot in the foot! Why are you coughing up blood!?"
Alex: "It's from all the Stim!"

Max: "I'd take cover but people who take cover can't punch FACES!"

Josh: "You know my thoughts about cool swords: they are all legally mine."

Kevin: "I imagine us playing the penis game with the password, just having to shout it louder and louder over the course of the battle."
Josh: "Only in this case, the password is still 'penis."
James: "And we try to fit it into casual conversation so he doesn't notice."

James: "I'm more of a front stabber than a back stabber. I stab whatever's available."

Ax: "He's going to wind up and try to bash you with his gun."
James: "Secret technique!!"

Kevin: "Victor comes back riding on one of the skeletal cats with a loaf of bread."
Susan: "Oh my god, that's the cutest-"
James: "No it's not! It's gross!"

Alyria: "It went PEW! Right into the body."
Conrad: "I see..."
Alyria: "PEW!"
Conrad: "I... got it the first time."

Ax: "There are dozens of orcs from the sound. You hit the floor as one gigantic green gestalt looks at you as the elevator brakes squeal to a halt."
James: "Vorgen reloads."


Josh: "This lady's coming in here acting like she knows better than we do, flipping out because we're surrounded by vampires, but we are ALWAYS surrounded by vampires! And I wanted to say that like one of those Twitter posts where there's a clap between every word."

Conrad: "Ah hell..."
Susan: "I don't get it."
Conrad: "Literal Hell!"


Max: "Hell yea! She walks away giving finger guns at everyone. I mean, finger bows."

James: "Not a reference. Just a fuckboi."

James: "Bring me a bride who can break me in half!"
Max: "Bring me a woman who can chop a shark in half with her arm!"


Kevin: "I loathe hearing others.' Man, I've never felt more connected to a character!"


Charlie: "Again, I wish I had an on-hand slide whistle."


James: "Conrad's Cowboy Crew! Spell them all with K's. Oh wait..."

Ax: "This just furthers my theory that Travis is just being poorly translated."
Travis: "I LIKE this theory!"

Janes: "Faustus, we need to find you some bear corpses to resurrect. Make some Beren-stein bears."

Charlie: "It's fucked up that Indiana Jone never had to fight a skeleton."
Matt: "Huh. Yea."
Max: "Well he did, but they happened to be inside of people at the time."

Matt: "SHATTER that pelvis!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 11, 2018, 09:01:16 PM
Kevin: "Let's face it. Our mission statement is to support James' ability to be quoted."
James: "What?"
Josh: "This is the reason we don't have Greg in games..."
Travis: "That's why we need him in our games! Then he won't quote anymore!"
Max: "No... he still will. It'll just be parts that don't include him."
James: "Our forums will just DIE."
Travis: "We have a forum?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 14, 2018, 02:28:26 PM
Josh: "Basically just trying to get her to the inn... does she seem like she trusts Aleria at all, or does it seem like it's not quite there yet?"
Susan: "I don't know! DO you!?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 15, 2018, 12:28:52 AM
James: "I know where I can find a primitive emotion! Five minutes later, 'I AM TRAIN!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 17, 2018, 12:27:28 PM
Matt: "Until next time..."
Matt and Travis: "We know things!"
Travis: "We did it!"
*Matt and Travis accapella Sandstorm
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 18, 2018, 04:03:50 PM
Charlie: "I would have been hot in the70s. With my magnificent mane."
Matt: "And your dream catcher over your bed."

Matt: "I've said that none of us can be sane because our favorite pastime is pretending we're orphaned children."

Matt: "I wrote a game in two sentences: 'There's a fancy dinner party. A racist robot ruins it."

James: "I still remember with Zach's game, he said 'James, I'm offering you the chance to be the one and only magical boy."
Sam: "That sounds horrible."
James: "I know!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2018, 10:45:40 AM
Josh: "If wishes were horses, your wish would be dead."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2018, 10:50:46 AM
James: "Speaking of charicatures: Guillaume!"

Kevin: "Man, I know that fat, strong feeling..."

Kevin: "You probably don't have to mention the smell. We've all got smells. It's the 1800s."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2018, 02:56:07 PM
Guillaume: "Where I come from in Zoe frozen north, it was cold, it was boring, but it was nice. But Guillaume, he needs the taste of adventure. He needs to come into zis land. I hear you have all manner of... monsters, ghosts, all manner of wonderful things to fight."
McShane: "Boy, I think I caught about for fifths of it and I respect two thirds of it."
Guillaume: "That will do. Also how do you play poker?"
McShane: "Boy, you're gonna be a lot of fun to play with."
Clem: "Apparently you play it by losin' money."
Mina: "That's not true at all."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2018, 11:07:00 PM
James: "It's when you roll more 1's than any other number."
Kevin: "And unlike last time, I get to Bust without the worst possible thing happening."
Greg: "Is that your Luck of the Irish thing?"
Kevin: "No, that was last game I had. LOTS of heart attacks."
Greg: "Whhhhat?!"
Kevin: "I kept Busting on fear checks, so I got the worst possible result!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 22, 2018, 12:26:55 PM
James: "Hold out your hat so you can catch my pride."
Kevin: "Will it for in a saucer?"
James: "Yes."

Gabe : "Haven't you got a sheriff around who can keep them under control?"
McShane: "They did. Til Tuesday."
Gabe: "Okay... any deputies, I guess?"
McShane: "Thursday."
Mina: "So the lawmen in this town are being systematically decapitated?"
McShane: "Well they keep going out to investigate."
Gabe: "Any posses?"
McShane: "Friday."
Greg: "I just want there to be one more step to this lineage..."
Gabe: "Lone gunmen with nothin to lose?"
McShane: "Sunday. That was the end of Solomon Grundy."
*laughter
Greg: "It was the same person!? First he was sheriff, but got demoted for dying. Solid grounds, I'll admit."
Kevin: "File that under battlefield demotion."
McShane: "The point is, they've been killin' a lot of people. We just need someone to watch em do it."
Gabe: "Seems to me you need undertakers more than you need us."
McShane: "Saturday."
Josh: "Wait..."
Gabe: "That's just unkind."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 22, 2018, 10:31:20 PM
Max: "I forgot about my horrible ass. It's like weaponized disappointment."

Kevin: "Gabe doesn't move, but he starts circling the cigar in his mouth."
James: "For a minute there, I thought you were turning it around so that the lit part was in your mouth. Just chewing it up like Bluto."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 23, 2018, 03:12:46 PM
Josh: "Should I use a chip on this? I mean, James is rolling..."
Greg: "Not to overstep my bounds as the new guy.... don't be a baby, Josh. Suck it up."
James: "Harsh! Harsh..."
Kevin: "Harsh, but true."
James: "He's tough but fair."
Susan: "Don't save your ultra healing item for the final battle when it's too late."
James: "I come to you from the legion of 99 Mega Elixers!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 23, 2018, 08:26:29 PM
Ax: "Backlash isn't you losing. It's the devil noticing you cheating and getting butthurt about it."

James: "Know what's funny? In a test of wills, he can contest Ridicule with riding tricks."
Greg: "You ain't so tough! 'Oh yea!?"
Kevin: "Wow. He IS good."
Greg: "Look at 'em go."
James: "That would be impressive WITH a head!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 29, 2018, 10:47:49 AM
Susan: "Natural 1..."
James: "Everything's fine."
Kevin: "The milkman knocks at the door!"
James: "Howdy!"
Kevin: "He's sharpening his milk knife."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 29, 2018, 02:32:54 PM
Josh: "While the cat's away, the mice shall playyy."
James: "He's back."
Josh: "The mice are done playyying."
Kevin: "All business for these mice."

Josh: "The worst devil if all: Rae Gan!"
James: "The Raeganomicon!?"

Josh: "I have a question... about metagaming."
James: "Can I do it?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 29, 2018, 09:19:10 PM
James: "Uh, sir we have a train coming in of impossibly powerful martial arts robots. They didn't start on the train that way..."
Kevin: "They're also not responding to our controls anymore."
James: "You're fired.'
'But I had nothing to do-'
You're fired."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 31, 2018, 11:08:13 AM
Devastator: "I've seen it only too many times."
Announcer: "Only too many..."
Devastator: "Don't correct me."

From https://www.technicaldifficultiespod.com/episodes/2018/5/30/aqn7oauhrqgq0aj0v34cha17fjifid
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on June 01, 2018, 11:54:18 PM
Man I forgot that line entirely

Also Devastator: I am your champion
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 04, 2018, 10:17:55 PM
Susan: "Well, by now the general people know if you don't want your hands before you eat or after you go to the bathroom you tend to get sick."
James: "No. It is miasmas."
Greg: "Eeevil spirits. Wait. That's a thing now. You can't wash away Hand Manitou."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 05, 2018, 12:49:10 PM
Kevin: "Its basically a brewery at high velocity."

Gabe: "No, actually, tell the man how you beat the ghost-man!"
Guillaume: "Oh ho! Zen prepare yourself!"
Greg: "Should I do this in character?"
James: "Absolutely do this in character! You don't even have to make a Tale Tellin roll. There is one other man here."

Guillaume: "So zere we were. We were staked out in the middle of ze night. Ze sun was going down, Zere was a deadly howl from the first over yonder! Yonder? Yes, yonder is a word. Yes! So zis man steps out, but he is no mere man! It is a man with no head. So I look at him, I say to myself 'Guillaume, you must kill zis man!"
Gabe: "He was riding on a horse. He didn't walk out."
Guillaume: "Yes! Yea! Exactly! On a horse. But he chops a woman's head off and I say 'Zis will not stand, even if she is a terrible woman. It is a long story. I will make zis story less long! My friend, he charges in with his wonderful machine! Flying through ze air! Pow pow pow! He shoots his gun! My other friend, he is on the roof! Pow! He shoots his gun! Ze creature throws his head like a bomb an it explodes like a bomb! It is very much like a bomb, but it's a head. I say "Guillaume, zis cannot stand! Your friend is on fire and your other friend flies through the air like a magical machine man. So I run and I run (I am a big man, it takes a lot of running) but I get zere, and I grab his horse by ze mane and I say somezing very cool, like... like 'bonjour, monsieur horse! I shall decapitate you now!' And zen I did! I drive my ax through its neck! I throw it aside! Ze horse disappears! Ze ghost falls to his knees and says 'Please, Iron Guillaume ze magnificent! Spare my life! I say 'No' and I chop him in half. And zat was how Guillaume killed ze ghost-man with no head."
Barman: "Did you catch any of that?"
Kevin, laughing: "One second..."

Gabe: "That's pretty much exactly how it went. Especially the parts where I was a magical machine man."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 06, 2018, 12:57:14 PM
James: "I don't think anyone talked to you about anything."
Kevin: Yea. They'd only have encouraged it."
Ax: "I'll be honest, it's a fairly unpleasant experience."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 06, 2018, 02:20:22 PM
Guillaume: "Team Guillaume! This way!"
Clem: "Team Clem, this way."
Guillaume: "Good name. Good team name. Respect for that."
James: "Very consistent."
Greg: "I like your style. I join Team Clem!"

Josh: "They come from the land of ice and snow. Mumble mumble, potatoes grow..."
James: "The French call them the apples of the earth."
Josh: "The French are wrong!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 06, 2018, 07:04:56 PM
James: "I navigate by the clouds! There. That's the North Cloud."
Greg: "There it is. Going towards the West now."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 07, 2018, 10:43:12 AM
Josh: "This ain't CSI Deadwood. Let's get movin'."
James: "This is CSI Clem Shootin' Idiots."
Josh: "Yeaaaaaa..."
Greg: "Yeehawwww!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 07, 2018, 02:23:04 PM
Ax: "Stand back! There's some motherfucking SCIENCE about to go down!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 08, 2018, 03:31:41 PM
Nick: "You need to put pitch on em. Over the orifices. That's where you get most of the smell from. Of course with how fresh they are..."
Alyria: "Niiiick!"
Grove: "I'll discuss ghoul hunting tactics with you later..."
Nick: "You gotta love your job. That way it isn't work."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 11, 2018, 02:42:15 PM
Faustus: "Its going to be a long night if you're talking to everyone who's crazy."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 19, 2018, 08:54:54 AM
James: "Now excuse me while I fondle this sock full of chips!"

Josh: "Clem thinks it's a plague selkie."

James: "My Occult Academia?"
Kevin: "There is no magic in mad science. This is bullshit."
Greg: "I get it, James. I appreciate it."
James: "Anyone? Anyone? Ughhh I'm dyin' up here."
Josh: "I think you mean Ocolto Academia."
Ax: "You people are nerds."
Susan: "Yes?!"
Josh: "We're playing an rpg..."
Greg: "Were throwing dice to see how much we know about zombies. What do you want?"
James: "We're pretending to be old west sorcerers!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 19, 2018, 01:02:25 PM
Kevin: "Don't touch ANY of it! Only what you need to pick it up."
James: "Carry this but don't touch it!"
Greg: "Like a man holding a baby who doesn't know how.He just holds it straight out in front of him."
James: "Yea, I've been there. People have taken babies away from me after giving them to me. It's like 'You don't know how to hold a child' No, I don't!"
Greg: "I do, somehow. That's weird. Never thought about it before."
Josh: "That's because you're a baby thief, Greg."
Greg: "Been baby stealin' all my life, ever since I was a baby!"
Ax: "I stole myself!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 19, 2018, 03:25:46 PM
Mina: "Oh, he's exaggerating. Clearly the man was sick, but let's not say..."
Missy: "Let him have his fancies."
Guillaume: "He had poison blood he shot us with, and when my friend was going down, I ran into action..."
Mina: "Now, now, diseases are communicable, and if he had his arrows then it's perfectly reasonable for him to use it on us... unfortunately..."
Guillaume: "And I tore a dying man from his clutches and brought him to a doctor, saving his life."
Mina, muttering: "I mean, that happened, yea..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 20, 2018, 07:04:51 PM
Susan: "Mobility is important."
Greg: "Not when the worm comes to you and just grabs onto you. He just saved me a move action..."

James: "It lets go of Guillaume, who is left hanging out of the train going 20 miles an hour by his legs. It feels pretty bad with all that broken glass you're putting your weight on."
Greg: "AH! My favorite legs! I was using thoooose!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on June 25, 2018, 10:13:54 AM
James: "Are you trying to go high or low here?"
Travis: "Why not both!?"
Susan: "Porque no las dos!?"
James: "You can't. You can't do both. That's why not los dos."

Raven: "Not a bird."
Alyria: "Not a bird."
Raven: "I'm a bird."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 08, 2018, 12:51:02 PM
Charlie: "It's either Baby vs Angelica, or Baby vs Environment."
Matt: "Yea, those are the main dramatic stories."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 10, 2018, 08:28:30 PM
Matt: "Maybe this is why Disney is becoming this super conglomerate: so we can get Muppet Babies on DVD."

James: "The sheriff opens his mouth and-"
Kevin the newly appointed Sheriff: "No he doesn't."

Clem: "A revenant! That's when you've got a tree on a motorcycle."

Josh: "I botched my Occult roll... so let me tell you about revenants!"

Josh: "Is the Organization public knowledge, or does Clem think they're all selkies?"

Josh: "The Doc Holiday Inn..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 12, 2018, 10:08:55 AM
Ax: "Mina is just waiting outside assuming Gabe is eating as intended and wondering what deity she could have possibly offended to end up in these particular circumstances."
James: "That's fair."
Kevin: "I'm just a simple, innocent devil trafficker."

James: "He gives you all a big grin and gestures nods at the food house. Where the food lives..."

Josh, in a Zone of Truth: "She starts to say 'I trust your judge of character, but then stops..."

Clem: "I read a book once."
Guillaume: "Just the one."
Clem: "Yep."
Guillaume: "More zan me!"
Clem: "It was called A History of Selkies In The Old World."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 12, 2018, 12:45:00 PM
Greg:"Wait! The heart is the gizzard?!"
James: "That's one of the gizzards."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 12, 2018, 12:47:07 PM
James: "You can actually hear a hoarse whisper.. h-o-a-r..."
Josh: "Neighhhh!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 12, 2018, 02:23:17 PM
James: "Give 'me the kicks! Bite his gun!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 12, 2018, 03:28:40 PM
Greg: "Effectively a -3..."
James: "Okay that is not going to hit."
Greg: "Dangit."
Kevin: "A negative three misses!?"
Greg: "Ugh... James. Am I right, people?
James: "What the FUCK did I do!?"
Ax: "James is in the back end of Roll20..."
James: "Just rootin' around like a gremlin. 'Heh heh! He'll never hit me!' Meanwhile Kevin's getting 31s on a d8."
Kevin: "That was a good one. The worst part was it almost exploded a fourth time."
James: "Hey ho fiddle deedee! You'll never roll a crit against me!"
Greg: "Oh, I can't wait two years til I get to quote that one... but anyway, I miss."
James: "You sure do. Fucker."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 13, 2018, 12:22:02 AM
James: "Mina, you have a visitor."
Kevin: "Nice to meet you. I'm Mr. The Ghost. Four score and seven years ago..."
James: "God dammit, stop that!"
Ax: "Four score and seven seconds ago, you took a bunch of bullets to the face."
Greg: "Join the club, kid!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 13, 2018, 08:42:51 PM
Gabe: "We talking 'killed my dog' angry, or 'slept with my wife' angry?"
Former Sheriff: "More like 'slept with my dog and killed my wife angry."
Gabe: "Now that's just unkind."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 17, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Kevin: "Gabe will proudly show his star to any pretty woman that walks by. And that's not a euphemism."

Hattie: "I'd rather not set foot in that bar. It smells like worm today."

James: "Who wants to go over to interrupt the festivities?"
Kevin: "Who wants to be Lord Party Wrecker?"
Greg: "Who wants to get booed out of a bar?"
James: "Wouldn't be the first time."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2018, 12:39:08 PM
 Josh: "Clem holds hands but kind of shittily."
Susan: "How do you hold hands shittily?!"
James: "Oh you can hold hands shittily in a number of ways!"
Kevin: "Guillaume falls down a flight of stairs."
James:"You're in a desert!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2018, 03:01:34 PM
Susan: "No noisy cricket. No noisy cricket. No noisy cricket."
Ax:"They're not going to give you a noisy cricket."
Clem: "Its an actual cricket in a cage. Very loud. It's actually a cicada."

Scientist: "Whatabout you little missy?"
Clem: "How did they know her name?"
Guillaume: "They're the agency. They know these things."
Gabe: "Its like if my name was Pal."
James: "Or god forbid, someone was named You."

Clem: "What if the real monster... is you?"
Greg: "And he slowwwly turns to face Mina."
James: "And then the camera."

Jame: "Papa Mackelhemmy's Old Fashioned Manitou Cracklins."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 18, 2018, 09:45:48 PM
Ax: "No one has ever been as American as you are right now."
James: "Flying around on a jetpack shooting two automatic pistols wildly into the air."


James: "That sounds like you get another advertisement for Papa Mackelhemmy's Demon Cracklins!"
Josh: "You know it's fresh because you can still smell the screams. Hear the screams. You can't smell screams. God dammit Josh."
Greg: "You do when you cook em right."
James: "Taste the flavor last known to Sodom and Gomorrah!"
Greg: "Come on down, try our new incu-bites!"
Josh: "Salted just right! Just like Lot's wife!"
Susan: "You all are the worst and I love you for it."
James: "Coupon for a free sodomy!"
All: "WHOA!"
Ax: "Whoa! Whoa!"
James: "I'm sorry. Sodom and Gomorrah."
Ax: "That escalated quickly!"
Greg: "I assumed it was a poorly chosen product name..."
Josh: "Could I get a Gommory instead?"
James: "Yea, can be traded in for a free Gommory."
Ax: "Is that one of those pig things from Jabba's palace?"
Josh: "Yea."
James: "People of Gomorrah! Gommorize each other!"
Greg: "Greeks! Go fetch Felacio! What do you mean 'he's busy?!"
Josh: "Gammorize? Where you get a flying turtle in your face?"
Ax: "Where every friday night is angel's night!"
James: "This just in! Papa Mackelhemmy's has gone bankrupt."
Josh: "He waved his unsexing stick most unsexily..."
James: "We'll probably never be hearing from Mackelhemmy ever again. Bad things happened."
Greg: "The lambs blood didn't go over so great."
James: "This character's gonna be a short-lived one!"
Susan: "It'll end up on the quotes page, no doubt."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 19, 2018, 11:39:59 AM
Greg: "Ze only thing stronge zen Guillaume: Guillaume!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on July 20, 2018, 11:04:07 PM
Missy: "How old are you, Toby?"
Toby: "I'm 16 years old!"
Missy: "Wowwww."
Toby: "I'm not four!"
Clem: "Yea. How's that 'wow?' Good job. You survived to... no wait. He didn't survive."
Guillaume: "I'm twice his age! Where's my trophy? And look at Gabriel."
Gabe: "What ABOUT me? I heard that!"

Missy: "How long have you been like this?"
Manitou: "To my perception, it was a faction of a blink of a-"
Missy: "How many HUMAN YEARS have you been harrowed?!"
Manitou: "How long is a human year?!"

Manitou: "I don't feel like answering this line of questioning."
Missy: "You have to tell me the truth."
Manitou: "I AM telling the truth!"

Clem: "Seriously! What the fuck? Pardon my French."
Guillaume: "Quoi?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 02, 2018, 02:52:18 PM
Guillaume: "I think he hurt less when he was alive."
James: "It might escape."
Gabe: "Yea and when he was alive he wasn't inside your gullet!"
Guillaume: "He was a lot bigger though! Oh my poor gullet..."
James: "What have you done to my gullet?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 03, 2018, 01:23:12 AM
James: "It's a kind of parasite that grows in your intestines called the Texas Tummy Twister. It's got a sort of sarlaac look to it, but in your guts."
Clem: "It's like... y'all ever see that movie Star Wars?"
Guillaume: "Yes, many times. Why?"

McShane: "There's a whole lot of nothin' in Texas."
Missy: "Don't let Texas hear you say that."
McShane: "They know it. They're proud of it. They've got more nothin' than any other state."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 06, 2018, 09:40:48 AM
Gabe: "Ahh, asbestos. Is there anything you can't do?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 06, 2018, 09:43:36 AM
Ax: "A tragedy in five acts!"
James: "Also known as National Lampoon's Family Vacation."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 06, 2018, 12:32:34 PM
James: "I like that you're asking this in a southern accent."
Josh: "I can't... listen..."
Kevin: "You can't just turn it off!"
Josh: "You start Clemin' and you don't stop Clemin'."
James: "Have the Mormons invented underwear yet?"
Greg: "Ya hit the ground Clemin?"
Josh: "It didn't make sense not to Clem for fun."
James: "I get it!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 10, 2018, 12:26:44 PM
Josh: "Oh no, it's a marijuana selkie. It's that bud!"
Susan: "I mean marijuana was a thing. We are near Mexico.."
Josh: "I know. It's that bud given life."
Ax: "You shall have curses upon you numbering 4 and 20."
Gabe: "I prefer softer stuff like cocaine myself."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 10, 2018, 12:30:37 PM
Josh: "Aw no. Oh no have we found Shit Narnia?!"
Greg: "WHAT?! Shit Narnia?!"
Josh: "Yea. Shit Narnia."
Kevin: "Oh sure. The real one's so great."
Greg: "The reverse one where only old people can see it?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 10, 2018, 12:35:15 PM
Josh: "General Shouting. I remember him from the war."

James: "That's the least decent exposure I've ever seen."

James: "They day to be yourself but what if yourself is terrible."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 10, 2018, 02:39:55 PM
James: "I am overjoyed that this was the session you talked about selkies the most in because I was planning this before the thing started."
Clem, horrified: "...what the hell is that thing?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 10, 2018, 02:43:45 PM
Clem: "I know all your weaknesses, selkie! Like bullets!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 13, 2018, 07:13:11 PM
Max: "Oh no! I thought I was getting kicked out for not partying enough!"

James: "I had a guy interrupt a conversation just to tell me it was pronounced Cinna-bon, not Cinna-bun. He cared SO much."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 14, 2018, 11:47:00 AM
Josh: "He had one job!"
Ax: "You can't tell him what to do, mom."
Josh: "I damn well can as long as he's living on my roof!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 14, 2018, 03:29:28 PM
Ax: "Oh I see what he's doing. What an asshole. I love him."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 20, 2018, 07:27:58 PM
Kevin: "Let's have a quick... 'This the DNU, and we endorse Gobblin'!"

Matt: "It's a good game. Goblin.house. Go to it."
Max: "Goblin house! Goblin house!"
Matt: "Gobblin'! Goblin.house..."
Max: "Goblin HOUUUUUSE!"

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2018, 12:40:58 PM
Missy: "I could always give him some hair if the dog that bit him."
James: "You mean MORE demons?"

James: "My cousin's an apocryphal. He follows around the circus."
Ax: "I've got family out in Apocryphal!"
Greg: "I served out in Apocryphal."
James: "This whole game's an apocryphal. Wait, I mean anachronism."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2018, 03:35:03 PM
Josh: "Could I wipe some grease on a cloth, like say this blindfold I stole, then ysebthat to slide down this rail like I'm doing a sick grind?"
James: "So... you're going to oil up a blindfold... and use it to surf down a train rail to a travers you don't know the location to."
Josh: "I assume..."
James: "Roll Nimbleness."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2018, 03:50:52 PM
McShane: "Why are y'all so down on saspirillas?"
Mina: "Because our line of work can be psychologically taxing and the inability of this country or government or religion or both to deliver us from this taxation is unpleasant."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 21, 2018, 03:58:19 PM
James: "There's a picture of a winking prospector giving the okay sign. Beneath it us the slogan 'It's bourbon adjacent!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 22, 2018, 04:42:01 PM
Travis: "Deal with me, internet!"

Matt: "I could write a story about how love is like a crockpot and it would probably lose a lot of things."
Travel s: "INTERNET!! It's time, internet!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 22, 2018, 08:21:15 PM
James: "There's  one vote for Will Wheton. GUESS who it is!?"
Max: "It's Will Wheton."

Kevin: "Did you figure out what to do about your bear-a-trooper problem?"
James: "That was a problem for the players to solve."

James: "They're supposed to be hang gliding into a mission, except that one of the players has a pet bear. This being 7th Sea, the obvious solution would be that the bear has its own hang glider."
Max: "It's a very well-trained bear. He's smarter than your average bear."

Matt: "One of the things at the end is like 'do we have some queer games we can represent?" and David is like 'Yea, I have this one here. My friend Matt here is working on a game called Gobblin'' and I'm like 'W-wha?"

Matt: "I guess the goblins don't have gender. They use 'he,' but he is short for 'hechplack' which is the goblin word for 'another goblin."

Charlotte: "I don't enjoy whiskey, but I do enjoy Gobblin'."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 22, 2018, 09:15:07 PM
James: "I played three games that varied from fine to good but I played one of those games that remind you why you're a GM."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2018, 01:10:30 PM
Travis: "Think of it this way: people wanna fuck their computers. That was that anime. In 2018 has that desire lessened or increased?"

Matt: "Detroit: Become Human is David Cage presents David Cage's latest masterpiece. David Cage cannot be stopped. He will not be stopped. Someone please stop him."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2018, 02:26:38 PM
Max: "I remember your suggestion, Kevin, of using it if someone asked me 'why do you understand alll the words we say but only say 7 or so words, just shrug and say 'Economics."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2018, 02:30:40 PM
Matt: "I know the one you said the most was 'Stupid meat!"
Max: "Honestly that describes a lot of situations in Gobblin'. Let's be real here."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2018, 03:24:24 PM
Max: "I do NOT enjoy goblin whiskey."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 23, 2018, 04:09:04 PM
Missy: "Thank you again. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Skullchucker: "They call me Buff Tom."
Missy: "Well thank you, Buff Tom. You have been a pleasure."
James: "I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I panicked right there."
Susan: "Oh we heard."
James: "Call me B-Buff... Tom."
Greg: "Call meeee Jimmyyyyy the Wrench."
Josh: "To be fair the first name that popped in my mind was Shcrampum, which is not a real name."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on August 24, 2018, 10:56:15 AM
James: "You have a budding relationship with a Skullchucker named Shcrampum. I hope you're happy."
Josh: "Oh I'm ecstatic!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 03, 2018, 10:47:24 AM
James: "Hang on, I'm getting a phone call. Hello? Uh huh. Charlie that sentence just got you nominated to play the new Rocky."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 03, 2018, 11:09:07 AM
Charlie: "What are spiders but the foxes of... sorry?"
Matt: "What?! Finish that sentence! I demand that you finish that sentence!"
James: "A spider's just a fox that can make a web!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 05, 2018, 01:36:29 PM
Susan: "Sorry, everyone. I took Purdy. I can seduce people, not automatons."
Josh: "You can't seduce robots, but you can seduce androids."
Kevin: "You wanna come interface?"
Susan: "EXCUSE me?!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 05, 2018, 03:10:28 PM
Kevin: "My keyboard is doing this really weird thing."
Josh: "Spiders keep coming out of it."
James: "It's chanting."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 06, 2018, 12:49:42 PM
Josh: "Fill my gun with deeeemons."
Ax: "You know, 20 years from now your gun is some evil artifact because it's been Winded so many times."
Josh: "Both of my guns. Chester and Jezebel."
Greg: "Historians believe this was the gun that killed Lincoln because it's full of fucking demons."
James: "Just like... chick full of that shit."
Greg: "Its like a guy with a microscope going 'Yup. That's demons."
James: "A noted Satanologist is known to have stated 'Whoa. Fuck!"

Ax: "You look down the sight and there's a devil there giving you a thumbs up."

Ax: "She runs up and grabs the barrel, which probably hurts because he just fired it."
Josh: "I mean... you could touch the buuuutt. You butt toucher."
Josh: "

Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 06, 2018, 02:32:47 PM
Susan: "Get in the robot, Guillaume!!"
Guillaume: "No, Papa! I will not!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 10, 2018, 12:59:00 PM
James: "You get the occasional devilbat."
Susan: "Awwww."
James: "They are not cute."
Susan: "They are to me!"
James: "They're twelve feet long with a Fear rating!"
Josh: "Then it's cuter! It's just more if it to love!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 10, 2018, 05:59:05 PM
Josh: "No deaths!?' Jesus Christ! I mean, Avison above!"
James: "Flying Jesus!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 11, 2018, 02:57:53 PM
*party is in Circle of Truth
Conrad: "Fir what it's worth, whatever our differences, I still care deeply about what happens to each and every one of you. And I will do everything in my power to protect you."
Grimhilde: "None if us know if you resisted."
Josh: "Grimhilde smiles as she says this which is kind of a weird thing."
Conrad: "I suppose you don't. Then I'll show you."
Grimhilde: "Don't... don't you fuckin..."
Alyria: "Group hug."
Grimhilde: "Nope."
Conrad: "Bring it in."
Josh: "Grimhilde brings out a grappling hook that you didn't know she had and she goes up in the rafters."
James: "I think my Zobe of Truth reaches up there but I think that's all the truth we need."
Grimhilde: "I secretly want to be part of this hug but I'm not going to!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 17, 2018, 11:22:22 AM
James: "Sinbad! The sexy wizard!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 17, 2018, 02:36:23 PM
Susan: "If you had Pious, you would have quoted Bible verses back at him and he'd give you stuff."
James: "Oh he's one of those Bible wizards."
Max: "My new role playing system! Bible Wizards!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 17, 2018, 07:49:38 PM
Max: "You can search for 'a fight?' HELL yea!"

Max, on Gobblin': "You get into all these situations that regular characters would never get into, which is great."

Tome: "In the name of our people, we need to yell into a shouty boy."

Tome: "It'll be full of violence, gold and chickens."

Chief Hoops: "I am the authority on this sort of thing!"
Stinkknife: "A ghost is not a sport!"
Chief Hoops: "How do you know a ghost isn't a sport!?"

Matt: "You find more bricks! MORE bricks! All for Tome!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2018, 12:34:51 PM
Guillaume: "By the way, you owe me a bottle of whiskey. ...in a DRY TOWN, I now realize!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2018, 12:52:07 PM
Kevin: "The gun-hat's Malfunctions are the best...@

Gabe: "You don't want to know about the flapjack disaster of Colorado Sprimgs."
Guillaume: "Now I can't not! What are you talking about?"
Gabe: "Nine men and a pancake. And one dog. But the dog turned out okay."

James: "The great flapjackstrophe."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2018, 02:32:35 PM
Mina: "The world seems to stand still when he brays about his open chest wounds."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2018, 02:47:44 PM
Sitgreaves: "It requires you to acknowledge them as magical but fact."
Clem: "Ha! Magical butt fact."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 27, 2018, 03:39:51 PM
Clem: "Clem don't cheat! ...unless Clem gets caught."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 28, 2018, 12:30:26 PM
Clem: "If I give that man money, I'll lose all Gabe's respect, which is worth a lot more to me than a gun!"
James: "I've talked to this man gives if times!"
Kevin: "I've known this man for weeks! Days! Days even!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 28, 2018, 01:25:32 PM
Josh: "You got to know when to hold em and when to Shcrampum."

Josh: "They don't have flapjacks. They have flip jims."
Ax: "Or johnny cakes."
Josh: "Yo! It's me! Johnny Cakes!"
Greg: "Ya want my cakes?!"
James: "In the fancy part of town they have flipped Jameses."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 29, 2018, 08:35:07 PM
Matt: "People who don't like mayonnaise suck!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on September 29, 2018, 08:40:29 PM
Kevin: "I WISH I owned a farm overrun by monsters."
Susan: "Do you know how simple my life would be if all I had to worry about was farming and monsters?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 02, 2018, 12:43:03 PM
Faustus: "Lost souls of Stensia! Tonight you walk!"

Max: "So, Grove, what do you do as this sets up? As the bolt leaves a slight red trail and one of the vampires is punched hard enough by one if the automatons to go flying into the air?"
Josh: "This is so siiiick."

Susan: "No, Josh. They left an anti-Grimhilde trap."
Josh: "If they were smart, you would have."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 02, 2018, 02:16:32 PM
Josh: "Vampires don't have skeletons or they'd be too strong!"

James: "He just opens his mouth and a skeleton jumps out."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 02, 2018, 02:48:05 PM
James: "There is a tiny chimney in the middle of this map."
Susan: "I'll turn into a bat and fly down it and kill Stefan..."
James: "Annnd into the fire."
Susan: "Dangit!"
Max: "Get hit by the chimney sweep vampire."
James: "Blah!"
Max:  "Blah and all that, guv!"
James: "I'll clean your chimneys, I will I will!"
Max: "I'll clean your chimney and your clock!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Clockwurke Bear on October 07, 2018, 08:32:42 PM
Matt: "Crystal from Starfox is the chicken nuggets of furry porn."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: Capman on October 08, 2018, 03:21:27 PM
Matt: "Crystal from Starfox is the chicken nuggets of furry porn."

PROVE ME WRONG, INTERNET
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 10, 2018, 06:23:39 PM
Tome: "My gender is terrified."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 10:21:15 AM
James: "Actually you'd get Area Knowledge: Junkyard. Junkyard and Salt Lake City are technically two different areas."
Ax: "Are you sure John Wick didn't write this one?"
James: "Dammit, Ax. I put up with this in 7th Sea but not in Deadlands too!"

James: "Let game have the French press.
'Hey, Henri!"
Josh: "He just punches it."
Ax: "The French press is just Guillaume."
James: "The French-Canadian press."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 10:28:49 AM
Gabe: "Tell me what action it is first. What exactly IS Skullchucker?"
Clem: "Wow. You're a coward, huh?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 12:31:52 PM
Greg: "What parts of him are robotic anyway?"
James: "One arm and one leg. Which is unusual around here."
Josh: "That's how he does his patented Shcrampum Special."
Greg: "The Shcrampum Shuffle?!"

Gabe: "Technically he's 60 to 70% gentleman."

Shcrampum: "So you're going to fool the betting crowd by using a stolen cane?"
Gabe: "Yes."
Shcrampum: "While wearing a jet pack?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 12:41:48 PM
Shcrampum: "The team's called The Junkyard Dawgs. Spelled d a w g."
Guillaume: "Ohhhh. ... I think that's the wrong way to spell it. Anyone? Back me up on this?"
Clem: "No that sounds right to me."

Guillaume: "Zerr we go! Now we have some variety on ze team! Zeywon't know what hit zem... but it will be a pipe."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 02:33:57 PM
Guillaume: "We are playing Skullchuckers!"
Missy: "I..."
Susan: "Looks to Mina, because this is the responsibie adult in this room."
*group breaks into laughter
Missy: "I mean put if everyone you're the one person I trust."
Guillaume: "Really!?"
Clem: "That's messed up."
Missy: "I get the things that you do but Mina's the one I trust to rescue me out of a castle kind of thing."
Mina: *uproarious laughter
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 02:43:15 PM
James: "Shcrampum dings a little bell that's by the side if the door as he goes in and an old man hobbles out."
Old Man: "I told you NEVER to ring that bell!!! I told you, specifically YOU, never to ring that bell!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 02:54:06 PM
Shopkeep: "You look like champions. Put that in a Wheaties box."
Susan: "I'm pretty sure that type of cereal is only given to prisoners to stop masturbation."
James: "No, it still fits..."
Greg: "Wait, I missed that. What quote would go on the box?"
Ax: "He means putting us on the box will prevent masturbation."
Greg: "Ohh! Just Guillaume giving a thumbs up."
James: "While wrapped in dry worm leather."
Greg: "Going 'Not today!"
James: "Not today, Satan!"
Greg: "Tempt me not with your fat bearded Frenchman."

Clem: "Hear you chucklin when I feed you your own briefcase."
Passerby: "I'll have you know my briefcase is delicious."
Clem: "Oh. This intrigues me. Do you have a business card?"
Passerby: "Yes. They are also edible."
Clem: "May I have TWO of your business cards?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 11, 2018, 07:12:45 PM
Greg: "They'll put you in the penalty box for killing someone... which is just prison, now that I think about it."

Worthington: "I know a Harvard boy when I see one."
Gabe: "Go Crimson."
Worthington: "I think I am." *wipes a bloody nose

Announcer: "HE! COULD! GO! ALL! THE! WAYYYY!"
Greg: "Nope. He's dead. Nevermind."
James: "He did NOT go all the way."

Mina: "A little rotgut would actually help your breath."
Big Papa: "It would help with your looks!"

Announcer: "He's completely mute so we don't know his exact name! We're told he hates the one we gave him!"

Josh: "That's Shcrampum's other nickname."
Ax: "The King of Clubs?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 12, 2018, 02:12:31 PM
James: "Pick your favorite low blow."

James: "You take 0 Wind. What miracle does this?"
Susan: "Scandinavian spin-dancing?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 15, 2018, 02:46:09 PM
Travis: "Cuz kids is stupid! Me especially! I was stupid even as an adult!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 16, 2018, 05:10:11 PM
Josh: "By 'be a man' I mean 'make a poor decision."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 17, 2018, 10:16:51 AM
Josh: "Is it Disintegrate?"
Max: "Its not Disintegrate."
Josh: "It's just Disinte-Okay?"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 24, 2018, 03:28:58 PM
Ax: "Yea! More like Dad Lands! Jesus!"
Greg: "I'd play that rpg."
James: "Who wants to play DadLands? Bonus AC for socks and sandals."
Kevin: "Wait is this like Dream Daddy simulator?"
Susan: "Can I buy a Harley for my midlife crisis?"
Greg: "I AM Husky..."
Kevin: "Its Dream Daddy but everyone's wearing leather with guns and stuff."
James: "No! No leather daddies!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 25, 2018, 01:58:46 AM
Kevin: "The only thing of note i see is a knife and a spoon in the hat picture."
Greg: "I see you're played Knifey Spoony before!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 26, 2018, 04:07:51 PM
James: "I will NOT let you game magic, even though that is exactly what brings huckster is."

Josh: "Clem knows what this is... it's a beef selkie."
Greg: "They wear cow skins and turn into your wife or something."
Josh: "Exactly. Word for word. Wear cow skins and turn into your wife."
Ax: "And if you steal their leather jacket they'll marry you."

Greg: "You'll have to get past a couple of Eds to get to em."
Ax: "The Agemcy has Eds of its own..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 29, 2018, 12:27:04 PM
Stark: "So is there anyone of you left that needs convincing?"
Clem: "Hey it's me Clem. I'm back with the corpse. Already left, got it, came back."
Guillaume: "Its got little wheels and everything. That's wonderful."
Clem: "Y'all guys were just talking so much..."
Greg: "Just tied Gabe's backpack to it and shot it back here."
Ax: "And Iiiii ordered Chinese."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 29, 2018, 12:41:12 PM
Ax: "Oh... I knew I'd draw you eventually, little buddy."
James: "Aww no! It's time?"
Ax: "See, my deck came with a Joker and a guarantee, so I drew horns and a little sad face on it."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on October 30, 2018, 12:26:55 PM
Ax: "He's getting a pirate shirt RIGHT at this moment."
Josh: "He's like 'I like this one. Can you make it floofier?"
Susan: "Just right around here at the sleeves."
Ax: "I want to not be able to walk out of a door properly."
Susan: "But I want it real right at treasure
Josh: "In warm weather I want to float away. Also twice the ruffles!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 07, 2018, 04:23:34 PM
Matt: "That's the thing I learned about America: we're the only country with monster-free lakes."

Olaf: "Goblin, no."
Dusty: "Goblin yes!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 07, 2018, 06:21:12 PM
Max: "Goblhns: the true communists."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 11, 2018, 06:12:39 PM
Tome: "In two parts, I roll to find out if the trout are insecure.
Matt: "Okay."
Tome: "It's a 13, so probably. I'm going to insult my way across."
*round of applause*
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 11, 2018, 06:33:14 PM
Max: "You found a Stardrop. It's strange, but it's taste reminds you of ESPORTS!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 12, 2018, 03:41:17 PM
Matt: "The bricks break your fall."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 02:28:08 PM
Josh: "Oh god. How do you roll dice?"
Greg: "Slash roll space blank-d-blank, exclamation exclamation k1."
Kevin: "Yep."
James: "I liked the blankety blank part."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 03:26:09 PM
Kevin: "Why are there ten things?"
Susan: "And what ARE those things?"
James: "I think you've miscounted, Kevin. There are ten. You're right."

James: "Its like Alex's guy from that fucking Fallout game. I'm a trader. I sneak up in ya and I TRADE ya!"
Greg: "That's the only thing I know about that game."
James: "That's about it. That's the notable thing."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 04:51:14 PM
*Guillaume draws his axe
Rockwell: "Really?"
Guillaume: "Much, MUCH bigger than you have tried."

Rockwell: "Now that just ain't sportsmanlike."
Gabe: "Neither is hiding in a barn!"
Rockwell: "Its a Chapel!"
Gabe: "Then shame on you!"
Guillaume: "NOTHING sporting will kill Guillaume Olivier!!"
Rockwell: "LOOK at this nonsense!!"

James: "Lot of people see it as scary. The church sees it as vaguely herectical."
Ax: "Consorting with the devil. Because they're not wrong."
James: "Because it isn't NOT."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 06:04:10 PM
Kevin: "That's the best 6 ever seen."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 06:18:41 PM
Gash: "I take it this man meant a lot to you."
Gabe: "Yea. I think he was the only sane one of us."
Mina: "I take some umbridge to that
Clem: "I mean, I liked him a lot but... mm."

Kevin: "Shesan average medium."
Greg: "At large."
Josh: "That doesn't..."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 06:27:53 PM
Stark: "I'll need you to strap that to something very, very secure."
Josh: "Strap it to Guillaume."

James, singing: "Corpse with a jet paaaack savin' the daaaay!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 06:36:57 PM
James: "When I die i want my body to be put to work solving crimes."
Kevin: "Wait I need to go write a will. I want a jet pack and I want it to solve crimes."
Greg: "To myself I leave my jet pack."
Josh: "To the world I leave my corpse. Corpse with a jet pack!!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 13, 2018, 06:49:08 PM
Max: "Stilts is just chewing his meat and spitting out shrapnel like watermelon seeds."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 15, 2018, 04:39:33 PM
Travis: "You are making me desperate to eat some ribs."
Matt: "Ribs are made of pork."
Travis: "You can get beef ribs."
Matt: "This changes everything."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2018, 09:36:18 AM
Kevin: "We have more hours tgan then. One of many ways we're better than Matt Groening."

James: "I am an ugly bastard underneath this armor."
Max: "I will fight you for that title!"

Inquisitor Ulysses: "I should warn you all that when you join my unit, you take on a debit: 100 xenos hides."
Matt: "God dammit..."
*laughter
Max: "You mother fucker!"
Matt: "Fuck you..."
Max: "You horrible piece of shit. I will find you! I hate you!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2018, 12:48:53 PM
Danielle: "Check outthese guns. They help me carry these guns."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on November 20, 2018, 02:42:01 PM
Kevin: "I love you all like my own children. I sent them to die too."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 05, 2018, 03:29:15 PM
Security Goblin: “You have desecrated the sanctity if Cabelas!”
Stilts the Wooly: “Maybe!”

Belp: “Plant AND meat! That’s all the food groups!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 05, 2018, 03:34:34 PM
Matt: “Dusty realizes that actions speak louder than words and guns are louder than actions.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 07, 2018, 12:46:18 PM
Stilts: “Stupid stupid run!”
Matt: “As Stilts yells words (?) of encouragement (?) stop panicking as you realize he’s right: running IS stupid.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 10, 2018, 08:03:08 PM
Kevin: "I don't know how that came about. Oysters are the least sexy thing I could think of."
Matt: "They're an aphrodesiac."
Max: "Yea, it's the actual chemical compounds in them."
Susan: "And they kind of look like vaginas if you squint."
Max: "I don't think that's a thing."
Matt: "So's a ham sandwich."
Kevin: "That's a hell of a squint."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 14, 2018, 02:18:16 PM
Fizzler: “You know classic Star Trek where Kirk defeats the computer by figuring out some contradiction deep within its programming? We’re just going to confuse the fuck out of this one until it explodes.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 15, 2018, 09:11:35 PM
Matt: "This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the mayonaisse house.
Kevin: "I want to get OFF the mayonnaise house!"
Matt: "You cannot get off the mayonnaise house!"
Max: "Mr Bones' wild mayonnaise."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 15, 2018, 09:35:24 PM
Max: "You're damn right! Everything is better than stone! Especially me!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 18, 2018, 12:38:47 PM
Ray: “Okay! Are thee any fathers’ sons or fathers’ daughters or fathers’ non-descript, non-gendered children?”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 19, 2018, 03:15:44 PM
James: “One of many podcasts where we all pretend to wear pants.”
Kevin: “Who’s pretending?”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 19, 2018, 03:24:07 PM
Guillaume: “Did I die? Like actually die?”
Gabe: “Yea.”
Missy:”A little bit...”
Doctor: “Very much so.”
Clem: “That was not a little bit.”
Missy: “He wasn’t dead long.”
Clem: “He was real dead though.”
Guillaume: “I killed the other man too though, right?”
Missy: “Yes.”
Guillaume: “Hey! Net gain, right?! Guillaume will never die (again)!”

James: “I want to famous people to death.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 19, 2018, 03:29:58 PM
Clem: “That seems a very you thing to do. Just takes man’s meat and eat it while making unbroken eye contact.”

Guillaume: “YOU!
Missy: “What!?”
Guillaume:”You told me there was no demon in my brain! I asked you directly and you told me no!”
Clem: “Yea but I told you there was.”
Guillaume: “See? At least Clem is honest with me!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 20, 2018, 12:52:21 PM
Ray: “Weed For Cats was not good for money...”
Chris: “It was fucking fantastic for cats!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 27, 2018, 07:23:53 PM
Gabe: "I think a surgical strike is probably our better bet."
Mina: "But where?"
Gabe: "Hellstrome Tower... what are we assaulting?"
Stark: "You made that up!"
Clem: "So where does Hellstrome live?"
Stark: "He lives in Hellstrome tower."
Gabe: "If there's a tower there, I'm coming back for you."

Engineer1: "So, Finnius, I theorize that certain rocks project a form of field that is harmful to living tissue."
Engineer2: "Ridiculous!"
Clem: "They're particles!"
Engineer1: "Well I say it's a wave!"
Engineer2: "I say it's both a wave AND a particle!"
Clem: "No, that's light!"
Engineer3: "Henry Radiation, you shut your mouth!"
James: "Henry Jahosaphoat Radiation! You go home!"

McShane: "I have it in my contract that I'm not supposed to ask where the blood came from."

Josh: "I feel like I wouldn't be playing Clem if I didn't constantly ask for more money."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 28, 2018, 08:52:31 AM
Arin: “Here are some names we turned down: Christmas Slam Is Here... Baby, It’s Wrestling Outside!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on December 28, 2018, 02:57:50 PM
Arin: “You’d think they’d teach basic bike safety in school these days.”
Greg: “For a man who defends the world from galactic threats would have access to this information.”
Devastator: “WHAT IS THIS VEHICLE!?”
Greg: “Nevermind!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 08, 2019, 06:52:20 PM
Kevin: "What if it's a smaller goblin holding a smaller gun?"
Matt: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Greg: "And HIS little friend!
Matt: Never talk to me or my son again.
Greg: "No, have a Small Gun that is 'a goblin with a gun.' There's a lot of ways to go with this and I'm ok with all of them."

Boomboom: "Oi, Nerdo! You get down here! Cuz it's 33 percent... 33 percent Caution, it's 33 percent Boomboom, and 33 percent Nerdo! But that doesn't matter, because when it comes in, it's 66 percent Boomboom, and that's like a hundred... that's a lot of percent!"
Greg: "This is the guy who doesn't know what a clock is!"
Nerdo: "But what's the other 1 percent?"
TD Greg: "Murder, of course."
Boomboom: "The other 1 percent is the rich."
Nerdo: "I hate the rich!"
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 14, 2019, 04:36:16 PM
Kevin: “He wields the ancient cursed replica katana, The Muscle Money.”

Greg: “It’s a grim, dark world where the goblins are peeing on the ashes.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 18, 2019, 03:43:51 PM
Ax: “I pull a gun on the Missy who’s outside the glass with us.”
Josh: “I pull a gun on both of them. I don’t have that many guns...”
Kevin: “Gabe has two guns! He’ll point a gun at both of em.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 20, 2019, 02:27:22 PM
Max: "They're my favorite! I hate em a lot!"
Susan: "I'm glad I showed you. I guess."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 12:33:58 PM
Kevin: “Oh god it’s only 45 caliber bullets. They plink off your armor.”
James: “What do you mean? 45 is pretty big. Wait! POINT 45!?”

James: “I’m learning a lot about Clem this session. Josh, I think you are too.”

Clem: “You guys hate ethics, right?”

Kevin: “Fine, the pilot’s name is Jareth.”
Matt: “Our ship only has one anti-air weapon and it launches Jareth.”
James: “This is Major Tom to space marines...”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 12:37:37 PM
*Tech marine rams down a door
James, dryly: “Knock knock. Open up the door. It’s real.”
Matt: “Tech’s gonna give it to ya!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 12:39:53 PM
James: “If I do that a second round I gain a point of Fatigue. If I do that for four rounds I enter the Speed Force.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 03:06:58 PM
Danielle: “I think they hate the word. They hate hell in all its capulates. No Montigues.”
Kevin: “Please don’t be our Travis.”
Ax: “Whoaaa! Harsh words.”
Max: “As Travis looks up from a country away.”
Kevin: “I heard my name...”
Ax: “No, don’t say it.”
Matt: “His name is a killing word.”
James: “Iiiits showtime!”
Kevin: “I have to try... Traaaavis?”
James: “Woof!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 03:14:21 PM
Max: “My favorite movie: Mad Max: Fury Woed.”
James: “Mad Max: Fury Woed.”
Max: “I just made that joke! Jesus Christ!”
James: “Are you mad, Max?”

James: “I just wanted to see who got quoted for it. I have a theory.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on January 22, 2019, 06:37:29 PM
Kevin: “Any more quote bait for Greg?”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 05, 2019, 01:50:57 AM
Kevin: "Guillaume needs this. He can't be brave if he's not scared."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 06, 2019, 07:34:44 PM
*talking of MBMBAM*
Matt: "I remember when we had an ad on their show and we had 400 episodes and they said 'I feel like if we have 400 episodes, we've done something wrong with our lives."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 10, 2019, 12:50:55 PM
Max: "Don't stick your penis in weird places. Lesson over."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 15, 2019, 03:30:09 PM
Josh: “How does Skeedadlin’ work?”
James: “Vamoosin’ you mean?”
Josh: “Yesss...”
Ax: “Son of a bitch!”
James: “It’s important to use the right terminology, Ax!”

Greg: “I haven’t killed a robot in like... a DAY!”

Greg: “I hear a demon scream like a girl inside my head as a bullet comes too close.”
Kevin: “Not the brain! That’s where I live!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 15, 2019, 03:50:24 PM
James: “We are not talking about ‘whale boning’ in this chat!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 19, 2019, 01:37:30 AM
Max: "50% battle, 100% lesbian."
Kevin: "Also another 50% battle."
Matt: "100% tits and ambition."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 19, 2019, 02:15:57 PM
James: “You cannot Bluff them into thinking you can sing this music.”
Josh: “Can I roll to Bluff myself...?”
James: “No! That’s stupid!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 19, 2019, 02:21:22 PM
Josh: “My name’s Ax and I hate doin’ well at randomized games.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 19, 2019, 02:36:24 PM
Greg: “Guillaume will touch his face, see the blood, the eyes will go all black again and he’s going to make a noise like a grizzly bear.”
James: “Mehh!”
Josh: “Yep... that’s a grizzly bear alright.”
Susan: “Rawwwlawwl.”
James: “Rowwr?”
Greg: “Yes. Like a newborn grizzly.”
James: “Eyyy Booboo!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 19, 2019, 06:58:46 PM
Max: "I'm not legally required to tell you if I'm a siren. I'm legally required to tell you if I turn on a siren because then I'm a cop."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on February 26, 2019, 03:43:36 PM
Guillaume: “Clem!”
Kevin: “It’s up to you!”
Guillaume: “It’s up to you! YOU are the Guillaume now!”
James: “You are new Guillaume!?”
Guillaume: “You are ze man of ze house now! Zis is your cabin! Treat it as your own! ...but not in fire! ...also, save me.”
Kane’s: “Be good without me! Also save me!”

James: “They’re not your lackeys! One of them is THE PRESIDENT!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 05, 2019, 03:08:33 PM
Danielle: “You’re not my real dad.”
James: “I’m not your fake dad either!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 05, 2019, 10:51:38 PM
Max: "FBI: arrest me. I did a fuck. You wont."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 06, 2019, 09:01:53 AM
James: “Bathe me in purifying flames!”
Danielle: “Later.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 11, 2019, 12:55:15 PM
Greg: “Guillaume’s sitting there slowly growing his meat back.”
James: “Aughh! Why’d you have to put it like that!?”
Kevin: “Add that to the list of terrible euphemisms.”
Greg: “Greg, please don’t quote me on that!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 11, 2019, 01:01:20 PM
Ax: “Ah the Mormon standoff. Where each paticipant’s allowed to have five guns.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 11, 2019, 04:00:25 PM
Kevin: “Gabe’s mouth breaks into a maximum smile.”
Guillaume: “Good news? What? What?”
Greg: “He looks over his shoulder and then can’t read so he keeps asking.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 13, 2019, 03:34:52 PM
Greg: “Am armored raccoon skin hat.”
Kevin: “That is the most expensive fur hat ever made.”
Smith: “We actually made that from an armored raccoon.”
Josh: “Shortly before it was killed by a solid snake.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 18, 2019, 08:48:17 AM
Josh: “If they weren’t trying to summon hell on earth I’d say we’re the bad guys. We are, but we’re not the worst guys.”

Janes: “Madman,’ he said from his ghost jet pack.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 19, 2019, 12:49:55 PM
Janes: “As Roboute Guilliman used to say, ‘I’m Rick James.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 20, 2019, 03:51:06 PM
James: “I don’t know what the name of the guy with the neon beard, but I’ve named him Funkle Sam.”

Ax: “It’s more about ancestor worship.”
James: “Thank you, emperor dad!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 20, 2019, 06:08:51 PM
James: “Are there any questions about the campaign?”
Josh: “Why was it so much fun?!”

James: “He specifically doesn’t have a stat block because then players would kill him. I statted him and you killed him.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on March 27, 2019, 06:32:30 PM
Nerdo: “looks like the refrigerator was running... after all!”
Greg: “Do we get the sunglasses?”
Kevin: “Yea he lowers the sunglasses to show his second pair of smaller sunglasses.”

Nerdo: “I’ve driven one of these before. I call the handlebars.”
Boom boom: “I call the clutch.”
Caution: “I’ll stand on the back to balance it out.”
Kevin: “Thats the bigth seat!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 02, 2019, 02:17:42 PM
Kevin: “Today I bruised my leg by bumping into a tray table.”
James: “Veneer if confidence, Kevin!”
Kevin: “I thought the emphasis was on veneer. I’m trying to keep it razor thin.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 02, 2019, 06:03:46 PM
James: “The smell of alcohol and white scrubs.”
Max: “Thats is. A bunch of white scrubs.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 16, 2019, 02:34:00 PM
Matt: “The ‘joke’ was Michael Bay.”
Danielle: “You just summed up living with the Colmars in one sentence.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 17, 2019, 01:31:21 PM
Ax: “Oh Khorne’s balls, what is that?”
Kevin: “By Khorne’s massive brass balls.”
Matt: “That reminds me of my favorite swear from the books. Just an imperial guard going ‘By the Emporer’s hot balls!”
Max: “That’s just how I pictured them. Majesticles.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 17, 2019, 02:50:26 PM
Kevin: “It’s too small for you to wear a hat, but it’s big enough for Pyramid Head to wear as a hat.”
James: “Why are those your first and second units of measurement?!”
Matt: “It gave me the best impression of how big it was!”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 18, 2019, 06:37:59 PM
Matt: “Rehardless of how locked the door is, Boomboom kicks it open.”
Kevin: “Nerdi kicks it closed.”

Boomboom: “Ugh. This tastes like tar. And sadnesss.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 18, 2019, 06:42:40 PM
Boomboom: “Oi! I had my balls blasted once!”
Matt: “He just walks inside. There is no ending to that.”
Nerdo: “That’s alright. Helmets take more lives than they save.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on April 30, 2019, 03:30:15 PM
James : “It’s ‘popping and melting his eyes like super-heated eggs.”
Danielle: “Is it weird that now I want eggs?”
Janes: “Yes.”
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 07, 2019, 11:29:10 PM
Greg: "How much do you think a guard gets to do at a Pocky factory? He's just killing time. ...and witnesses."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 20, 2019, 11:37:46 PM
Me: "I'm the first mate AND the captain!"
James: "You're first mate on your own ship? That's some self esteem issues."
Me: "Yeaaa she's got that."
Title: Re: Drunken Quotes thread
Post by: luffy316 on May 21, 2019, 09:48:07 PM
Matt: "Susan sent me a text saying any and all squelching noises you heard was me putting on hand lotion. By the way, James was worried."

Kevin: "You have a degree in Space Marine medicine."
Matt: "The hazing it ridiculous."
James: "Eat this volcano."

Kevin: "His power axe can't malfunction."
Matt: "He lists his grip and drops it axe first so it sinks into the earth until it hits the center of the planet."
Ax: "Then his space marine pants fall down and we all laugh at him."