Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I should ask James what a dire pug would look like. Speaking of James and pugs, I made my first clear on Death Road To Canada. My final party consisted of James, but it was reverse James because I sent him through a portal."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I will always maintain that Metal Gear Rising is the game that Shadow the Hedgehog should have been."
Max: "Oh my god! You're right though!"
Charlie: "Cuz it's all about being badass and antihero and swords and going fast."

[luffy316]

Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."

[luffy316]

Medic:"No,no. It's so you don't strain yourself and tear something open."
First: "Yeaaaa! I'm real good at tearing stuff!"
Medic: "No! Not like somebody else!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "Why are we going to Flavor Town?"
Charlie: "What?!"
Matt: "Why is there a Guy Fieri with a shaved head in there?"
Charlie: "THAT'S BAM BAM BIGALO!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "What even is Slimer?"
Charlie: "A narc. He's a traitor to his kind."

[luffy316]

Matt: "No Holds Barred made wrestling make sense to me."
Charlie: "Wait, what?"
Matt: "I mean the phrase 'no holds barred.' Because no holds are being barred."
Charlie: "Ohhhh yeaaaa."

[luffy316]

Max: "I'll accept one manga, please. I'll take your spiciest manga, hot off the presses. Covered in fine manga juice."

[luffy316]

Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."

[Juju-Monster-Man]

Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."

Hello yes, I am a wordsmith with the power to butcher intricate concepts with profanity and idiocracy. I'll be here all week.

[luffy316]

And as a Writing major working on several books, I will sometimes communicate in little more than Wario noises. It's fun to destroy English once in a while

[luffy316]

Matt: "Sword bitched be DAMNED!"

[QueenAelin]

Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."

Elyria is this wonderful mix of socially very aware and times when she just lets words leave her mouth with no filter.  This was exhaustion "i'm done with this shit" Elyria who yes gets put through crap at times.

[luffy316]

James: "Theresa a bunch of orks coming up going 'Sneak attack! Sneak attack!"
Ax: "You don't see anything. There's these like... some refuse from the fence. Purple tarp, almost."
*Max laughing
James: "Wait a minute..."

[luffy316]

James: "Grab a pack of wizard food and slam it!"