Drunken Quotes thread

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James: "The signature says 'Is no holy, is no Blinski."

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Kevin: "These are the day fuckers. They're here to fuck your day."
James: "Foghter of the night fucker."
Max: "Please, they are equal opportunity fuckers."

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Ax: "I've been skinner boxed into doing puzzles like these for years."
James: "This is why Dungeons and Dragons is evil..."

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Matt: "MY favorite thing on the Space Marine chapter generator is you can roll the Brothers Brothers."
Max: "Just twooooo brothers."

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Fort: "What kinda stuff should I be gettin'?"
Otho: "Just grab everything that you're not normally allowed to touch."
Fort: "Heh... eeeeheeheeheeee!"

James: "You can take Hatred: Tech Priest and get +10 to your Weapons Skill against them. Not your Ballistics Skill, though."
Max "Right, because you just want to punch em."
Ax: "Yup. It's because you hate them so much that you don't just want to kill em. You want to get your hands around their throats and just squeeze until the beeping stops."
Kevin: "I just imagine you start to strangle a tech priest and he just stands there waiting."

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Charlie: "I just remembered that episode of Rugrats where Stu got Fred Flintstoned into thinking he was a baby. And therefore could talk to babies."
Matt: "What?!"

Charlie: "I like that I said 'Fred Flintstoned' and you knew what I meant."

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Matt: "There's also several points where it says that it's never specified why Pelzwick is in a wheelchair, but it's implied to also be why his mom isn't around."
Charlie: "Wow. I think that's also the same reason that Patty Mayonnaise's dad is in a wheelchair."
Matt: "An unfortunate collision of the Doug-verses."

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Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."

[crazon]

Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."

Perhaps I'll just send him a "totes-not-Cursed" video file of that. Save on postage.

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Max: "Fort is just hunched over, muttering the dumbed down prayers to the emporer that they taught the ogryn. 'I promise to be real good and not screw anything up. I swear."

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James: "He's currently on fire. 'I'm willing to consider your proposal."

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Faust: "It can't be an embarrassment if we never speak of it again."

James: "If I lick it, perhaps I can understand it."

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James: "Is there a maid skeleton that comes through with a feather duster?"
Max: "No, no, that's not til you get to Not Castle Ravenloft slash not Castlevania."
Travis: "That one has a vacuum cleaner though."
Max: "No, no. That's the king fu one."
James: "You're thinking of Luigi's Mansion."

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Josh: "I saw him throw a knife through a man's neck once. I'm okay with him!"
James: "I once saw him throw a baseball. It blew up a bird."

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Josh: "I just wanted to get our stories straight."
Kevin: "What's wrong with our story?"
James: "Is it straight enough?"