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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #405 on: January 17, 2018, 06:52:10 PM »
Charlie: "I should ask James what a dire pug would look like. Speaking of James and pugs, I made my first clear on Death Road To Canada. My final party consisted of James, but it was reverse James because I sent him through a portal."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #406 on: January 17, 2018, 11:01:32 PM »
Charlie: "I will always maintain that Metal Gear Rising is the game that Shadow the Hedgehog should have been."
Max: "Oh my god! You're right though!"
Charlie: "Cuz it's all about being badass and antihero and swords and going fast."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #407 on: January 23, 2018, 12:39:47 PM »
Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #408 on: January 26, 2018, 02:19:19 PM »
Medic:"No,no. It's so you don't strain yourself and tear something open."
First: "Yeaaaa! I'm real good at tearing stuff!"
Medic: "No! Not like somebody else!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #409 on: January 29, 2018, 10:21:42 PM »
Matt: "Why are we going to Flavor Town?"
Charlie: "What?!"
Matt: "Why is there a Guy Fieri with a shaved head in there?"
Charlie: "THAT'S BAM BAM BIGALO!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #410 on: January 30, 2018, 12:43:41 AM »
Matt: "What even is Slimer?"
Charlie: "A narc. He's a traitor to his kind."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #411 on: January 30, 2018, 07:00:36 PM »
Matt: "No Holds Barred made wrestling make sense to me."
Charlie: "Wait, what?"
Matt: "I mean the phrase 'no holds barred.' Because no holds are being barred."
Charlie: "Ohhhh yeaaaa."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #412 on: January 30, 2018, 10:28:33 PM »
Max: "I'll accept one manga, please. I'll take your spiciest manga, hot off the presses. Covered in fine manga juice."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #413 on: February 01, 2018, 12:47:47 AM »
Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #414 on: February 01, 2018, 09:13:39 PM »
Travis: "You can't say 'I'll never forgive you,' because it doesn't carry over in the translation.The closest one we can think of that I explained as the most ridiculous one I explained to Matt was phrased 'I summon up Satan, give him my soul so I can buttfuck you to death and for the rest of eternity."

Hello yes, I am a wordsmith with the power to butcher intricate concepts with profanity and idiocracy. I'll be here all week.

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #415 on: February 03, 2018, 10:26:35 AM »
And as a Writing major working on several books, I will sometimes communicate in little more than Wario noises. It's fun to destroy English once in a while
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #416 on: February 05, 2018, 10:12:37 PM »
Matt: "Sword bitched be DAMNED!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #417 on: February 07, 2018, 12:04:55 PM »
Elyria, reviving Conrad: "Was it a fun trip back."
Travis: "Why would you SAY that?!"
Ax: "Even Nick thought that was in poor taste."
Kevin: "I thought she'd earned it after all the crap she'd been through during this campaign."

Elyria is this wonderful mix of socially very aware and times when she just lets words leave her mouth with no filter.  This was exhaustion "i'm done with this shit" Elyria who yes gets put through crap at times.

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #418 on: February 12, 2018, 02:13:13 PM »
James: "Theresa a bunch of orks coming up going 'Sneak attack! Sneak attack!"
Ax: "You don't see anything. There's these like... some refuse from the fence. Purple tarp, almost."
*Max laughing
James: "Wait a minute..."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #419 on: February 16, 2018, 02:29:45 PM »
James: "Grab a pack of wizard food and slam it!"
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