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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #435 on: April 04, 2018, 09:37:24 PM »
Max : "All that he got was some clues that somewhat lead him to a pile of dust that he was told "You put this in your stank sock. Good job, kid. We gotta go bring back Optimus now."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #436 on: April 04, 2018, 11:55:00 PM »
Kevin: "Don't question our dark god!"
James: "He just comes to us in a dream; 'No fatties in Hell!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #437 on: April 05, 2018, 02:59:36 PM »
Matt: "I will watch [Transformers] 5 as many times as I need to make sure all my friends see it. I don't want to watch 5 but I do want to watch my friends watch 5."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #438 on: April 06, 2018, 02:17:05 PM »
Matt: "Let me go back to... also I like that I can find the things I wrote about this just by looking up the word 'buttfucked."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #439 on: April 11, 2018, 06:50:26 PM »
James: "You got shot in the foot! Why are you coughing up blood!?"
Alex: "It's from all the Stim!"

Max: "I'd take cover but people who take cover can't punch FACES!"

Josh: "You know my thoughts about cool swords: they are all legally mine."

Kevin: "I imagine us playing the penis game with the password, just having to shout it louder and louder over the course of the battle."
Josh: "Only in this case, the password is still 'penis."
James: "And we try to fit it into casual conversation so he doesn't notice."

James: "I'm more of a front stabber than a back stabber. I stab whatever's available."

Ax: "He's going to wind up and try to bash you with his gun."
James: "Secret technique!!"

Kevin: "Victor comes back riding on one of the skeletal cats with a loaf of bread."
Susan: "Oh my god, that's the cutest-"
James: "No it's not! It's gross!"

Alyria: "It went PEW! Right into the body."
Conrad: "I see..."
Alyria: "PEW!"
Conrad: "I... got it the first time."

Ax: "There are dozens of orcs from the sound. You hit the floor as one gigantic green gestalt looks at you as the elevator brakes squeal to a halt."
James: "Vorgen reloads."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #440 on: April 13, 2018, 01:11:18 AM »
Josh: "This lady's coming in here acting like she knows better than we do, flipping out because we're surrounded by vampires, but we are ALWAYS surrounded by vampires! And I wanted to say that like one of those Twitter posts where there's a clap between every word."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #441 on: April 18, 2018, 02:13:16 PM »
Conrad: "Ah hell..."
Susan: "I don't get it."
Conrad: "Literal Hell!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #442 on: April 22, 2018, 01:27:48 PM »
Max: "Hell yea! She walks away giving finger guns at everyone. I mean, finger bows."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #443 on: April 23, 2018, 08:54:35 AM »
James: "Not a reference. Just a fuckboi."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #444 on: April 23, 2018, 11:05:52 AM »
James: "Bring me a bride who can break me in half!"
Max: "Bring me a woman who can chop a shark in half with her arm!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #445 on: April 23, 2018, 10:57:48 PM »
Kevin: "I loathe hearing others.' Man, I've never felt more connected to a character!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #446 on: April 26, 2018, 12:04:08 AM »
Charlie: "Again, I wish I had an on-hand slide whistle."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #447 on: April 30, 2018, 10:51:41 AM »
James: "Conrad's Cowboy Crew! Spell them all with K's. Oh wait..."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #448 on: April 30, 2018, 02:24:28 PM »
Ax: "Thos just furthers my theory that Travis is just being poorly translated."
Travis: "I LIKE this theory!"

Janes: "Faustus, we need to find you some bear corpses to resurrect. Make some Beren-stein bears."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #449 on: May 02, 2018, 07:08:24 PM »
Charlie: "It's fucked up that Indiana Jone never had to fight a skeleton."
Matt: "Huh. Yea."
Max: "Well he did, but they happened to be inside of people at the time."

Matt: "SHATTER that pelvis!"
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