James: "You got shot in the foot! Why are you coughing up blood!?"
Alex: "It's from all the Stim!"
Max: "I'd take cover but people who take cover can't punch FACES!"
Josh: "You know my thoughts about cool swords: they are all legally mine."
Kevin: "I imagine us playing the penis game with the password, just having to shout it louder and louder over the course of the battle."
Josh: "Only in this case, the password is still 'penis."
James: "And we try to fit it into casual conversation so he doesn't notice."
James: "I'm more of a front stabber than a back stabber. I stab whatever's available."
Ax: "He's going to wind up and try to bash you with his gun."
James: "Secret technique!!"
Kevin: "Victor comes back riding on one of the skeletal cats with a loaf of bread."
Susan: "Oh my god, that's the cutest-"
James: "No it's not! It's gross!"
Alyria: "It went PEW! Right into the body."
Conrad: "I see..."
Alyria: "PEW!"
Conrad: "I... got it the first time."
Ax: "There are dozens of orcs from the sound. You hit the floor as one gigantic green gestalt looks at you as the elevator brakes squeal to a halt."
James: "Vorgen reloads."