Drunken Quotes thread

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Kevin: "Guillaume needs this. He can't be brave if he's not scared."

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*talking of MBMBAM*
Matt: "I remember when we had an ad on their show and we had 400 episodes and they said 'I feel like if we have 400 episodes, we've done something wrong with our lives."

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Max: "Don't stick your penis in weird places. Lesson over."

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Josh: “How does Skeedadlin’ work?”
James: “Vamoosin’ you mean?”
Josh: “Yesss...”
Ax: “Son of a bitch!”
James: “It’s important to use the right terminology, Ax!”

Greg: “I haven’t killed a robot in like... a DAY!”

Greg: “I hear a demon scream like a girl inside my head as a bullet comes too close.”
Kevin: “Not the brain! That’s where I live!”

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James: “We are not talking about ‘whale boning’ in this chat!”

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Max: "50% battle, 100% lesbian."
Kevin: "Also another 50% battle."
Matt: "100% tits and ambition."

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James: “You cannot Bluff them into thinking you can sing this music.”
Josh: “Can I roll to Bluff myself...?”
James: “No! That’s stupid!”

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Josh: “My name’s Ax and I hate doin’ well at randomized games.”

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Greg: “Guillaume will touch his face, see the blood, the eyes will go all black again and he’s going to make a noise like a grizzly bear.”
James: “Mehh!”
Josh: “Yep... that’s a grizzly bear alright.”
Susan: “Rawwwlawwl.”
James: “Rowwr?”
Greg: “Yes. Like a newborn grizzly.”
James: “Eyyy Booboo!”

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Max: "I'm not legally required to tell you if I'm a siren. I'm legally required to tell you if I turn on a siren because then I'm a cop."

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Guillaume: “Clem!”
Kevin: “It’s up to you!”
Guillaume: “It’s up to you! YOU are the Guillaume now!”
James: “You are new Guillaume!?”
Guillaume: “You are ze man of ze house now! Zis is your cabin! Treat it as your own! ...but not in fire! ...also, save me.”
Kane’s: “Be good without me! Also save me!”

James: “They’re not your lackeys! One of them is THE PRESIDENT!”

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Danielle: “You’re not my real dad.”
James: “I’m not your fake dad either!”

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Max: "FBI: arrest me. I did a fuck. You wont."

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James: “Bathe me in purifying flames!”
Danielle: “Later.”

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Greg: “Guillaume’s sitting there slowly growing his meat back.”
James: “Aughh! Why’d you have to put it like that!?”
Kevin: “Add that to the list of terrible euphemisms.”
Greg: “Greg, please don’t quote me on that!”