Kevin: "Its basically a brewery at high velocity."
Gabe: "No, actually, tell the man how you beat the ghost-man!"
Guillaume: "Oh ho! Zen prepare yourself!"
Greg: "Should I do this in character?"
James: "Absolutely do this in character! You don't even have to make a Tale Tellin roll. There is one other man here."
Guillaume: "So zere we were. We were staked out in the middle of ze night. Ze sun was going down, Zere was a deadly howl from the first over yonder! Yonder? Yes, yonder is a word. Yes! So zis man steps out, but he is no mere man! It is a man with no head. So I look at him, I say to myself 'Guillaume, you must kill zis man!"
Gabe: "He was riding on a horse. He didn't walk out."
Guillaume: "Yes! Yea! Exactly! On a horse. But he chops a woman's head off and I say 'Zis will not stand, even if she is a terrible woman. It is a long story. I will make zis story less long! My friend, he charges in with his wonderful machine! Flying through ze air! Pow pow pow! He shoots his gun! My other friend, he is on the roof! Pow! He shoots his gun! Ze creature throws his head like a bomb an it explodes like a bomb! It is very much like a bomb, but it's a head. I say "Guillaume, zis cannot stand! Your friend is on fire and your other friend flies through the air like a magical machine man. So I run and I run (I am a big man, it takes a lot of running) but I get zere, and I grab his horse by ze mane and I say somezing very cool, like... like 'bonjour, monsieur horse! I shall decapitate you now!' And zen I did! I drive my ax through its neck! I throw it aside! Ze horse disappears! Ze ghost falls to his knees and says 'Please, Iron Guillaume ze magnificent! Spare my life! I say 'No' and I chop him in half. And zat was how Guillaume killed ze ghost-man with no head."
Barman: "Did you catch any of that?"
Kevin, laughing: "One second..."
Gabe: "That's pretty much exactly how it went. Especially the parts where I was a magical machine man."
