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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #465 on: May 23, 2018, 03:12:46 PM »
Josh: "Should I use a chip on this? I mean, James is rolling..."
Greg: "Not to overstep my bounds as the new guy.... don't be a baby, Josh. Suck it up."
James: "Harsh! Harsh..."
Kevin: "Harsh, but true."
James: "He's tough but fair."
Susan: "Don't save your ultra healing item for the final battle when it's too late."
James: "I come to you from the legion of 99 Mega Elixers!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #466 on: May 23, 2018, 08:26:29 PM »
Ax: "Backlash isn't you losing. It's the devil noticing you cheating and getting butthurt about it."

James: "Know what's funny? In a test of wills, he can contest Ridicule with riding tricks."
Greg: "You ain't so tough! 'Oh yea!?"
Kevin: "Wow. He IS good."
Greg: "Look at 'em go."
James: "That would be impressive WITH a head!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #467 on: May 29, 2018, 10:47:49 AM »
Susan: "Natural 1..."
James: "Everything's fine."
Kevin: "The milkman knocks at the door!"
James: "Howdy!"
Kevin: "He's sharpening his milk knife."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #468 on: May 29, 2018, 02:32:54 PM »
Josh: "While the cat's away, the mice shall playyy."
James: "He's back."
Josh: "The mice are done playyying."
Kevin: "All business for these mice."

Josh: "The worst devil if all: Rae Gan!"
James: "The Raeganomicon!?"

Josh: "I have a question... about metagaming."
James: "Can I do it?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #469 on: May 29, 2018, 09:19:10 PM »
James: "Uh, sir we have a train coming in of impossibly powerful martial arts robots. They didn't start on the train that way..."
Kevin: "They're also not responding to our controls anymore."
James: "You're fired.'
'But I had nothing to do-'
You're fired."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #470 on: May 31, 2018, 11:08:13 AM »
Devastator: "I've seen it only too many times."
Announcer: "Only too many..."
Devastator: "Don't correct me."

From https://www.technicaldifficultiespod.com/episodes/2018/5/30/aqn7oauhrqgq0aj0v34cha17fjifid
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #471 on: June 01, 2018, 11:54:18 PM »
Man I forgot that line entirely

Also Devastator: I am your champion
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #472 on: June 04, 2018, 10:17:55 PM »
Susan: "Well, by now the general people know if you don't want your hands before you eat or after you go to the bathroom you tend to get sick."
James: "No. It is miasmas."
Greg: "Eeevil spirits. Wait. That's a thing now. You can't wash away Hand Manitou."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #473 on: June 05, 2018, 12:49:10 PM »
Kevin: "Its basically a brewery at high velocity."

Gabe: "No, actually, tell the man how you beat the ghost-man!"
Guillaume: "Oh ho! Zen prepare yourself!"
Greg: "Should I do this in character?"
James: "Absolutely do this in character! You don't even have to make a Tale Tellin roll. There is one other man here."

Guillaume: "So zere we were. We were staked out in the middle of ze night. Ze sun was going down, Zere was a deadly howl from the first over yonder! Yonder? Yes, yonder is a word. Yes! So zis man steps out, but he is no mere man! It is a man with no head. So I look at him, I say to myself 'Guillaume, you must kill zis man!"
Gabe: "He was riding on a horse. He didn't walk out."
Guillaume: "Yes! Yea! Exactly! On a horse. But he chops a woman's head off and I say 'Zis will not stand, even if she is a terrible woman. It is a long story. I will make zis story less long! My friend, he charges in with his wonderful machine! Flying through ze air! Pow pow pow! He shoots his gun! My other friend, he is on the roof! Pow! He shoots his gun! Ze creature throws his head like a bomb an it explodes like a bomb! It is very much like a bomb, but it's a head. I say "Guillaume, zis cannot stand! Your friend is on fire and your other friend flies through the air like a magical machine man. So I run and I run (I am a big man, it takes a lot of running) but I get zere, and I grab his horse by ze mane and I say somezing very cool, like... like 'bonjour, monsieur horse! I shall decapitate you now!' And zen I did! I drive my ax through its neck! I throw it aside! Ze horse disappears! Ze ghost falls to his knees and says 'Please, Iron Guillaume ze magnificent! Spare my life! I say 'No' and I chop him in half. And zat was how Guillaume killed ze ghost-man with no head."
Barman: "Did you catch any of that?"
Kevin, laughing: "One second..."

Gabe: "That's pretty much exactly how it went. Especially the parts where I was a magical machine man."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #474 on: June 06, 2018, 12:57:14 PM »
James: "I don't think anyone talked to you about anything."
Kevin: Yea. They'd only have encouraged it."
Ax: "I'll be honest, it's a fairly unpleasant experience."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #475 on: June 06, 2018, 02:20:22 PM »
Guillaume: "Team Guillaume! This way!"
Clem: "Team Clem, this way."
Guillaume: "Good name. Good team name. Respect for that."
James: "Very consistent."
Greg: "I like your style. I join Team Clem!"

Josh: "They come from the land of ice and snow. Mumble mumble, potatoes grow..."
James: "The French call them the apples of the earth."
Josh: "The French are wrong!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #476 on: June 06, 2018, 07:04:56 PM »
James: "I navigate by the clouds! There. That's the North Cloud."
Greg: "There it is. Going towards the West now."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #477 on: June 07, 2018, 10:43:12 AM »
Josh: "This ain't CSI Deadwood. Let's get movin'."
James: "This is CSI Clem Shootin' Idiots."
Josh: "Yeaaaaaa..."
Greg: "Yeehawwww!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #478 on: June 07, 2018, 02:23:04 PM »
Ax: "Stand back! There's some motherfucking SCIENCE about to go down!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #479 on: June 08, 2018, 03:31:41 PM »
Nick: "You need to put pitch on em. Over the orifices. That's where you get most of the smell from. Of course with how fresh they are..."
Alyria: "Niiiick!"
Grove: "I'll discuss ghoul hunting tactics with you later..."
Nick: "You gotta love your job. That way it isn't work."
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