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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #240 on: April 09, 2017, 01:03:01 PM »
According to Max the purpose of Mosquitos is more to be food for other animals

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #241 on: April 09, 2017, 01:20:39 PM »
Ever eaten a mosquito?

Like I said. Suffer.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #242 on: April 09, 2017, 10:43:38 PM »
Max: "Everyone, introduce yourselves."
James: "I'M JAMES!"
Max: "Good job!"
Travis: "My name is Travis. I'm a potato and I believe in you."
Kevin: "I'm Kevin. I'm like James, but better."
James: "Hey!"
Kevin: "Well, at least older."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #243 on: April 10, 2017, 12:13:53 AM »
Travis: Honey, a Paladin only goes in the front... never the back...
Susan: WOW!!!
Travis: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Axe: BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T!
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #244 on: April 10, 2017, 06:41:42 PM »
James: "I like my women like I like my caves: dirty, and with a bear inside of them."

Ax: "Instead of discovering germ theory, Louis Pasteur was being chased around by a werewolf."

Ax: "By which I mean I just like all of my clothing with bread and sneak it out of the pantry."
Max: "Did you just put on a lot of muscle that crinkles when you walk? That's amazing magic!"
Ax: "I'd answer him, but I'm hiding the butter in my mouth."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #245 on: April 12, 2017, 08:01:48 PM »
Ax: "How'd it go with the shopkeeper?"
Kevin: "He didn't realize who he was dealing with."
James: "Be careful. That bobblehead contains the souls of two foulmouthed rednecks!"


James: "I don't like em."
Susan: "Why?"
James: "I don't like his little hands. I don't like his little feet. I don't like his little top hat."
Susan: "But that's what I like about him."
Kevin: "I did go for the creepiest doll picture I could find."
James: "It's like someone took two small bags of mayonaise and put them into some spats."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #246 on: April 17, 2017, 06:31:06 PM »
Travis: "What do we want to do with their weapon, because I vote that we glass it."
Max: "No, Travis! Then it will become a glass canon, the most powerful of archetypes!"

Josh: "I just wanted to say that I like that building a colony involved everyone rolling, like people giving their energy to Goku for the Spirit Bomb.
Max: "Everyone! Lend me your money!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #247 on: April 21, 2017, 07:07:18 PM »
Matt: "It's the equivalent of wizard blackface."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #248 on: April 21, 2017, 09:03:10 PM »
What was the context for that one?
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #249 on: April 22, 2017, 10:22:15 AM »
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #250 on: April 22, 2017, 10:46:33 AM »
Matt: "Seeya, Blind. Thanks for listening to us talk about what furry sites are the worst. ...why do people watch this stream?"
Charlie: "I think it's my personality. Did you ever notice how all the Dark Cloud videos are sticking around a consistent 60 views? I think I'm a big draw to our corporation."
Matt: "I think it's.... alright. I'll double your pay."
Charlie: "Nice!"
Matt: "I think it's the interplay between you and Max."
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 01:21:53 AM by luffy316 »
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #251 on: April 22, 2017, 06:08:49 PM »
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #252 on: April 22, 2017, 06:53:02 PM »
Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.

looks like roughly 2:21:40 on the Pokemon Randomized finale
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #253 on: April 24, 2017, 04:48:55 AM »
I like the idea of more people having DnU related phone tunes, personally I find my "Darkseeed" messenger tone is way less stressful than the standard option.

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #254 on: April 24, 2017, 10:11:47 PM »
Travis: "So long as you don't eat the liver or anything else toxic."
James: "That there's the corruption gland."

Susan: "What I'm saying, Max, is that is this worth a spell slot?"
Max: "Oh, I will NEVER answer that question."
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 01:15:59 AM by luffy316 »
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