Drunken Quotes thread

[QueenAelin]

According to Max the purpose of Mosquitos is more to be food for other animals

[Sabwones]

Ever eaten a mosquito?

Like I said. Suffer.

[luffy316]

Max: "Everyone, introduce yourselves."
James: "I'M JAMES!"
Max: "Good job!"
Travis: "My name is Travis. I'm a potato and I believe in you."
Kevin: "I'm Kevin. I'm like James, but better."
James: "Hey!"
Kevin: "Well, at least older."

[crazon]

Travis: Honey, a Paladin only goes in the front... never the back...
Susan: WOW!!!
Travis: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Axe: BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T!
(everyone dying of laughter)

[luffy316]

James: "I like my women like I like my caves: dirty, and with a bear inside of them."

Ax: "Instead of discovering germ theory, Louis Pasteur was being chased around by a werewolf."

Ax: "By which I mean I just like all of my clothing with bread and sneak it out of the pantry."
Max: "Did you just put on a lot of muscle that crinkles when you walk? That's amazing magic!"
Ax: "I'd answer him, but I'm hiding the butter in my mouth."

[luffy316]

Ax: "How'd it go with the shopkeeper?"
Kevin: "He didn't realize who he was dealing with."
James: "Be careful. That bobblehead contains the souls of two foulmouthed rednecks!"


James: "I don't like em."
Susan: "Why?"
James: "I don't like his little hands. I don't like his little feet. I don't like his little top hat."
Susan: "But that's what I like about him."
Kevin: "I did go for the creepiest doll picture I could find."
James: "It's like someone took two small bags of mayonaise and put them into some spats."

[luffy316]

Travis: "What do we want to do with their weapon, because I vote that we glass it."
Max: "No, Travis! Then it will become a glass canon, the most powerful of archetypes!"

Josh: "I just wanted to say that I like that building a colony involved everyone rolling, like people giving their energy to Goku for the Spirit Bomb.
Max: "Everyone! Lend me your money!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "It's the equivalent of wizard blackface."

[Capman]

What was the context for that one?

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

[luffy316]

Matt: "Seeya, Blind. Thanks for listening to us talk about what furry sites are the worst. ...why do people watch this stream?"
Charlie: "I think it's my personality. Did you ever notice how all the Dark Cloud videos are sticking around a consistent 60 views? I think I'm a big draw to our corporation."
Matt: "I think it's.... alright. I'll double your pay."
Charlie: "Nice!"
Matt: "I think it's the interplay between you and Max."

[Capman]

Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Man, when even Furaffinity... which is even a weird place by furry standards, from what I understand."
Matt: "It's... the LEAST furry from what I understand. Because Sofurry was originally a porn site. Inkbunnt was the child porn place..."
Charlie: "What-WHAT!?!"

mostly posted because I want that "what-WHAT!?!" as my ringtone now

If you give me the timecode I will clip it.

Also Furaffinity is the worst furry site except for all the others.

looks like roughly 2:21:40 on the Pokemon Randomized finale

[Ninjaguiden]

I like the idea of more people having DnU related phone tunes, personally I find my "Darkseeed" messenger tone is way less stressful than the standard option.

[luffy316]

Travis: "So long as you don't eat the liver or anything else toxic."
James: "That there's the corruption gland."

Susan: "What I'm saying, Max, is that is this worth a spell slot?"
Max: "Oh, I will NEVER answer that question."