Drunken Quotes thread

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Kevin: "That is not the same face!"
James: "I want a happier face! A much happier face! That's a sad face, Matt!"

[luffy316]

What was the context for that one?

sorry, I'd posted a reply when I got another good line right after...

Wizard blackface came up because Charlie mentioned a stereotypical wizard name, implying one with a staff, beard, and pointy hat with stars on it. which Matt called wizard blackface, which Charlie believed exists because Harry Potter wizards were pretty condescending towards muggles

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Manda: "Let's hit him with lava."
Sam (as demon): "I like it. This is a good goal."

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Charlie on Jojo pt 4: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."

[Charlie72]

Charlie on Jojo pt 5: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."

that is part 4 acatually

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Matt: "You just like... you think you've got a little of that Zip-loc bag in there and you twist it and it just doesn't work..."
Max: "Okay, but if you're trying to twist it while having sex, I think there's something going wrong in the sack."
Matt: "Isn't that your move? My move has a twist and like, a knuckle."
Max: "Believe me, you'll know when you see my moves."
Matt: "My move is the most powerful move.
Max: "My finishing move!"

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Matt: "It's a frozen yogurt place! It will never have an intimidating name! That goes for any franchise."
Kevin: "We will meet in the domain of the king of burgers."
James: "We shall share chicken nuggets and discuss our dark dealings. I'll have a Whopper of a deal for you."

Manda: "James, no! I can't handle doge memes right now!"

Matt as a concerned citizen: "Someone's trying to steal all the Egypt!!"

[Capman]

I correct my statement minorly.  Forever Yogurt is a mildly intimidating name

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foreverrrrrr


Manda: "I came in like a wreeeeecking ball!"
Sam: "Manda? Get out."
James: "You have no idea how badly you've dated this podcast."
Kevin: "That reference will be especially insensitive in the future when we find out about how she died so tragically..."

Matt: "James, have you ever been to a party before?"
James: "Nah, I got kicked out."

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Herzog: "Alright. I'm going to need a scalpel and a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Hold on now. No one's getting amputated."
James: "Someone hands you a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Get that thing out of here!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Well something's got to stop the bleeding!"
James: "He comes back with the flesh stapler."
Faydra: "I told you to get rid of that!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Alright, we're doing this the old fashioned way. Bite down on this."

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Susan: "I'm just going to wake up the most chipper vampire ever."
Josh: "Haha! It's funny that you think we'll let you wake up."

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Mort: "Captain, you make my head hurt. Now let's go dress up like ants."

Travis: "What's the 40K version of Chuck Tingle fiction?"
Kevin: "Heresy."

Max: "I turn off Sensory Deprivation."
Riptooth: "I can see!!"
Max: "The Waaagh! has blessed me! It's a Waaaghmas miracle!"

Max: "How does psycher powers work with orks?"
Travis: "Terribly."
James, chanting: "Read his aura! Read his aura!"
Max: "Yes, that's what I'll do! His three strongest emotions!"
James: "Joy, anger, and WAAAAGH!"
Travis: "Foytin', foytin', foytin' and foytin'. I'll give ya the fourth one for free!"

James: "A shirtless man steps out into the arena. You can roll Perception to get a good look at him."
Max: "Oh no! He's hot!"

Travis: "Mort knows when to get out of dodge. You don't get to be this old by fighting!"
Max: "I may be weak, but I'm also terrified!!"

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Charlie: "Did you just call legs 'getaway sticks' again?"
Max: "Whatever, I do what I want!"
Matt: "I like that that's your limit after the episode where you talked about your doctor's appointment."
Charlie: "The doctor is a clinical... I didn't say the doctor touched my grab bag!"
Max: "So pseudo-words for things is your limit!?"

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Charlie: "Here's the question: is Luigi a virgin?"
Max: "He's extra virgin."
Matt: "Yea, I think he's a virgin."
Charlie: "I think he's waiting for marriage."
Matt: "Yea, and Daisy seems like the type to wait for marriage."
Charlie: "I... I'm going to disagree with you."
Max: "I'm going to have to agree with Charlie here: Daisy definitely fucks."
Charlie: "Peach I could see that argument, but Daisy definitely fucks. Waluigi's an insul  though. That's a word for when you would fuck, but you just can't. Because you're Waluigi."
Max, bursting into laughter: "I mean, you're not wrong."

Max: "His greatest curse and blessing: being Waluigi. The most powerful and the most cursed of men. What a lovely day to have a blessing, what a terrible night to have a curse."
Charlie: "Wario definitely fucks though."
Max, bursting into laughter hard: "Yea..."

Max: "I love that the controversy for that comic at first was 'What? Tracer is gay?' and then it became 'Wait, Torborn fucks?"

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Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"