Drunken Quotes thread

[Capman]

Charlie: "What's his name... the peas guy... Orson Wells!"
Matt, breaking into laughter: "I know what you mean by 'the peas guy!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "This episode's summary casually mentions 'in this episode, the Planeteers are tortured.' Which I guess is referring to the scene with the forced eating, where they get fucking deviantarted by the rat man."

[luffy316]

Matt: "We all hail from the meat dimension, and it is from the meat dimension to which we shall return."
Kevin: "Arbys."

[luffy316]

James: "We're talking about Gambit, Charlie."
Charlie: "What?! Who the fuck has a problem with Gambit?! There's always more gators in the bayou!"

[luffy316]

James: "Please deactivate Sass Function."
Sam: "No."
James: "What did I just say!?"

[luffy316]

James: "Think about who's talking to you right now! You have Chin Largehuge telling you to calm the fuck down!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "We had a golden ticket, and nothing's gonna go... I don't know how that song goes."
Max: "Aww man. We were going to go to the clown factory and see how clowns were made!"
Charlie: "Believe me! You don't want to see the clown factory then!"
Max: "Remember that one kid, Augustus Honk, who got too fat when he ate too many clowns?"

Charlie: "It goes back to the court jester: he could make fun of the king because he knew he was going to be eaten."

Max: "All this time I was actually a clown. I'm coming out of the tiny car to tell everyone."

Max: "Clown squad! Assemble!"
Charlie: "That's where you put them when they're done with them. The clowns in this game are not people."
Max: "You keep them in boxes. Can't let them think they're people."

[luffy316]

High King: "I just saw your futures a few times each."
Valentin: "They ended happily, I hope."
High King: "Well, they all ended."
Charlie: "Opens up a notebook. Crosses off 'become immortal."
Kevin: "That wasn't my plan at all!"


Charlie: "He IS the head of the Larsfolk. He's still a slab of beef."
Kevin: "Doesn't mean you can' t take off a slice."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Can I use Breakfall to get down?"
Matt: "Just slide down its back like Fred Flintstone!"


Matt: "You finally phased her a little. You hit her with a literal phasing weapon and even that didn't phase her."
James: "It's different usage of the word, but I like your moxy!"

James: "Deckland, you suplex one of them so that its skull buries into the ground. Then you flip back over and kick another one before you punch one so hard that its head turns all the way around."
Matt: "At some point, I'm hoping that Deckland fighting the army just turns into a Popeye cartoon."


*after Deckland and a druid have a quiet discussion in Irish accents
Nedire: "What are they saying? I don't speak Innish."
James: Hoity toity toy, me boyo!
Axe: "Potata potata!"
James: "Whiskey vodka potata! Well, we just invented a new kind of racism."
Charlie: "Technically, it's just a very old kind of racism."
James: "Very true."
Matt: "We've been making up new ways of being racist on this show ever since we found a way to be racist at Canadians."
Charlie: "I mean, their hockey teams are all pretty much variations on saying 'The Canadians.' The Nationals, The Canucks, The... The Canadian Beavers."

[Nayt]

"It's like punching a fist into your palm, only you're palming a cat."

- Edward E., 2016

[Edward]

to be fair those were horribly horrific mutant cats Nate >_>

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Who's your favorite Animorph? Mine's Dinobot."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Also, Team Rocket dressed up as Ash and friends to commit crimes and deface their name. So in other news, Team Rocket still rules. Still the best part of the show."

Charlie: "Friends don't let friends do Nuzlockes."

Charlie: "We haven't really domesticated the cat, it's just too small to matter."

[cornbreab]

Sam: "ONCE AGAIN BUREAUCRACY MAN SUCCEEDS!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "Would you rather get in  a barfight with Mike Tyson in his prime, or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life?"
Charlie: "I mean, doesn't one lead to the other?"