Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Am I out of touch with brunch culture...?"

Matt: "We should probably dry off too."
James: "Yea, a few people laugh at you. Mostly because the weather's been clear all day."
Charlie: "This is where the phrase 'get dunked on' gets invented."
James: "This is where the chaos dunk comes from."

[Nayt]

I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

I am a god damn prophet.

[Sabwones]

Just because you went up a hill and took two tablets don't make you a prophet, Nayt.

[Nayt]

Look, I saw some shit up on high. Some crazy shit. Tasted some colors, heard some things you wouldn't believe. Do you know what the still frame image of a flying antelope sounds like? I bet you don't.

[Charlie72]

Whatever man; just don't touch my golden statue that depicts James as a bear.

[Ninjaguiden]

James: "This is where the chaos dunk comes from."

Is the crews next bounty going to be a chest full of the finest neo-shekels?

[Syn]

This went a little off the rails when I wasn't looking.

[Nayt]

Whatever man; just don't touch my golden statue that depicts James as a bear.

You can't have it. Nope. It's not yours anymore. False idols and all that. The only faces we're gonna depict as holy henceforth shall be an aged, snarling rockstar with spiky blond tipped hair.

Hold up, let me open up an abyss to cast that BearJames statue into.

Now get that shit outta my face.

This went a little off the rails when I wasn't looking.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS, JAMES, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOOKED A TICKET WITH THE GODDAMN CRAZY TRAIN.

[luffy316]

James: "It's like the Puttin' On the Ritz music video."
Matt: "I don't think I ever saw that one."
James: "It is STRAIGHT blackface. Full on Al Jolson."
Josh: "You never go full Jolson..."
Axe: "I mean, if you're going to go Jolson at all, you might as well go full Jolson."
Matt: "I once put a man in a full Jolson."

James: "Just don't crash. And if you do crash, at least mute your mic."
Kevin: "I don't want to hear a man die tonight..."
Josh: "But listening to a man die is the best part!"

Matt: "Let me find a biker gang name generator... I got 'The Ice Gorilla Raiders,' 'The Bulldogs,' 'The Bulldogs,' and 'The Nameless. I got fucking 'Bulldogs' twice!"
Kevin: "It's a Travis name generator..."
Matt: "Bulldog, Bulldog, Husky, Bulldog."

[Sabwones]

James: "For a brief period in my life, I thought 'worth their salt' meant the money you would get for the salt if you rendered them down."
Matt: "At what period in your life did you think this?"

[luffy316]

James, as the Living Rune: "Her voice booms in your mind, 'Those who know best are before and below me."
*a siren sounds in the background
James: "And it sounds like that!!"


*after asking a question and getting an ear-bloodying response
Living Rune: "I do enjoy seeing people puzzle over my answers. It shows that they're thinking."
Valentine: ""If you know we are puzzling over your answer, why don't you just tell us?"
Charlie: "NO!!!"
*group laughs
Charlie: "WE HAD ONE RULE

[luffy316]

Matt: "I'd wanted to use Mech to run some stupid game where everyone played presidents from the past, time traveling to the future to help the future president Robama with a problem. Then something something presidential mech fights."

James: "I'm still annoyed that Rations has the tag 'Addictive."
Matt: "Well it basically is."
James: "It's not the same thing!"
Matt: "How do you know you haven't been lied to by Big Food?"
Kevin: "Well every so often you hear those stories about yogis going through great lengths of time without food."
James: "Did you ever hear that story from an actual yogi?"
Josh: "No, James. That's just a lie they TELL you so they can steal your pic-a-nic baskets."
Matt: "I was gonna say it!"
James: "May I bless this pic-a-nic basket?"
Kevin: "The way to resisting temptation is to never have. Walks away with the basket."
James: "Dammit! Every Tuesday that bear gets me!"
Kevin: "On the plus side, I think I'm going to reincarnate at a higher level... when I inevitably starve."

[luffy316]

Kevin: "I cooked my dice, but I keep getting 2's and 3's."
James: "Good ol' spider eyes!"

[luffy316]

Kevin: "I can't spend Refresh until an extended break, right?"
Matt: "No, it's an abstract concept."
Axe: "It's basically representing you carbing up for the day."
James: "It's like Fallout!"
Kevin: "It's just Dead Rising."
Josh: "It specifically says in the rules to avoid that..."
Axe: "Is that an entire birthday cake!?"
Kevin: "Don't judge me!"

James: "You just hear in the distance 'Juuuke left!"
Kevin: "Success."
Josh: "Crit... success."
Kevin: "I thought you were going to say 'crit fail.' Bang! AGH!"
James: "I told you to juke left!"

[luffy316]

Slugger: "If there were anyway for me to take out a helicopter with a motorcycle, I would."
Josh: "Are there any sick ramps around?"
Matt: "There's nothing sick enough to do that."
James: "It would have to be the sickest of ramps..."

Charlie: "What's his name... the peas guy... Orson Wells!"
Matt, breaking into laughter: "I know what you mean by 'the peas guy!"