Drunken Quotes thread

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Max: "Everyone's so shitty and petty and it rules!"

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Rachel: “Oh my god, Greg. I didn’t know what I was expecting your face to look like, but that’s not what your fave looks like.”
Greg: “I get that.”

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Matt, on Greg playing a jawa : “I like that even in the non-Gobblin’ game, you played as a trash goblin.”
Greg: “I realize I tend to go for the big guy or the little guy. Ideally both at once.”
Matt: “No middle sliders.”

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Charlotte, in French accent: “Ho ho ho ho! I get yer refrance!”
Greg: “Did you say ‘le France?”
Charlotte: “Nooo!”
Max: “Yea, I get your le France.”
Greg: “I wasn’t sure how much you were leaning into that one.”
Charlotte: “Ello! It is me! Le France!”
Greg: “I wanna steal that now! Like my ‘I don’t five a shit about your reference’ reaction.”
Matt: “You want to steal you mis-hearing Charlotte saying ‘reference?”

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Charlotte: “For sale: sex toy. Never worn.”

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Matt: "That was my favorite part of reading Red Lanterns. Because of Dextar, you could tell what artists can draw a cat. Some of them draw a cat and some draw a tiny furry little man."

Max: "Yea, we have a sexy bard, a giant grow/shrink lady who uses technology, a fishboy from space and a time-traveling cowboy."
Charlie: "We're all sexy here."

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James: “Get ya hot fresh war crimes here! It’s not a crime if we’re nit at war!”
Max: “AHA! But there is ONLY war!”

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James: "Bootleg vape juice: Sonic has it. Others don't."

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Max: “Oh boy! Here I go wyrdin’ again.”

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Matt: "This is Haha, Moustache. The awful people expansion."
Kevin: "It's like Hitler..."
James: "It's like eight Hitlers."

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Matt: "He tattooed his chest onto his arms."

Greg: "Why is the mummy a yeti!?"

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Matt: "Get back, man! This thing is FULL of piss!"
Greg: "Oh no! My piss!"

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Max: “While everyone’s talking, I’m gonna walk up here to Stinknife.”
Stinknife: “Eh!?”
Max: “I’m gonna reach over, do the Spiderverse thing. Just sit there a for a little bit.”
Stinknife: “The fuck you want?”
Max: “And I set Stinknife on fire.”

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Matt: “Do you eat your Mountain Dew peeled or unpeeled?”

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Sir Dave: “Doth thee wish another Dave for thy travels?”
Fizzler: “Uh... yea! Dave-solutely!”
Sir Dave: “Aha! Now you’re Davin’ it.”