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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #660 on: July 24, 2019, 04:05:14 PM »
Josh: “I just thought.... about balls in zero-g.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #661 on: July 24, 2019, 06:33:48 PM »
Josh: “A watched pot of combat drugs never boils.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #662 on: July 24, 2019, 06:54:57 PM »
Max: “So by ‘yogurt makes me feel good’ you just mean ‘yogurt?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #663 on: July 29, 2019, 08:54:43 AM »
Max: “How do I drink my water with nuclear arms!?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #664 on: August 03, 2019, 12:06:12 AM »
James: "That makes my doki doki go no-ki no-ki."
Max: "My kokoro is broke-oro."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #665 on: August 09, 2019, 03:31:39 PM »
Kevin: “The more we stand out from the terrain the more likely we get spotted by a bomba.”
James: “Thanks, a bomba.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #666 on: August 19, 2019, 09:02:32 PM »
James: "I do my best to sound fat."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #667 on: August 19, 2019, 09:49:48 PM »
Kevin: "Kaiju like Clifford the big red dog."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #668 on: August 19, 2019, 11:11:39 PM »
Max: "Oh god! We need to keep killing cowboys!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #669 on: August 26, 2019, 11:02:29 AM »
Ax: “Luckily orks tend to have similar talents and they all do the same thing: it’s hard to kill this motherfucker.”
Max: “It’s hard to kill this morherfucker. This motherfucker hits sorta hard. When you get big enough it’s this motherfucker is like three motherfuckers.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #670 on: August 29, 2019, 02:29:04 PM »
Ax: “A day where you give people what they deserve, because Drusius never did.”
Max: “How many people punch each other on that day?”
James: “Ohhhh boy! Can’t wait for punch day!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #671 on: September 01, 2019, 10:29:29 AM »
Kevin: "The bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers."
Max: "Because they punch themselves until they can't feel anymore."

Max: "I did it for the bit and it's not worth it. Don't ever do this, internet. Don't. I'm actually tearing up. It sucks so much ass."
Rebeca: "Max 'Malort Face' Daniels."
Greg: "You should just ACTUALLY suck ass. It's way better for you. It's 2019."
Max: "Yea, it's 2019. Just eat ass."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #672 on: September 01, 2019, 03:37:50 PM »
James: “Snakes are the ones that make honey, right?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #673 on: September 05, 2019, 02:33:04 PM »
James: “As you deliver the news to your navigators, most of them grumble and one of which howls amd gnashes his teeth.”
Max: “Yea but he does that anyway.”
Ax: “Yhe mutation tables have not been kind to him. He got all the ones at the end of the chart.”
Kevin: “We keep him around because he has tenure now.”
Ax: “Yes. He’s Professor Slabsnake now.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #674 on: September 05, 2019, 10:24:53 PM »
Max: "I'm dumb as hell and angry!!"
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