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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #675 on: September 05, 2019, 11:56:17 PM »
Max: "Everyone's so shitty and petty and it rules!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #676 on: September 06, 2019, 08:54:02 AM »
Rachel: “Oh my god, Greg. I didn’t know what I was expecting your face to look like, but that’s not what your fave looks like.”
Greg: “I get that.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #677 on: September 06, 2019, 08:58:58 AM »
Matt, on Greg playing a jawa : “I like that even in the non-Gobblin’ game, you played as a trash goblin.”
Greg: “I realize I tend to go for the big guy or the little guy. Ideally both at once.”
Matt: “No middle sliders.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #678 on: September 12, 2019, 03:31:00 PM »
Charlotte, in French accent: “Ho ho ho ho! I get yer refrance!”
Greg: “Did you say ‘le France?”
Charlotte: “Nooo!”
Max: “Yea, I get your le France.”
Greg: “I wasn’t sure how much you were leaning into that one.”
Charlotte: “Ello! It is me! Le France!”
Greg: “I wanna steal that now! Like my ‘I don’t five a shit about your reference’ reaction.”
Matt: “You want to steal you mis-hearing Charlotte saying ‘reference?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #679 on: September 12, 2019, 03:56:13 PM »
Charlotte: “For sale: sex toy. Never worn.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #680 on: September 13, 2019, 09:31:40 PM »
Matt: "That was my favorite part of reading Red Lanterns. Because of Dextar, you could tell what artists can draw a cat. Some of them draw a cat and some draw a tiny furry little man."

Max: "Yea, we have a sexy bard, a giant grow/shrink lady who uses technology, a fishboy from space and a time-traveling cowboy."
Charlie: "We're all sexy here."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #681 on: September 16, 2019, 02:28:45 PM »
James: “Get ya hot fresh war crimes here! It’s not a crime if we’re nit at war!”
Max: “AHA! But there is ONLY war!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #682 on: September 17, 2019, 11:08:32 PM »
James: "Bootleg vape juice: Sonic has it. Others don't."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #683 on: September 19, 2019, 08:49:36 AM »
Max: “Oh boy! Here I go wyrdin’ again.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #684 on: September 21, 2019, 06:38:37 PM »
Matt: "This is Haha, Moustache. The awful people expansion."
Kevin: "It's like Hitler..."
James: "It's like eight Hitlers."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #685 on: September 24, 2019, 08:50:28 PM »
Matt: "He tattooed his chest onto his arms."

Greg: "Why is the mummy a yeti!?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #686 on: September 24, 2019, 11:13:44 PM »
Matt: "Get back, man! This thing is FULL of piss!"
Greg: "Oh no! My piss!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #687 on: September 30, 2019, 02:17:31 PM »
Max: “While everyone’s talking, I’m gonna walk up here to Stinknife.”
Stinknife: “Eh!?”
Max: “I’m gonna reach over, do the Spiderverse thing. Just sit there a for a little bit.”
Stinknife: “The fuck you want?”
Max: “And I set Stinknife on fire.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #688 on: September 30, 2019, 02:27:27 PM »
Matt: “Do you eat your Mountain Dew peeled or unpeeled?”

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #689 on: September 30, 2019, 02:34:37 PM »
Sir Dave: “Doth thee wish another Dave for thy travels?”
Fizzler: “Uh... yea! Dave-solutely!”
Sir Dave: “Aha! Now you’re Davin’ it.”
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