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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #570 on: October 29, 2018, 12:27:04 PM »
Stark: "So is there anyone of you left that needs convincing?"
Clem: "Hey it's me Clem. I'm back with the corpse. Already left, got it, came back."
Guillaume: "Its got little wheels and everything. That's wonderful."
Clem: "Y'all guys were just talking so much..."
Greg: "Just tied Gabe's backpack to it and shot it back here."
Ax: "And Iiiii ordered Chinese."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #571 on: October 29, 2018, 12:41:12 PM »
Ax: "Oh... I knew I'd draw you eventually, little buddy."
James: "Aww no! It's time?"
Ax: "See, my deck came with a Joker and a guarantee, so I drew horns and a little sad face on it."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #572 on: October 30, 2018, 12:26:55 PM »
Ax: "He's getting a pirate shirt RIGHT at this moment."
Josh: "He's like 'I like this one. Can you make it floofier?"
Susan: "Just right around here at the sleeves."
Ax: "I want to not be able to walk out of a door properly."
Susan: "But I want it real right at treasure
Josh: "In warm weather I want to float away. Also twice the ruffles!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #573 on: November 07, 2018, 04:23:34 PM »
Matt: "That's the thing I learned about America: we're the only country with monster-free lakes."

Olaf: "Goblin, no."
Dusty: "Goblin yes!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #574 on: November 07, 2018, 06:21:12 PM »
Max: "Goblhns: the true communists."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #575 on: November 11, 2018, 06:12:39 PM »
Tome: "In two parts, I roll to find out if the trout are insecure.
Matt: "Okay."
Tome: "It's a 13, so probably. I'm going to insult my way across."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #576 on: November 11, 2018, 06:33:14 PM »
Max: "You found a Stardrop. It's strange, but it's taste reminds you of ESPORTS!!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #577 on: November 12, 2018, 03:41:17 PM »
Matt: "The bricks break your fall."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #578 on: November 13, 2018, 02:28:08 PM »
Josh: "Oh god. How do you roll dice?"
Greg: "Slash roll space blank-d-blank, exclamation exclamation k1."
Kevin: "Yep."
James: "I liked the blankety blank part."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #579 on: November 13, 2018, 03:26:09 PM »
Kevin: "Why are there ten things?"
Susan: "And what ARE those things?"
James: "I think you've miscounted, Kevin. There are ten. You're right."

James: "Its like Alex's guy from that fucking Fallout game. I'm a trader. I sneak up in ya and I TRADE ya!"
Greg: "That's the only thing I know about that game."
James: "That's about it. That's the notable thing."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #580 on: November 13, 2018, 04:51:14 PM »
*Guillaume draws his axe
Rockwell: "Really?"
Guillaume: "Much, MUCH bigger than you have tried."

Rockwell: "Now that just ain't sportsmanlike."
Gabe: "Neither is hiding in a barn!"
Rockwell: "Its a Chapel!"
Gabe: "Then shame on you!"
Guillaume: "NOTHING sporting will kill Guillaume Olivier!!"
Rockwell: "LOOK at this nonsense!!"

James: "Lot of people see it as scary. The church sees it as vaguely herectical."
Ax: "Consorting with the devil. Because they're not wrong."
James: "Because it isn't NOT."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #581 on: November 13, 2018, 06:04:10 PM »
Kevin: "That's the best 6 ever seen."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #582 on: November 13, 2018, 06:18:41 PM »
Gash: "I take it this man meant a lot to you."
Gabe: "Yea. I think he was the only sane one of us."
Mina: "I take some umbridge to that
Clem: "I mean, I liked him a lot but... mm."

Kevin: "Shesan average medium."
Greg: "At large."
Josh: "That doesn't..."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #583 on: November 13, 2018, 06:27:53 PM »
Stark: "I'll need you to strap that to something very, very secure."
Josh: "Strap it to Guillaume."

James, singing: "Corpse with a jet paaaack savin' the daaaay!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #584 on: November 13, 2018, 06:36:57 PM »
James: "When I die i want my body to be put to work solving crimes."
Kevin: "Wait I need to go write a will. I want a jet pack and I want it to solve crimes."
Greg: "To myself I leave my jet pack."
Josh: "To the world I leave my corpse. Corpse with a jet pack!!"
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