Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Travis: "Nick seems like an idiot who likes to take drugs."
Ax: "Your character has had 15 fuckin seconds to form that opinion!"
Max: "And that's all he needed!"
Kevin: "Your character gave him that impression in 15 seconds. What do you want?"

[Juju-Monster-Man]

Josh: "You get a Khorne. But we call it 'maize."
Max: "Where I come from, we call it 'labyrinth."
Travis: "Let's not go down this linguistic rabbit hole. ...or corn hole, you might call it."

"...Corn Hole..." should be "...Khorne hole..." gots to keeps the shitty wordplay goin'.

[luffy316]

Matt: "She looks way too grizzled to have a voice like that."
Max: "She can look grizzled and still have that voice. You shouldn't be so judgey, Matt."
Matt: "I judge everybody. I judge you!"
Charlie: "You can live a hard life and still sound like you want to give everyone fresh lemonade."

[Capman]

Matt: "She looks way too grizzled to have a voice like that."
Max: "She can look grizzled and still have that voice. You shouldn't be so judgey, Matt."
Matt: "I judge everybody. I judge you!"
Charlie: "You can live a hard life and still sound like you want to give everyone fresh lemonade."

judgin u

[luffy316]

James: "Internet, he just bagpiped a 1..."

[luffy316]

Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."

[Juju-Monster-Man]

Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."

Knew I could count on you.

[luffy316]

Matt: No. Our site's perfect. Listen to all 600 episodes."
Travis: Especially mine. I don't get enough playtime. ...Greg, I want more quotes.You can quote me quoting that."

Knew I could count on you.

The trick remains: mentioning the quotes page is the easiest way to get quoted. Savor that meta.

[luffy316]

Matt: "That seems like every time! It seems like every stage of this game is 'where the real Dark Souls begins!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Lanky Kong driving you home from the airport. Yea, THAT'S parody."

Matt: "YEA! Suck my clit!"

[luffy316]

Mort: "Would you like us to guilt you more?"
Travis: "And then Mort will turn around because that  was a stupid fuckin idea."
James: "He looks over at you and refers to you by your full name."
Travis: "Mort will bow respectfully and walk out. 'Mort, you didn't look like a Leslie."
Max: "I didn't expect you to have Leslie three times in your name! That's impressive."
Travis: "Mort Leslie Leslie Sleslie Leslie Jeanpiere."
James: "Throckmorton."
Max: "Mortleslie is a family name, you see..."
James: "Fucktown."
Travis: "Its pronounced Futon. The E is silent."
James: "It used to be Shithouse."

Axe: "I get my power armor because I might need to kill this xenos where he stands. Or where he sleeps."
Deande: "And I'll watch!"

Herzog: "They smell fear. And eat love."
Deande: "Good because I have neither to spare."
James: "Jeez. Where's you sunglasses?"
Max: "They're permanently fused to my face!"

[luffy316]

James: "Ohhh my god. If I ever play Rogue Trader, I'm going to play a rogue trader who's the head of a fast food dynasty."
Max: "Holyyyy fuck! I would run that game!!"

[luffy316]

Travis: "How many of my damn fruit snacks has this ork devastated?"

Max: "This is basically just asking for 40k Fiasco."
Josh, whispering: "We should do that..."

[luffy316]

James: Hey there, internet. Welcome back to Rogue Trader.
Max: "So how much will you give me for this rogue here? He's got a decent eyepatch. I think he's worth abooout two ruffians?"
Kevin: "How many vests does he have? Better be at least 2.
Max: "1 and a half? One's kind of shaving off."
James: "A bunch of belts? Ah! The FFX model."
Max: "I mean he's wearing two eye patches on top of each other. It's like a vest for the eye, right?"
James: "Who let you in here, Jeremiah Blitz?"
Travis' gravely voice: "I let myself in. Sorry."
Max: "I don't know who that is, but I assume he invented Blitzball."

[luffy316]

Max: "You just need to post a quote of this in the quotes thread and get at least 5 internet points. Then come back tomorrow for more."
Travis: "In the lead right now if luffy316. You'll never catch em."