Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Aka, the plot to Cars 2: We're Running Out of Dinosaurs"

Charlie: "It's the question everyone asks. How big is  the centaur dick?"
Max: "Depends if it comes out of the human part or the horse part."
Matt: "That's the worst unicorn!"

Charlie: "I too wish I had a spouse I could ride inside like a car. My ideal relationship is dictated in the various medias of Revolutionary Girl Utena."

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Charlie: "Politics should be more like Harry Potter."
Max: "YOU ARE IN THE LABOR PARTY! Aww man!"

Matt: "Totaly Spies is the Doug of the 2000s."
Charlie: "No... it isn't."
Matt: I like the resignation in your voice!"

Charlie: "Time to crack open a cold one with the girls... wait! Crack open a hot one with the girls!"

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James: "I'll form the head!"
Dalvek: "No, I'll be the head. You can be the butt."

Josh: Scylla basically shouts  'Captain, let's bounce."
James: "Let's bounce,' said the death worlder."
Max: "She means to throw somebody really hard on the ground so they bounce."
Herzog: "It's slang referring to the hyper kangaroos on Scilla's homeworld."
Josh: "Those things are terrifying."
Travis: "They know both punch and kick boxing."

Dalvek: "I realize you all want to kill me..."
Scylla: "Like SUPER hard!"
Deande: "Oh no, I just find you incredibly annoying."
Herzog: "I just want you to suffer..."
Dalvek: "What a multifaceted group of opinions about me."
Deande: "It's a rainbow of negativity."

Travis: "I hit a priest with a chair!"
James: "It wasn't even a folding chair."
Travis: "No! It was a nice wooden one!"

Herzog: "When I jumped on that table, I wasn't trying to hug him."
Dalvek: "Isn't that just what you did?"
Herzog: "That was a murder hug!"

James: "Please neutralize the Adventurous quirk on your ship."
Max: "Replace it with the demon summoning heresy quirk."
James: "Replace it with the Covered in Demons quirk."


Herzog: "The Emporer does appreciate new tools."
Scylla: "Then he must love this guy." *walks away
Kevin: "The bird swoops in with a microphone and drops it."

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Matt: "Well, pogo is the dark art."

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Max: "Ah, the most Inistrad of movies: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Josh: "The jaegermeister would make the best Dungeon World villain..."

 
James: "Lets all just Mystery Science Theater the rest of this combat. Or Waldorf and Statler, depending how they roll."

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Travis: "Grove lets out this giant laugh, which is probably a noise that none of you have ever heard out of him."
James: "Did someone's house just fall down?!"

[luffy316]

James: "Who do you think I make these jokes for!?"
Kevin: "Is it GREG!?"
James: "It is now!"

Travis: "That line is going to be quoted by Greg to prove you wrong!"
Kevin: "GREG! Don't do it! Do not succumb to his blatant... flattery!"
Travis: "See the problem is I called Greg out, and now he's such a... I have it so Greg will HAVE to do it, but he'll put a number of asterisks like 'I do this against my will. Kevin told me not to. Travis forced my hand. I'm very conflicted. I probably should erase this."
Matt: "I wanna see another set of asterisks that's like 'I'm writing this cuz Travis said this.' And it keeps going down as we keep talking..."
Kevin: "Have some goddamn pride! Do not applaud this sycophant. Maintain your artistic integrity!"
Matt: "He has the pride to be the only person who posts on our fucking forums anymore."
James: "I thought i'd never use my psych degree again."
Kevin: "I read all the posts."
Matt: "I read em too."
Kevin: "In the dark times, I read when someone thought I was funny."


Travis: "I look like a neo nazi, and the more I talk the more I sound like I was bred to be one."
James: "Well you are from the south."
Matt: "Right now Travis is wearing a wifebeater, and occasionally when he turns his body the right way I can see his nips."
Kevin: "Is that a neo nazi thing?!"

Matt: "If you're playing it straight, you're doing it wrong."
Travis: "Can that be the tagline for the game?"

James: "Every time he says 'nips' is gets 5% faster."

[luffy316]

Travis: "Did you know that if you add a little bit of olive oil to your kale, it helps it slide off your plate and into the trash."

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Charlie: "Remember when Bugs Bunny wore blackface for a hot second?"

Charlie: "Johnny Steamboat has two modes: dragon and steamboat.'
Matt: "A dragon's at least 5 steam boats."

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Matt: "And the bandit rabbit, who whenever he picks up a carrot, he picks up another carrot..."
Charlie: "Matt, with no frame of reference, you sound like a crazy person."

[Capman]

Matt: "And the bandit rabbit, who whenever he picks up a carrot, he picks up another carrot..."
Charlie: "Matt, with no frame of reference, you sound like a crazy person."

ngl even in context the rules for this game are nonsense

[Syn]

20 Points: You Did It Well!

[luffy316]

Max: "My master clown plan is complete!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "One thing you'll learn is that dice hate drama."

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Crazon: "I'll insert Dr Leviathan's thoughts here..."
Matt: "You could just insert a Lois Black rant and it'd be pretty much the same thing."