James: "Oh yes! Those things are a dime a dozen! Er, a throne a dozen. That's the word for money in this world. ...that last part was out of character."
Max: "Ah yes! That money! They haven't used that form of currency in some time! I mean WE haven't!"
James: "A million human dollars!!"
Max: "It's me! Mr. Notatitan. The human!"
James: "I heard your offer with my human ears!"
Max: "I get to know what three emotions the target is primarily feeling right now."
Kevin: "Greed, gluttony, and lust."
Kevin: "Nice work with the knucklers on that one... too bad his opponent had cybernetic teeth."
Josh: "I think he might have found a good one this time."
Ax: "Wouldn't that be great? Have a real winner around for a change. He could go far."
Kevin: "Oh! Dagger to the heart. So much for that."
Ax: "Ah well. It was fun to dream, wasn't it?"
Kevin: "Wait! His heart was on the other side! This is the best!"
Ax: "In the future, any L5R characters who lose all their Honor just become Warhammer 40K characters."
James: "There are no animals here, like they're avoiding it."
Josh: "As though it were some kind of Noid..."
James: "Well yea, but only if you're an asshole."
Josh: "As it so happens, I am."
Max: "I lay down my snake Jubilation..."
James: "Wait, hold on..."
Josh: "Snake jubilation..."
Max: "Yes, my snake named Jubilation."
Josh: "I'm sorry, but when you say it like that, it sounds like 'snake jubilation' is a thing."
Max: "Bam! Snake jubilation!"