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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #180 on: January 26, 2017, 01:09:03 AM »
Matt: "That's not even the embarassing story I'm going to tell. My one friend had Mario Party, but I didn't own Mario Party. So my friends and I made up an analog version of Mario Party. We had all the minigames, but we created a dice mechanic..."
Charlie: "What I'm hearing is that you made a superior version of Mario Party."

James: "I sneak behind the zombie and offer it a fresh flame broiled Whopper."
Matt: "No, you are not the Sneak King."
James: "PROVE IT!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #181 on: January 27, 2017, 12:33:37 AM »
Charlie: "When you do the voice, you wanna start with the Dr Light from Mega Man 8. You know. A homeless man eating an acorn."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #182 on: January 27, 2017, 11:53:03 AM »
Matt: "That's not even the embarassing story I'm going to tell. My one friend had Mario Party, but I didn't own Mario Party. So my friends and I made up an analog version of Mario Party. We had all the minigames, but we created a dice mechanic..."
Charlie: "What I'm hearing is that you made a superior version of Mario Party."

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #183 on: January 30, 2017, 07:12:34 PM »
James: "I think I just started a flame war with the MMA community."
Matt: "Yea, a lot of MMA fighters listen to podcasts."
Charlie: "At least we won't get any hatemail from boxers, because they can't type with boxing gloves on their hands."
James: "Guys... what if they want to fight me IRL?"
Charlie: "Then tell them to come down to the Drunk and the Ugly LLC Company Headquarters, HQ and Day Spa for an ass-kicking."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #184 on: January 30, 2017, 09:19:45 PM »
Charlie: "They couldn't just act like Uranus and Neptune were just cousins anymore. Also, boys turning into girls. that was illegal back then
they would have gone to anime jail."
Max: "Like everyone involved with Utena."
Charlie: "Wait, what happens to people in Utena?"
Max: "Nothing, it just had the most homosexual undertones."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #185 on: January 31, 2017, 01:36:11 PM »
Man, Utena was so great. But I don't know what you're on about Max
Spoiler: show

Just two close friends relaxing (shirts off since it's a hot day) on a red sports car while an other, also shirtless, boy takes gravure photos off them. Perfectly heterosexual.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #186 on: January 31, 2017, 08:56:27 PM »
Charlie: "I forgot sailors tend to swallow their words."
Ax: "This is why Declan's a boson and not a boatswain."
Charlie: "And why they're called gunnuls instead of 'gun holes."
James: "There's a lot of problems."
Ax: "Terrible story: Declan's name used to be 'Declaration."
James: "Declaration McKeirnan... That's a blacksploitation detective. Well, definitely not McKeirnan."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #187 on: January 31, 2017, 10:36:46 PM »
From the text chat of Jon's Base Raider game, in the context of John Henry being the owner of the base.

Max: God is this the thor of this setting? "BY THE HAMMER OF JOHN HENRY!"
Luke: It's the blackploitation Thor

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #188 on: February 04, 2017, 11:27:45 AM »
Matt: "Selling weed is still a federal crime."
Charlie: "Well we have to have another Civil War about this.... except this time, it's about something important, and not whether or not it's cool to own people. Turns out it's not! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. So says our lord and savior, Optimus Prime."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #189 on: February 04, 2017, 03:44:30 PM »
Matt: "Selling weed is still a federal crime."
Charlie: "Well we have to have another Civil War about this.... except this time, it's about something important, and not whether or not it's cool to own people. Turns out it's not! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. So says our lord and savior, Optimus Prime."

Hahaha what was that even from
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #190 on: February 05, 2017, 05:48:19 PM »
the last Pokemon random run. Charlie went into how he wasn't on Discord, so therefore he's on the deep web. He asked if you wanted to buy some weed for bit coins, and you pointed out how now you were all on the government watch lists
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #191 on: February 07, 2017, 01:05:10 AM »
James: "His parents probably wired him some money. Gonna throw a party. Gonna get krunk."
Nate: "On a scale of 1 to 10, just how krunk are you getting tonight?"
James: "Krunk!"
Manda: "James, you may just be an incredible actor, because I almost believe that you'd never been to a college party before."
Kevin: "Are you other kids also riding dirty?"


damn you, Luffington Threeston Sixteensy, for not remembering to check all of the Drunker and Uglier
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #192 on: February 07, 2017, 06:34:46 PM »
Manda: "Is Dianisces really just Party Cat?"
James: "Your recent parties haven't been up to par... ty."



Kevin: "I said I'd do you a favor..."
Manda's Sloth Demon: "Are we still at the bank?"
Kevin: "We're not in a bank. We're in an office building."
MSD: "Whaaat? I thought we were in a bank!"
Kevin: "No, the bank's across the street."
MSD: "There's a BANK around here!? Go rob it!"


Josh: "Why does a demon get a Monty Python joke?"
James: "Look, he's possessed a lot of people. Some of them squandered it."


Josh: "By the way, internet, I am playing Ishimanast of wrath and falsities, waver of destructive lies, chief deva of a hundred hosts, sower of doubt and scourge of the savage world
Sam: "He gets a new title every birthday."
James: "So he's like... nine?"


Manda: "Eat her dreams!"
Kevin: "I can't!"
Manda: "What!?"
Kevin: "You didn't give me that power!"
Manda: "Are you sure you're trying hard enough? I don't think your heart's into this. Did you try?"
Kevin: "Yea, okay... I'll go eat her dreams."
Matt: "How do you do that?"
Kevin: "I just go touch her head and say 'Yup. Eatin' her dreams right now."
Matt: "Which does nothing because you don't have that power. You're just half-hearted chewing on her hair."


Manda: "Kidnap her!"
Kevin: "I have a roommate!"
Manda: "You could use more!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #193 on: February 10, 2017, 03:01:53 PM »
Charlie: "You will acknowledge my dank memes!"

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #194 on: February 10, 2017, 05:22:21 PM »
Matt: "I only saw the gif." *pronounced as jiff
Charlie: "MATT! You will pronounce that like an American, Matt!"
Matt: "That's what the creator calls it. Also it flows better than 'gif."
Charlie: "YOU'LL flow better... when you're... dead!"
Matt: "Probably. Until rigor mortis sets in."
Charlie: "This is what I get when people call me out on saying 'herb."
Matt: "I mean, herb is one that makes sense, but it's not common in the United States. It's more common in England. But they also call things like 'to-mah-to' ad they talk about palellas."
Charlie: "Yea, and they pronounce it jiff. I mean gif! FUCK! Don't try this this Bugs Bunny shit with me!"
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