Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "A pre-9/11 world, when you could just marry people in comas."
Max: "Then George W. Bush used his powers to make it so you can't do that anymore! God bless America."

[luffy316]

James: "Oh yes! Those things are a dime a dozen! Er, a throne a dozen. That's the word for money in this world. ...that last part was out of character."
Max: "Ah yes! That money! They haven't used that form of currency in some time! I mean WE haven't!"
James: "A million human dollars!!"
Max: "It's me! Mr. Notatitan. The human!"
James: "I heard your offer with my human ears!"


Max: "I get to know what three emotions the target is primarily feeling right now."
Kevin: "Greed, gluttony, and lust."


Kevin: "Nice work with the knucklers on that one... too bad his opponent had cybernetic teeth."
Josh: "I think he might have found a good one this time."
Ax: "Wouldn't that be great? Have a real winner around for a change. He could go far."
Kevin: "Oh! Dagger to the heart. So much for that."
Ax: "Ah well. It was fun to dream, wasn't it?"
Kevin: "Wait! His heart was on the other side! This is the best!"


Ax: "In the future, any L5R characters who lose all their Honor just become Warhammer 40K characters."


James: "There are no animals here, like they're avoiding it."
Josh: "As though it were some kind of Noid..."
James: "Well yea, but only if you're an asshole."
Josh: "As it so happens, I am."

Max: "I lay down my snake Jubilation..."
James: "Wait, hold on..."
Josh: "Snake jubilation..."
Max: "Yes, my snake named Jubilation."
Josh: "I'm sorry, but when you say it like that, it sounds like 'snake jubilation' is a thing."
Max: "Bam! Snake jubilation!"

[luffy316]

James: "It's only been ten minutes."
Susan: "Wait, no way all that happened in ten minutes!"
Ax: "It totally did."
Charlie: "It's like comic book time."
Susan: "I mean, I get that, but it felt like my part with the kissing and the punching took more than 10 minutes..."
Charlie: "Listen! Frieza's about to blow up the planet in 5 minutes!"


Matt: "There's a racist deus ex machina living in my computer."
James: "That ghost's a racist! He could be wearing a Klan hood and we would never know!"
Charlie: "Statistically speaking, most ghosts would be racist."



Charlie: "I'm just thinking of one guy out in the streets going 'Fuck yea! Bread!"
James: "It's BREAD time, mother fuckers!"
Charlie: "Look at all these loaves!"
Ax: "I'm tossin' out bread like Jeeesus."


Charlie: "We've discovered the second word of Innish: Fuck."

[luffy316]

Axe: "Are you telling me it's 20,000 years in the future and we still can't use anything with Mickey Mouse on it?"
Max: "Have you SEEN him on anything in 40K? No. That's why."
James: "I assure you, the Rogue Trader Dynasty of Disney is alive and well."
Max: "Of COURSE it would be!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "How... did you see that guy!? How can being swallowed by him not be sexual?"
Max: "All I'm saying is not everything Fabio does is sexual."
Matt: "Charlie, are you saying you wanted to fuck that fish?"
Charlie: "No!"
Matt: "Do you wanna do butt stuff with that fish?

[luffy316]

Ax: "Here's the best part of Rogue Trader; no matter how nice this shit is, we are so rich that it's a waste of our time to take it back with us."
James: "If I spend the time to pick up a penny, I will lose millions of dollars!"
Max: "I have never been so deuchbag rich before in an RPG..."
James: "It's like Exalted, like that."
Max: "Never played it."
James: "That's fine. Neither have I. I just make fun of it sometimes."
Ax: "Max, you ever watch Dragon Ball Z?"
Max: "Oh, I have, actually."
Ax: "You ever watch that show and think 'I wanna be one of those guys..."
Max: "No, not-"
Ax: "Not so much with the stupid hair, but with the anime bullshit powers."
Max: "Oh! Then yes!"
Ax: "That's Exalted."
James: "Economically speaking, you're all super saiyans."

[QueenAelin]

I wont lie i'm pretty proud of my punching and kissing scene

[luffy316]

I wont lie i'm pretty proud of my punching and kissing scene

it was a wonderful ball of madness

that whole ship battle wasn't just super neato, but it finally let me understand how 7th Sea initiative works

[luffy316]

Susan: "Can you hear me?"
Charlie: "CHECK YOUR LEVELS!"
James: "Charlie, she can hear you!"
Matt: "TU ABLA ANGLAIS!?"

Charlie: "You can't tie up orbs!"
Susan: "That's what corsets are for..."

Matt: "Woo. Technical problems."
James: "The Wu Tech Clan..."
Matt: "Did you just say the Wu Tech Clan?"
Charlie: "That is some powerful shit you just said, James. Like now I want to play Shadowrun, so we can get the Wu Tech Clan's secret."
Matt: "We have to BE the Wu Tech Clan."
Charlie: "Yea, we have to steal our ablum back from the hedgefund guy."
Kevin :"Now hear me out. We're not going to plan Shadowrun, we're going to play L5R, the space samurai one."
James: "Isn't that Shadowrun?"
Charlie: "Isn't that Star Wars?"


Kevin: "Star Wars doesn't have the... wait, Star Wars DOES have an emperor. Oh crap!"
*uproarious laughter from Charlie
Ax: "My fuckin ears..."
James: "Charlie appreciated that piece of information..."

[luffy316]

Max: "Listen, kids. Speedrun life. Make friends along the way. Me and anime: we got you covered."

[cornbreab]

"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"

[luffy316]

"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"

Charlie: "What if we're actually the Sticky Bandits...?"
James: "From one of the Home Alones after three."
Charlie: "I thought there were only four."
James: "There's always one more than you think."
Ax: "And as soon as you acknowledge the fifth, the sixth starts production."

[Kevin]

"We're not doing another Santa themed episode....Kevin"

"We're not doing another Grinch themed episode either.... KEVIN"

Next time I'm going to have to hide it better and longer.  It'll be the best feeling in the world to hear those moments when they realize.

[luffy316]

James: "That reminds me of the time I turned on the TV and it took me twenty minutes to realize I was watching a gay rodeo. Turns out it's not all that different from a regular rodeo."


Decklan: "You gonna run?! Follow in the footsteps of your feckless leader?"
*rolls Taunt
Minion Leader: "Ya know what? No! That is not what we're gonna do right now! Get em!"
Matt: "I love Minion Leader. He's my favorite character."

[luffy316]

Kevin: "Before you go into warp, you hold an unarmed free for all. The last one standing gets to push the button."


Josh: "I just start grabbing and then suplexing everyone."
James: "And then you weep, for you have no one left to suplex."