Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I AM a doctor. I will do doctor things now."
James: "Doctor affiliated."
Charlie:  "Now before I start anything... is any of the things in front of me beans? Because I am a bean collection unit, and that is exclusively all I know how to do!"

Matt: "I figured he just has a real long coat that keeps catching on things whenever he tries to jump over something."
James: "My fashion defeats me again!"
Kevin: "I was meant to die this way!"

Charlie: "I tried to describe Shredder, but I didn't know how to do it without being obvious. Then again, I don't know how to describe Krang."
James: "Everyone, Matt just described Krang in the chat: 'He's like a pile of mashed potatoes in a buff man's crotch."

[Charlie72]

[luffy316]

James: "I can't remember which of my vital organs is metal and which of my metal organs is vital."

Charlie: "A ska tuba band. A scuba."

Ax: "40K! Where the men look like Baron Harkonnen and all the women look like Bayonetta. Or vice versa. Or sometimes both."

Josh: "Get thee dunkethed on!"
James: "You were close."
Josh: "Get thee dunked upon!"
James: "That's it! Get thee to a dunkery."

[luffy316]

Max: "I want that to be the summary of this whole thing: 'You did it, Matt! You MISSED it, Max!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

[Sabwones]

Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

Fucking Sergals, man.

[Ninjaguiden]

Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

This from one of the LPs?

[luffy316]

ya, from the last Pokemon Randomizer. learning about pokesonas and what Charlie remembers from the 90s!

[Juju-Monster-Man]

Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

Fucking Sergals, man.

Nah mate. Sergals are okay, like weasel sharks. This is a family show so I won't go into detail, but, well just avoid the fetish section... I've seen things I could only vaguely able to grasp. It haunts me.

[Capman]

Matt: "I could talk like a grizzled old war veteran about the things I've seen in the furry community. I've seen stuff that looks like H.R. Geiger paintings."

Fucking Sergals, man.

Similarly to Travis, I'll just leave this at having seen stuff I had to be told was porn

[luffy316]

Charlie: "What do I have to roll to invent the Mary Sue?"
Matt: "Nothing. Author insert characters have existed since forever."
James: "...Dante."
Ax: "Hey, Dante, who's in Hell? Everyone I hate. Who's in Heaven? This chick I'm in love with. What about that pope you don't like? He's in Hell, even though he's still alive."

James: "By Ax's decree, Deckland proceeds to sing every Disney villain song. Especially the ones about being a lion."
Matt: "I mean, isn't that basically what we're performing here anyway? The Lion King but with people?"
James: "Just change Lion to Leon and you're good."
Susan: "Let's be honest here: The Lion King was just Hamlet anyway."
Matt: "But with lions."
Kevin: "And with nazis."
James: "The goose-stepping was a little out of nowhere in that movie."
Matt: "You know what's good? Hamlet. You know what's better than Hamlet? Hamlet with nazis. Except the nazis are now hyenas."
Susan: "No, the hyenas were regular Germans. Scar was the nazis."

[luffy316]

Matt: "I am a man of many talents. All of them are garbage."

Mike E.: "|I've got that beat. My one friend had 4 layers of dry wall in his house."
Matt: "It's like the non-scary version of House of Leaves. The house just keeps getting slightly smaller."

[luffy316]

Charlie as Rick: "Y'see, Donny, I'm the one to invent the bread, Donny. The person in the bakery store, they're all liars. I've got the patent right here."
Max as Morty:  "Well gee, I've been eating bread for quite a while now..."
Charlie: "Donny, Donny... we've been lied to our entire lives! Donny, I went on a magical adventure, to a magical future, where everything's dead."
"Well my dad has a corn stash in this underground bunker, I think we'll be alright..."
Charlie: "I hope you enjoy your poop water, Donny."
Max: "I sure do!"
Charlie: "Cuz that's all there is down there."
Max: "What're you!? What do you do!? You just shoot rats!"

Max: "That was for you, Greg..."

[luffy316]

Matt: "Why would Ash getting arrested help them get Pikachu?"
Charlie: "They could buy him as a police auction!"

[luffy316]

Matt: "I think it's like a 5 course meal."
Charlie: "Ah. A hobbit choker."

Charlie: "Who's America's least favorite Bulbasaur?"
Matt: "Charmander."
Charlie: "No, I think it's Howard Taft."