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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #255 on: April 24, 2017, 11:33:55 PM »
Kevin: "That is not the same face!"
James: "I want a happier face! A much happier face! That's a sad face, Matt!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #256 on: April 26, 2017, 12:55:35 AM »
What was the context for that one?

sorry, I'd posted a reply when I got another good line right after...

Wizard blackface came up because Charlie mentioned a stereotypical wizard name, implying one with a staff, beard, and pointy hat with stars on it. which Matt called wizard blackface, which Charlie believed exists because Harry Potter wizards were pretty condescending towards muggles
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #257 on: April 27, 2017, 07:04:18 PM »
Manda: "Let's hit him with lava."
Sam (as demon): "I like it. This is a good goal."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #258 on: May 01, 2017, 08:18:32 AM »
Charlie on Jojo pt 4: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #259 on: May 01, 2017, 09:01:26 PM »
Charlie on Jojo pt 5: "It's just this guy trying to get these teenagers to stop kinkshaming him."
that is part 4 acatually

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #260 on: May 01, 2017, 09:16:36 PM »

Matt: "You just like... you think you've got a little of that Zip-loc bag in there and you twist it and it just doesn't work..."
Max: "Okay, but if you're trying to twist it while having sex, I think there's something going wrong in the sack."
Matt: "Isn't that your move? My move has a twist and like, a knuckle."
Max: "Believe me, you'll know when you see my moves."
Matt: "My move is the most powerful move.
Max: "My finishing move!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #261 on: May 02, 2017, 07:56:09 PM »
Matt: "It's a frozen yogurt place! It will never have an intimidating name! That goes for any franchise."
Kevin: "We will meet in the domain of the king of burgers."
James: "We shall share chicken nuggets and discuss our dark dealings. I'll have a Whopper of a deal for you."

Manda: "James, no! I can't handle doge memes right now!"

Matt as a concerned citizen: "Someone's trying to steal all the Egypt!!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #262 on: May 03, 2017, 09:40:34 AM »
I correct my statement minorly.  Forever Yogurt is a mildly intimidating name
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #263 on: May 03, 2017, 06:23:17 PM »
foreverrrrrr


Manda: "I came in like a wreeeeecking ball!"
Sam: "Manda? Get out."
James: "You have no idea how badly you've dated this podcast."
Kevin: "That reference will be especially insensitive in the future when we find out about how she died so tragically..."

Matt: "James, have you ever been to a party before?"
James: "Nah, I got kicked out."

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #264 on: May 04, 2017, 07:13:55 PM »
Herzog: "Alright. I'm going to need a scalpel and a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Hold on now. No one's getting amputated."
James: "Someone hands you a flesh stapler."
Faydra: "Get that thing out of here!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Well something's got to stop the bleeding!"
James: "He comes back with the flesh stapler."
Faydra: "I told you to get rid of that!"
James: "He takes away the flesh stapler."
Herzog: "Alright, we're doing this the old fashioned way. Bite down on this."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #265 on: May 08, 2017, 09:38:49 PM »
Susan: "I'm just going to wake up the most chipper vampire ever."
Josh: "Haha! It's funny that you think we'll let you wake up."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #266 on: May 16, 2017, 07:12:54 PM »
Mort: "Captain, you make my head hurt. Now let's go dress up like ants."

Travis: "What's the 40K version of Chuck Tingle fiction?"
Kevin: "Heresy."

Max: "I turn off Sensory Deprivation."
Riptooth: "I can see!!"
Max: "The Waaagh! has blessed me! It's a Waaaghmas miracle!"

Max: "How does psycher powers work with orks?"
Travis: "Terribly."
James, chanting: "Read his aura! Read his aura!"
Max: "Yes, that's what I'll do! His three strongest emotions!"
James: "Joy, anger, and WAAAAGH!"
Travis: "Foytin', foytin', foytin' and foytin'. I'll give ya the fourth one for free!"

James: "A shirtless man steps out into the arena. You can roll Perception to get a good look at him."
Max: "Oh no! He's hot!"

Travis: "Mort knows when to get out of dodge. You don't get to be this old by fighting!"
Max: "I may be weak, but I'm also terrified!!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #267 on: May 20, 2017, 12:20:16 PM »
Charlie: "Did you just call legs 'getaway sticks' again?"
Max: "Whatever, I do what I want!"
Matt: "I like that that's your limit after the episode where you talked about your doctor's appointment."
Charlie: "The doctor is a clinical... I didn't say the doctor touched my grab bag!"
Max: "So pseudo-words for things is your limit!?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #268 on: May 20, 2017, 12:41:34 PM »
Charlie: "Here's the question: is Luigi a virgin?"
Max: "He's extra virgin."
Matt: "Yea, I think he's a virgin."
Charlie: "I think he's waiting for marriage."
Matt: "Yea, and Daisy seems like the type to wait for marriage."
Charlie: "I... I'm going to disagree with you."
Max: "I'm going to have to agree with Charlie here: Daisy definitely fucks."
Charlie: "Peach I could see that argument, but Daisy definitely fucks. Waluigi's an insul  though. That's a word for when you would fuck, but you just can't. Because you're Waluigi."
Max, bursting into laughter: "I mean, you're not wrong."

Max: "His greatest curse and blessing: being Waluigi. The most powerful and the most cursed of men. What a lovely day to have a blessing, what a terrible night to have a curse."
Charlie: "Wario definitely fucks though."
Max, bursting into laughter hard: "Yea..."

Max: "I love that the controversy for that comic at first was 'What? Tracer is gay?' and then it became 'Wait, Torborn fucks?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #269 on: May 21, 2017, 01:11:28 PM »
Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"

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