Drunken Quotes thread

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Max: "I do NOT enjoy goblin whiskey."

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Missy: "Thank you again. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Skullchucker: "They call me Buff Tom."
Missy: "Well thank you, Buff Tom. You have been a pleasure."
James: "I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I panicked right there."
Susan: "Oh we heard."
James: "Call me B-Buff... Tom."
Greg: "Call meeee Jimmyyyyy the Wrench."
Josh: "To be fair the first name that popped in my mind was Shcrampum, which is not a real name."

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James: "You have a budding relationship with a Skullchucker named Shcrampum. I hope you're happy."
Josh: "Oh I'm ecstatic!"

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James: "Hang on, I'm getting a phone call. Hello? Uh huh. Charlie that sentence just got you nominated to play the new Rocky."

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Charlie: "What are spiders but the foxes of... sorry?"
Matt: "What?! Finish that sentence! I demand that you finish that sentence!"
James: "A spider's just a fox that can make a web!"

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Susan: "Sorry, everyone. I took Purdy. I can seduce people, not automatons."
Josh: "You can't seduce robots, but you can seduce androids."
Kevin: "You wanna come interface?"
Susan: "EXCUSE me?!"

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Kevin: "My keyboard is doing this really weird thing."
Josh: "Spiders keep coming out of it."
James: "It's chanting."

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Josh: "Fill my gun with deeeemons."
Ax: "You know, 20 years from now your gun is some evil artifact because it's been Winded so many times."
Josh: "Both of my guns. Chester and Jezebel."
Greg: "Historians believe this was the gun that killed Lincoln because it's full of fucking demons."
James: "Just like... chick full of that shit."
Greg: "Its like a guy with a microscope going 'Yup. That's demons."
James: "A noted Satanologist is known to have stated 'Whoa. Fuck!"

Ax: "You look down the sight and there's a devil there giving you a thumbs up."

Ax: "She runs up and grabs the barrel, which probably hurts because he just fired it."
Josh: "I mean... you could touch the buuuutt. You butt toucher."
Josh: "

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Susan: "Get in the robot, Guillaume!!"
Guillaume: "No, Papa! I will not!"

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James: "You get the occasional devilbat."
Susan: "Awwww."
James: "They are not cute."
Susan: "They are to me!"
James: "They're twelve feet long with a Fear rating!"
Josh: "Then it's cuter! It's just more if it to love!"

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Josh: "No deaths!?' Jesus Christ! I mean, Avison above!"
James: "Flying Jesus!"

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*party is in Circle of Truth
Conrad: "Fir what it's worth, whatever our differences, I still care deeply about what happens to each and every one of you. And I will do everything in my power to protect you."
Grimhilde: "None if us know if you resisted."
Josh: "Grimhilde smiles as she says this which is kind of a weird thing."
Conrad: "I suppose you don't. Then I'll show you."
Grimhilde: "Don't... don't you fuckin..."
Alyria: "Group hug."
Grimhilde: "Nope."
Conrad: "Bring it in."
Josh: "Grimhilde brings out a grappling hook that you didn't know she had and she goes up in the rafters."
James: "I think my Zobe of Truth reaches up there but I think that's all the truth we need."
Grimhilde: "I secretly want to be part of this hug but I'm not going to!"

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James: "Sinbad! The sexy wizard!"

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Susan: "If you had Pious, you would have quoted Bible verses back at him and he'd give you stuff."
James: "Oh he's one of those Bible wizards."
Max: "My new role playing system! Bible Wizards!"

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Max: "You can search for 'a fight?' HELL yea!"

Max, on Gobblin': "You get into all these situations that regular characters would never get into, which is great."

Tome: "In the name of our people, we need to yell into a shouty boy."

Tome: "It'll be full of violence, gold and chickens."

Chief Hoops: "I am the authority on this sort of thing!"
Stinkknife: "A ghost is not a sport!"
Chief Hoops: "How do you know a ghost isn't a sport!?"

Matt: "You find more bricks! MORE bricks! All for Tome!"