Drunken Quotes thread

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Clem: "I know all your weaknesses, selkie! Like bullets!"

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Max: "Oh no! I thought I was getting kicked out for not partying enough!"

James: "I had a guy interrupt a conversation just to tell me it was pronounced Cinna-bon, not Cinna-bun. He cared SO much."

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Josh: "He had one job!"
Ax: "You can't tell him what to do, mom."
Josh: "I damn well can as long as he's living on my roof!"

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Ax: "Oh I see what he's doing. What an asshole. I love him."

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Kevin: "Let's have a quick... 'This the DNU, and we endorse Gobblin'!"

Matt: "It's a good game. Goblin.house. Go to it."
Max: "Goblin house! Goblin house!"
Matt: "Gobblin'! Goblin.house..."
Max: "Goblin HOUUUUUSE!"

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Missy: "I could always give him some hair if the dog that bit him."
James: "You mean MORE demons?"

James: "My cousin's an apocryphal. He follows around the circus."
Ax: "I've got family out in Apocryphal!"
Greg: "I served out in Apocryphal."
James: "This whole game's an apocryphal. Wait, I mean anachronism."

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Josh: "Could I wipe some grease on a cloth, like say this blindfold I stole, then ysebthat to slide down this rail like I'm doing a sick grind?"
James: "So... you're going to oil up a blindfold... and use it to surf down a train rail to a travers you don't know the location to."
Josh: "I assume..."
James: "Roll Nimbleness."

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McShane: "Why are y'all so down on saspirillas?"
Mina: "Because our line of work can be psychologically taxing and the inability of this country or government or religion or both to deliver us from this taxation is unpleasant."

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James: "There's a picture of a winking prospector giving the okay sign. Beneath it us the slogan 'It's bourbon adjacent!"

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Travis: "Deal with me, internet!"

Matt: "I could write a story about how love is like a crockpot and it would probably lose a lot of things."
Travel s: "INTERNET!! It's time, internet!"

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James: "There's  one vote for Will Wheton. GUESS who it is!?"
Max: "It's Will Wheton."

Kevin: "Did you figure out what to do about your bear-a-trooper problem?"
James: "That was a problem for the players to solve."

James: "They're supposed to be hang gliding into a mission, except that one of the players has a pet bear. This being 7th Sea, the obvious solution would be that the bear has its own hang glider."
Max: "It's a very well-trained bear. He's smarter than your average bear."

Matt: "One of the things at the end is like 'do we have some queer games we can represent?" and David is like 'Yea, I have this one here. My friend Matt here is working on a game called Gobblin'' and I'm like 'W-wha?"

Matt: "I guess the goblins don't have gender. They use 'he,' but he is short for 'hechplack' which is the goblin word for 'another goblin."

Charlotte: "I don't enjoy whiskey, but I do enjoy Gobblin'."

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James: "I played three games that varied from fine to good but I played one of those games that remind you why you're a GM."

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Travis: "Think of it this way: people wanna fuck their computers. That was that anime. In 2018 has that desire lessened or increased?"

Matt: "Detroit: Become Human is David Cage presents David Cage's latest masterpiece. David Cage cannot be stopped. He will not be stopped. Someone please stop him."

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Max: "I remember your suggestion, Kevin, of using it if someone asked me 'why do you understand alll the words we say but only say 7 or so words, just shrug and say 'Economics."

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Matt: "I know the one you said the most was 'Stupid meat!"
Max: "Honestly that describes a lot of situations in Gobblin'. Let's be real here."