Drunken Quotes thread

[crazon]

Axe: I have the Swinging Knack... Hahahah! Fuck you 7th Seas, I'VE BEATEN YOU!!!

[Laura B]

The Friz might be a Harry Potter wizard. Breaking all the rules about interacting with No-Maj though.

[Ninjaguiden]

I have to say that it's a damn shame your LP channel doesn't have more views. I've been listening to the pokemon one and watching the Dark Cloud one while playing other games like Shadowverse and even though the gameplay of pokemon is not that interesting (you even admit it yourselves) the banter is 10/10. When I first heard Charlie in I think the 7th AP, I didn't know what to make of you but you're one hilarious dude and Matt you play the perfect straight man in the pair. Max is just there to suffer your tangents it seems 

[Sabwones]

Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.

[Ninjaguiden]

Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.

I have yet to watch that one, I could see that it could make for perhaps more serious conversations giving the themes of that game.

Also, if you guys haven't played Barkleys Shut up and Jam Gaiden I think that would be gold for your group.

[Sabwones]

Agreed - it's hard to find genuinely interesting coversation in LPs. The 'This War Of Mine' LP was amazingly good.

I have yet to watch that one, I could see that it could make for perhaps more serious conversations giving the themes of that game.

Also, if you guys haven't played Barkleys Shut up and Jam Gaiden I think that would be gold for your group.

The This War Of Mine LP and some of the later stuff (The Swapper, Hack/Slash, etc) have some more of the full-on discussions about storytelling and such. The earlier stuff is also very good, like the Silent Hill runs, The Cat Lady, it's all good.

Basically you guys have spoiled me for quality YouTube content.

[luffy316]

I've watched through most of them, and something about the pokemon LP's just work of Charlie remembering the 90s and going on tangents between Matt being baffled or steering his attention as necessary

[crazon]

Matt: This is just like in Lord of the Rings, except instead of digging too deep for Mithril, they just dug a deep hole to shit into.

Kevin: I'm pretty sure the fate witches make "Mean Girls" look like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants".
James: I'm pretty Sure they make "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" look like "The Ya-Ya Sisterhood"

Charlie: LISTEN, YOU HAVE PUSHED HER BUTTONS!
James: One button.

Charlie: What's the TN to invent Hamilton?
Charlie: We need the TN to invent America!

Charlie: Wait, they're at war with Russia AND Castille?
James: They've made some decisions OK.

[Capman]

I've watched through most of them, and something about the pokemon LP's just work of Charlie remembering the 90s and going on tangents between Matt being baffled or steering his attention as necessary

Yeah the first episode of that is good for the randomizer and then the gimmick gets kind of played beyond the times we run into gym leaders or Chaz

[luffy316]

Matt: "Spooooky noises."
Review Cultist: "Actually, we're probably posting this on New Year's. We already have our Halloween stuff."
Matt: "Oh. Spooooky New Year!"

[Capman]

Axe: I have the Swinging Knack... Hahahah! Fuck you 7th Seas, I'VE BEATEN YOU!!!

Honestly given the swashbuckling setting I'm surprised more of us didn't have Swinging

[luffy316]

Matt: "Man, the new design for Knuckles... he looks like a ham stuffed inside a pantyhose."
Charlie: "He looks like if Knuckles was a Battletoad."



Charlie: "I didn't hear anything. Just my own Hank Hill noises."


Charlie: "I don't think pornography has been invented yet."
Susan: "Oh hell yea it is!"
Axe: "As soon as you could scrawl a pair of tits on a wall..."
James: "I think it's existed as long as there's been imagery!"
Charlie: "Okay, I meant good pornography!"
"Well I think that's objective."
Kevin: "That's very objective."
James: "Just because you've experienced a higher bracket of pornography than nearly anyone throughout history..."
Matt: "See that guy? I bet he's seen 50 vaginas today."
James: "Ugh!"
Matt: "Kids today! Back in my day, I had one picture of a vagina, and that had to get me through highschool. By the time my parents found it, they thought it was an Arbys ad."
James: "Five boobs before breakfast! That's what I always say!"

 
James: "The classic game of Hidesmen and Lookyloos."
 

Matt: "What's going on in the background?"
Charlie: "Oh. Did you guys hear me using the Macho Man Randy Savage soundboard?"
James: *laughing* "Did you guys hear me using... the Randy Savage soundboard?!"
Kevin: "Give it three months. It'll be up on the quotes page..."

 

confirmed easiest way to get on the quotes page: say it'll be on the quotes page

[crazon]

Alex: I'll Take the Damage!
Kevin: The Emperor wants blood.
Axe: So that's 7 pen 1, so I think that 1 damage to you actually?
Alex: Dead, I'm dead. It killed me.
Axe: I dont think it killed you.
Alex: Where's, where's my character sheet to rip... I have to print it out to rip it up.

Josh: It's almost likely you said blasted flesh monkeys.
James: He didn't.
Josh: I know, but it sounded like it and I like that phrase... THOSE BLASTED FLESH MONKEYS!!!

James: Bone dust, it get'ss everywhere!
Sam: It's course and gritty, I hate it.
Josh: I hate you.
Sam: No you dont.
Axe: I love you.
James: Heresy!

Axe: Come, you know that scene would be a hundred times more awesome if it was about bone dust instead of sand!

Axe: I hate tusken raiders...
Sam: There course and gritty and...oh...

James: Why is there a draft around my liver.

[Capman]

James: "The classic game of Hidesmen and Lookyloos."

One of my favorite parts of the Vendel/Vesten book is the section on Vendel culture and how their vast wealth and quality of life has led to them more or less inventing leisure time and ways to fill it, like card games and the very popular "hiders and seekers"

[luffy316]

Matt: "You can roll Deceit to play it off... by being dismissive, oddly enough."
Ax: "I'm not dismissive! That's bullshit! Now can we move onto something important, like my money?

Matt: "You have accepted the contract '2 Dead, 2 Furious."
James: "Ughh! Can we unaccept it?"

Ax: "We're the bait, which is an unusual position for any of us to be in."
Josh: "I'm used to being the trap."