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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #390 on: December 18, 2017, 04:07:17 PM »
James: "The signature says 'Is no holy, is no Blinski."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #391 on: December 19, 2017, 10:52:43 AM »
Kevin: "These are the day fuckers. They're here to fuck your day."
James: "Foghter of the night fucker."
Max: "Please, they are equal opportunity fuckers."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #392 on: December 20, 2017, 06:57:50 PM »
Ax: "I've been skinner boxed into doing puzzles like these for years."
James: "This is why Dungeons and Dragons is evil..."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #393 on: December 20, 2017, 10:04:17 PM »
Matt: "MY favorite thing on the Space Marine chapter generator is you can roll the Brothers Brothers."
Max: "Just twooooo brothers."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #394 on: December 22, 2017, 11:07:52 PM »
Fort: "What kinda stuff should I be gettin'?"
Otho: "Just grab everything that you're not normally allowed to touch."
Fort: "Heh... eeeeheeheeheeee!"

James: "You can take Hatred: Tech Priest and get +10 to your Weapons Skill against them. Not your Ballistics Skill, though."
Max "Right, because you just want to punch em."
Ax: "Yup. It's because you hate them so much that you don't just want to kill em. You want to get your hands around their throats and just squeeze until the beeping stops."
Kevin: "I just imagine you start to strangle a tech priest and he just stands there waiting."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #395 on: December 23, 2017, 03:59:11 PM »
Charlie: "I just remembered that episode of Rugrats where Stu got Fred Flintstoned into thinking he was a baby. And therefore could talk to babies."
Matt: "What?!"

Charlie: "I like that I said 'Fred Flintstoned' and you knew what I meant."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #396 on: December 24, 2017, 10:59:41 AM »
Matt: "There's also several points where it says that it's never specified why Pelzwick is in a wheelchair, but it's implied to also be why his mom isn't around."
Charlie: "Wow. I think that's also the same reason that Patty Mayonnaise's dad is in a wheelchair."
Matt: "An unfortunate collision of the Doug-verses."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #397 on: December 28, 2017, 01:56:45 PM »
Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #398 on: December 28, 2017, 04:50:37 PM »
Travis: "God... a VHS of a video with a clown in it arriving mysteriously in the mail from Canada? You better believe that's going in the middle of the highway, not in my house. Rebecca is nodding at me right now."

Perhaps I'll just send him a "totes-not-Cursed" video file of that. Save on postage.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #399 on: December 29, 2017, 12:10:08 PM »
Max: "Fort is just hunched over, muttering the dumbed down prayers to the emporer that they taught the ogryn. 'I promise to be real good and not screw anything up. I swear."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #400 on: December 30, 2017, 11:44:36 PM »
James: "He's currently on fire. 'I'm willing to consider your proposal."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #401 on: January 05, 2018, 07:05:34 PM »
Faust: "It can't be an embarrassment if we never speak of it again."

James: "If I lick it, perhaps I can understand it."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #402 on: January 08, 2018, 04:04:36 PM »

James: "Is there a maid skeleton that comes through with a feather duster?"
Max: "No, no, that's not til you get to Not Castle Ravenloft slash not Castlevania."
Travis: "That one has a vacuum cleaner though."
Max: "No, no. That's the king fu one."
James: "You're thinking of Luigi's Mansion."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #403 on: January 09, 2018, 02:10:09 PM »
Josh: "I saw him throw a knife through a man's neck once. I'm okay with him!"
James: "I once saw him throw a baseball. It blew up a bird."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #404 on: January 12, 2018, 02:24:06 PM »
Josh: "I just wanted to get our stories straight."
Kevin: "What's wrong with our story?"
James: "Is it straight enough?"

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