Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I keep seeing tweets about swords in Texas?"
Matt: "Yea, Texas passed a law that allows open carry for swords."
Charlie: "Well, maybe that'll help ease out guns..."
Matt: "No, there's still guns. You can just look real anime now."
Charlie: "...all I'm saying is that Emperor Meiji wouldn't have allowed this."

[luffy316]

Matt: "And it's basically a shoggoth?"
Travis: "Think more sphincters and less eyes and teeth."

Travis: "And so with that what I decided to do is have a discussion and look at not just American ghost stories but horror media as a whole as kind of looking at some of theAmerican culture that you might think you see. It's not all hamburgers, titties, guns and freedom."

[Juju-Monster-Man]

Travis: "It's not all hamburgers, titties, guns and freedom."

FHREEDUM (TM)!

[luffy316]

Max: "Annnd that's the end of Dark Souls."
Matt: "I didn't expect this to turn into vore fiction."
Max: "Please. Everything I recommend turns into vore fiction."
Charlie: "Please, Matt... respect the vore."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I forget what sort of lies you'd tell your cat..."
Matt: "Meow."
Charlie: "Yea, that's a good one..."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I had to drive my dad home from a colonoscopy once."
Matt: "How was that?"
Charlie: "Okay."
Max, laughing: "This is the most fundamentally Charlie and Matt conversation I could ever think of. A tangentialy related story we might not necessarily want to hear about with the driest response."

[luffy316]

James: "Because of the way sound works, I'm always talking to Future Matt whenever I'm talking to Matt."

[luffy316]

Nick: "There could be spidermen in there, couldn't there?"
Max: "You've seen what some of the scientists create around here. You know it's never good."
Ax: "I need paintings! Paintings of these spidermen!"
James: "Are they strong? Listen, bud!"

[luffy316]

James: "I found dinner!"
Max: "Most of the birds you find are rather scrawny, and at least partly dessicated."
James: "I mean brunch!"

[luffy316]

James: "Kevin, I just realized you are almost literally playing a Shaman King character."
Max: "OH my god, he's even playing the one with his name."
Kevin: "What?!"
James: "There's a necromancer in Shaman King who became a necromancer to resurrect his dead wife.
Kevin: " Oh god dammit!"
Travis: "Yes! Let the weeb flow through you!"
James: "He's called Johann Faustus the 8th."
Kevin: "Oh god... how did this fucking happen?"

[crazon]

Dammit Luffy, Your quote kung-fu is too strong! I was just on my way over here to quote that same thing! lol

[luffy316]

James: "I'll jump in front of that chocolate bullet. I'll throw my body on that explosion of flavors."
Kevin: "We'll always remember your valor."
James: "Remember me when I'm 300 pounds!"

James: "That one usually works great on the planet of Little Italia."
Ax: "That's it. I gotta set a game there now."
James: "Only a one shot!"
Ax: "Death Watch. That's what it'll be."
Kevin: "I can see the comments now: 'This is the most racist game I've ever heard."
James: "Eyy! Yooo!"
Kevin: "Eyy, Commander Vinnie."
Ax: "Listen you little fuckstick. That's Battle Brother Vinnie to you!"

James: "Sir! Permission to get foot out of your mouth, sir!"
Kevin: "Permission granted."

Max: "It would look like we were in a tacky band if it wouldn't get us killed."
James: "Can we have a psycher and a chick in a bikini?"
Kevin: "Come on, can't it be both?"
Max: "Could the psycher be the chick in the bikini?"
James: "But we need a wizard!"
Max: "Could it be a bikini wizard?"
James: "Then what's on our mudflaps?"
Alex: "Slaanesh wailing on a guitar."
James: "Sir, that is extremely awesome and heretical."

James: "Sir, I've lost the invisible cloaks..."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Try jumping.' -Sun Tzu."

[Capman]

Sun Tzu says: "Use tongue but hole"

[luffy316]

Travis: "Dammit, I muted. I was saying funny shit. Uh, 12. 12 minus 3. I just killed myself. Freddy Krueger got my butthole."