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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #360 on: November 02, 2017, 06:43:35 PM »
ok, NOW I'm getting meta...

Travis: "I don't want to care! I want to be a goblin who can pick up another goblin and use him as a weapon that can be broken."
Greg: "That was the thing we realized when I had the interview with Ross Payton... last week? Anyway, he said how Tom played the Brute character, and he had an ability that could break his weapon, and when I mentioned that you can wield another goblin we kind of both realized 'Oh no! Ohhh no! It's like hitting a man with a water balloon filled with blood!"


Greg: "The d12 is the goblin of dice. It's weird and lonely and looks kinda funny. And long-term testing, I realized people are critting a LOT."
Travis: "It's ugly, dumb, and explosive."

Greg: "Hope you don't get a mimic on your pillow."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #361 on: November 02, 2017, 09:48:16 PM »
Matt: "There's also a coconut vape rig."
Charlie: "It fires in spurts."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #362 on: November 07, 2017, 07:19:21 PM »
Josh: "The never-ending struggle of spider vs public transportation."
Matt: "As shown to us in Spider-Man 2."

Alex: "After doing all these crosswords in the tank, I raised my Intelligence by 8."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #363 on: November 07, 2017, 08:41:44 PM »
James: "So... are any of you the traitor?"
Matt: "Nope."
Kevin: "Nah."
James: "Me neither but it's sure gonna look I am."

Matt: "Free handjobs for everybody!"
James: "Please administer them yourself!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #364 on: November 13, 2017, 06:21:09 PM »
James: "Great, now it looks like he's trying to serenade her with fucking bagpipes."
Ax: "He's outside in the rain."
Max: "Roll to woo!"
Travis: "Let me play you the song of my people! Bwaaaaaahnk!"
James: "Let me play you a honk of love."
Susan: "Well I'm wooed!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #365 on: November 13, 2017, 10:41:19 PM »
Matt: "We've avenged our captain's death! We successfully stabbed the ocean."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #366 on: November 17, 2017, 07:39:23 PM »
Matt: "Back in high school, we started a sci-fi club where we mostly just watched scifi movies, but because I was one of the founding members, I wanted to call it the Volcano Worshipers Club."

Matt: "I think I said on one of the posters 'Come to the Volcano Worshipers Club and get free money."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #367 on: November 17, 2017, 08:09:39 PM »
Matt: "I would like a giant wife!"

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #368 on: November 19, 2017, 03:18:40 PM »
Matt: "I would like a giant wife!"
Don't we all. *sigh*
Oi.

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #369 on: November 20, 2017, 10:42:42 AM »
Kevin: "Do you have any idea how much it would cost to put safeties on EVERY gun the Imperium makes? It wouldn't outweigh the cost of lives lost."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #370 on: November 20, 2017, 10:49:15 AM »
Alex: "I think I had some rations left back in the Hellhound..."
James: "I don't trust anything not to spoil in that thing."
Alex: "Also it was leaking coolant. It was all over the floor where I left them... in other news, my shoes are fucked."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #371 on: November 20, 2017, 02:02:55 PM »
James: "Steady on. Steady on. He's uh... it's a soldier's good luck thing. Baseball magic. You know. I mean... Emperor's...
Max:"Ball..."
James: "Ball hit... stadium game."
Max: "Emperor's ball hit. Much faith. Very good. Wow."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #372 on: November 20, 2017, 02:08:49 PM »
Kevin: "What are you doing with the air compressor, a rag and a bucket? Are you making a ghost?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #373 on: November 20, 2017, 04:27:21 PM »
Kevin: "Do you have any idea how much it would cost to put safeties on EVERY gun the Imperium makes? It wouldn't outweigh the cost of lives lost."

Safeties would be breaking the faith in the weapon's war spirit anyway
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #374 on: November 20, 2017, 09:05:43 PM »
Max: "I'll be up here. Where the dreams live."
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