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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #330 on: September 04, 2017, 12:50:21 PM »
Matt: This is only going Luffy, THAT'S IT!
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #331 on: September 04, 2017, 01:29:39 PM »
It's not quite egotistical until I'm quoting myself in a game. Which I have done before in the old Wrongclocks thread... but by the time David and ab3 were doing introductions in voices and "I'm just a baby!" I was giggling

Matt: "No matter what I end up doing, this is going to be amazing."

Spike: “What’d he say!?”
Gibbor: “He said ‘ug!”

Travis: “Having played this game and heard it played before, you’re doing it right.”

Olaf: “Ug, you are the emotional center of this team.”

Spike: “You can use my semi-automatic machine gun.”
Dusty: “Good lord! I’m not a married goblin, but I ought to be!”

Plotting to kill and rob Mad Drongo.
Olaf: “Now we’re gonna wanna get the jump on him. He’s got good hearin’, so he’ll be hearing everything we’re saying…”

David: “I have not legit laughed this hard at a game in years. Even if the system isn't as good and great and punched up as you want it to be, the encounters were amazing the game itself was enchanting and the experience was pure enjoyment. I would give it 10 outta 10 would recommend to everyone. Thank you so much for letting us play.”

Dusty: “I can reload it for ya. All I ask is you don’t interrupt me when I do it. Learn to knock, you animals.”

Travis: “Now you realize why this is never ever a one-shot.”

Matt: “He whiffs. You shot him in his punchin’ eye.”

Olaf: “I have a boomstick!”
Dusty: “I love it when you talk dirty.”

Travis: “I want him to just have the gunslinger oath, but with headbutt instead of gun.”

Spike: “Spork is also here! He is my spirit of vengeance!”

Dusty: “Shoot him in the gonads! That’s where the future monkeys live! I hope you appreciate this, other Greg.”

Spike: I wasn’t shooting at you! I was shooting him.”
Matt: “I thought you were going to say ‘I was shooting WITH you.”

Dusty: “I’ve only got three fingers. Eating sandwiches is weird.”

Dusty: “Goblins are ruining the economy!”

Dusty: “The boy’s obsessed with doodoo! He’s right!”

Spike: “If I let Spork go and he comes back to me, then he was truly mine.”
Spork: “Peace out, chuckle fucks.”

Dusty: “It was a blue moon! I saw a jackrabbit with a woman’s face! I stole that from Patton Oswalt…”

Olaf: “Ug you are a poet. I think that was a sonnet.”
Spike: “Ug-amic pentameter.”
Gibor: “I’m gonna write that down…”

Spike: “This way, he’ll set off all the traps for us.”
Olaf: “That’s horrible thing to say! He would only set off the first trap, maybe the second. Third if he splattered everywhere!”

Gibor: “I shoot him with my slingshot!”
Spike: “You have a slingshot?!”
Gibor: “Uh huh!”
Spike: “All I’ve got is this machine gun!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #332 on: September 06, 2017, 12:18:56 AM »
Faydra's Mother: "Are you trying to tell me you're going to join forces with the Delvak dynasty, fight an imperial inquisitor, then betray him to frame him for high treason?"
Faydra: "That's the long and short of it, yea."
Faydra's Mother: "You're becoming just like your father. I'm so proud. XOXO. Will 5 cruisers be enough?"
Josh: "Five CRUISERS!?"
Faydra: "It's never enough. Everyone! We go to WAR!!"
Travis: "Mom sent travel money! We get to go!"

Faydra: "Well, the victor writes history, as they say."
Travis: "Who the hell is Victor?"
James: "A little animated doll falls out of Herzog's coat."
Kevin: "Oh no..."

James: "I'll link you my notes after the show."
Josh: "Does it just say 'fuck em?"

Josh: "Technically, there is no heaven. You just get to be with The Emperor."
Ax: "Except that you can't, because he's in suspended animation, half-dead on his throne."
James: "You're not allowed to talk about that! He's off fighting demons in super-heaven, okay?!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #333 on: September 06, 2017, 07:45:59 PM »
Scylla: "Isn't that the point? Lose yourself in battle to die for a greater cause?"
Herzog: "Actually, I think it's the opposite. Battle helps you find yourself. It chips away all the layers until you're just left with your true self."
Josh: "She's actually going to smile at that, because she was totally expecting a preachy bullshit answer, and he gave her a badass real answer."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #334 on: September 12, 2017, 03:16:13 PM »
James: "May I refer you to the theory of misappropriation of arousal?"
Max: "What is happening right now?!"


Faustus: "Well if you're not going to marry him you should do the next best thing."
Conrad: "Fauuuustus...?"
Faustus: "Crush him."
Conrad: "Fauuuuustus...!?"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #335 on: September 12, 2017, 03:22:26 PM »
Nick: "Now I can play my bagpipes in the way."
Faust: "I miss boredom!!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #336 on: September 19, 2017, 04:20:08 PM »
James: "And then an Aquila lands nearby."
Scilla: "Get in, you dumb fucks!"
Ax: "Faydra was about to kneel in prayer but that's a compelling argument."

Josh: "Good thing we have the train made of chainsaws in the party."

James: "So your corporal Max Powerslam shows up... that's not his real name."
Josh: "It's Maximus Powerslam."
Ax: "Hey the Powerslams are of a noble line. We'll sometimes marry a 7th generation Powerslam."

Inquisitor: "That's a surprising amount of information to know."
Mord: "Sweetie, it's just my job to know things I shouldn't."
Ax: "I love Mord..."
Max: "He's like that cat on Adventure Time."
James: "Greetings Jeff the human.' 'That's almost my name!"

Travis: "Do you realize how expensive this thing is. For one shot, I could buy 10,000 chairs."
Max: "Motherfucker I would shoot you if I could afford the bullets."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #337 on: September 22, 2017, 06:32:04 PM »
Charlie: "Chimpanzees can rip your face off, and they WILL!"
Max: "Yea, Chimpanzees are pretty awful."
Charlie: "They just can't use bonobos because they keep fucking, and you can't show that on film."
Matt: "They're 4 foot two and constantly fuckin', and you can't teach that!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #338 on: September 24, 2017, 08:37:45 PM »
Max: "You face down this man filled with muscles."
James: "Six foot four and full of muscles..."
Max: "Its like they went to fill him with muscles and then forgot to turn off the spigot."
James: "No middle sliders!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #339 on: September 26, 2017, 08:15:42 PM »
Dunno if Luffy got this one, but...

Josh/Grimhild: "Alright my logic is: She's an Old Woman in Stensia..."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #340 on: September 28, 2017, 11:01:02 PM »
Charlie: "Rick Rude, still in an ongoing match with Batman. We're not sure where Batman is right now... but we have Bruce Wayne here for commentary on the subject."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #341 on: September 30, 2017, 11:40:51 AM »
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #342 on: September 30, 2017, 12:52:57 PM »
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #343 on: October 01, 2017, 05:07:09 AM »
Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"

I need the sauce on this one. I can just imagine Max's laughter now, but I genuinely want to hear Matt's reaction.

Enjoy:
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #344 on: October 02, 2017, 01:14:17 PM »
Charlie: "Rick Rude, still in an ongoing match with Batman. We're not sure where Batman is right now... but we have Bruce Wayne here for commentary on the subject."

Rick Rude keeps stealing our gimmick of being the meta-heel, the worst kind of wrestler whose entire character is to have shitty matches to piss the fans off
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