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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 15, 2019, 09:51:56 PM »
Matt: "Don't mess with somebody with a bottle of piss."
James: "They call me The Wet Bandit!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 11, 2019, 03:35:14 PM »
Goldy: This here’s a little ditty about this one time I got ripped in half!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 11, 2019, 03:16:50 PM »
Matt: “So Pastry Pals Firescar Clutchgrind Go Go Goldecko.”
Fizzler: “Yes. That is our band.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 11, 2019, 02:43:48 PM »
Fizzler: “It’s the last thing our ride need... a Mural of a wizard!”
Goldy: “Wizards suck!”
Baker Boys: “Yea! Wizards suck!”
“We need a goblin wearing a wizard hat he stole off a wizard!”
“And his robes!”
Garza: “And I’m standing here, BEING a goblin who casts magic.”

Fizzler: “I know... flames!”
Group: “Flaaaames!”
Goldy: “Do we have matches?”
Garza: “No no. Fake flames.”
Goldy: “Ohhhh.”
Fizzler: “Flames that never go out.”
Goldy: *long gasp
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 11, 2019, 02:32:58 PM »
Fizzler points to a car tire
Fizzler: “I pulled that out of a skrat.”
Godly: “I envy their powers...”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 10, 2019, 08:06:10 PM »
Charlie: "Hold on. I have no depth perception so I can't tell how far away his ass is."
Matt: "This ass goes on forever!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 10, 2019, 02:40:11 PM »
Baker Boys: “It seems like we’d be the most high-end, richest people if we could live in a car!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 10, 2019, 02:05:22 AM »
Matt: "Have you ever tried to fuck someone on a pile of stone faces!?"
Kevin: "You shut the fuck up, Matt! I'll do what I want!"
Matt: "You might have a sex accident!"
Kevin: "I prefer 'sexident."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 09, 2019, 08:43:04 PM »
Max: "We flip for the hit location and... his Fuzzy Groin! You hit the monster right in the dingdong!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on October 07, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »
Matt: "Surprise, bitches! I brought my own walls!"
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