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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #690 on: October 01, 2019, 06:21:51 PM »
Baker Boys: “Boysco is going ‘DUN dun, dun dun dundun’ while the other ones are going “doodeedooo Doodedoooo!”
*to Mission Impossible theme

Fizzled: “I’m  gonna scavenge up a marker and just write Dave in the bottom of his foot.”
Gecko; “New Dave.”
Fizzier: “Yep. He’s gonna write ‘New Dave.”
Dixie: “Now this is a Dave I can get behind!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #691 on: October 02, 2019, 06:10:03 PM »
Travis: “Fank you fir callin Squiggy Johns. How can I help you? Reddest delivery you’ve eva seen.”
Max: “We keep da meat red so it gets to you fasta.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #692 on: October 04, 2019, 03:44:30 PM »
Max: “I pull up alongside the riders and start pulling sick doughnuts next to them to spell out ‘Fuck you’ but misspelled in fire.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #693 on: October 04, 2019, 03:48:03 PM »
Matt: “There’s a lot of chittering and fighting and banging and when you look back the raccoon is now driving the car. On the raccoons first and only action he bashes his car into the other one and they explode. He gives you a salute.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #694 on: October 07, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »
Matt: "Surprise, bitches! I brought my own walls!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #695 on: October 09, 2019, 08:43:04 PM »
Max: "We flip for the hit location and... his Fuzzy Groin! You hit the monster right in the dingdong!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #696 on: October 10, 2019, 02:05:22 AM »
Matt: "Have you ever tried to fuck someone on a pile of stone faces!?"
Kevin: "You shut the fuck up, Matt! I'll do what I want!"
Matt: "You might have a sex accident!"
Kevin: "I prefer 'sexident."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #697 on: October 10, 2019, 02:40:11 PM »
Baker Boys: “It seems like we’d be the most high-end, richest people if we could live in a car!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #698 on: October 10, 2019, 08:06:10 PM »
Charlie: "Hold on. I have no depth perception so I can't tell how far away his ass is."
Matt: "This ass goes on forever!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #699 on: October 11, 2019, 02:32:58 PM »
Fizzler points to a car tire
Fizzler: “I pulled that out of a skrat.”
Godly: “I envy their powers...”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #700 on: October 11, 2019, 02:43:48 PM »
Fizzler: “It’s the last thing our ride need... a Mural of a wizard!”
Goldy: “Wizards suck!”
Baker Boys: “Yea! Wizards suck!”
“We need a goblin wearing a wizard hat he stole off a wizard!”
“And his robes!”
Garza: “And I’m standing here, BEING a goblin who casts magic.”

Fizzler: “I know... flames!”
Group: “Flaaaames!”
Goldy: “Do we have matches?”
Garza: “No no. Fake flames.”
Goldy: “Ohhhh.”
Fizzler: “Flames that never go out.”
Goldy: *long gasp
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #701 on: October 11, 2019, 03:16:50 PM »
Matt: “So Pastry Pals Firescar Clutchgrind Go Go Goldecko.”
Fizzler: “Yes. That is our band.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #702 on: October 11, 2019, 03:35:14 PM »
Goldy: This here’s a little ditty about this one time I got ripped in half!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #703 on: October 15, 2019, 09:51:56 PM »
Matt: "Don't mess with somebody with a bottle of piss."
James: "They call me The Wet Bandit!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #704 on: October 15, 2019, 09:56:35 PM »
Max: "What a terrible night to have an Andrew!"
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