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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on May 23, 2019, 02:45:10 PM »
Kevin: “Make am Agility year.”
Ax: “Nope! I fall in my ass and the girl I like is there.”
Matt: “Spend a Fate Point.”
Kevin: “This is some bullshit.”
Ax: “You know what? I will. Nope! I land and shit my pants! What’s that? I’m receiving urgent information. His parents are getting divorced!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on May 21, 2019, 09:48:07 PM »
Matt: "Susan sent me a text saying any and all squelching noises you heard was me putting on hand lotion. By the way, James was worried."

Kevin: "You have a degree in Space Marine medicine."
Matt: "The hazing it ridiculous."
James: "Eat this volcano."

Kevin: "His power axe can't malfunction."
Matt: "He lists his grip and drops it axe first so it sinks into the earth until it hits the center of the planet."
Ax: "Then his space marine pants fall down and we all laugh at him."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on May 20, 2019, 11:37:46 PM »
Me: "I'm the first mate AND the captain!"
James: "You're first mate on your own ship? That's some self esteem issues."
Me: "Yeaaa she's got that."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on May 07, 2019, 11:29:10 PM »
Greg: "How much do you think a guard gets to do at a Pocky factory? He's just killing time. ...and witnesses."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 30, 2019, 03:30:15 PM »
James : “It’s ‘popping and melting his eyes like super-heated eggs.”
Danielle: “Is it weird that now I want eggs?”
Janes: “Yes.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 18, 2019, 06:42:40 PM »
Boomboom: “Oi! I had my balls blasted once!”
Matt: “He just walks inside. There is no ending to that.”
Nerdo: “That’s alright. Helmets take more lives than they save.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 18, 2019, 06:37:59 PM »
Matt: “Rehardless of how locked the door is, Boomboom kicks it open.”
Kevin: “Nerdi kicks it closed.”

Boomboom: “Ugh. This tastes like tar. And sadnesss.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 17, 2019, 02:50:26 PM »
Kevin: “It’s too small for you to wear a hat, but it’s big enough for Pyramid Head to wear as a hat.”
James: “Why are those your first and second units of measurement?!”
Matt: “It gave me the best impression of how big it was!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 17, 2019, 01:31:21 PM »
Ax: “Oh Khorne’s balls, what is that?”
Kevin: “By Khorne’s massive brass balls.”
Matt: “That reminds me of my favorite swear from the books. Just an imperial guard going ‘By the Emporer’s hot balls!”
Max: “That’s just how I pictured them. Majesticles.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on April 16, 2019, 02:34:00 PM »
Matt: “The ‘joke’ was Michael Bay.”
Danielle: “You just summed up living with the Colmars in one sentence.”
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