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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on March 27, 2017, 07:05:09 PM »
Matt: "Dear Captain Berek, I always hated you.' Then the rest of the letter is just Deckland spitting on the page."
James: "He just puts it in the pile with the rest."


Ax: "Well since I got put on brute squad duty.
James: "You put yourself on brute squad duty."
Ax: "I love brute squad duty."
Charlie: "While you're just over there River City Ransoming people..."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by Capman on March 26, 2017, 10:54:35 PM »
"I don't know why people watch this stream" becomes a more regular occurence the more streams we do
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on March 23, 2017, 08:44:32 PM »
Charlie: "Is Mudsport a thing? Or is that just scat in general?"
Matt: "Yea, I mean... it might be?"
Charlie: "Because watersports is peepee. Peepee fun times."
Matt, bursting into laughter: "God! Somehow that's an even more uncomfortable way to say that. I don't know why people watch this stream!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on March 23, 2017, 08:04:17 PM »
Charlie: "When are we going to release the album of every time I broke in to quote unquote song on recording?"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on March 22, 2017, 11:02:00 PM »
Charlie: "I'm putting you on the spot. Which Overwatch character would you make the love to?"
Matt: "I dunno, Mercy. She seems like a gentle lover and also a cyborg angel."
Charlie: "You know, I'd go to the opposite side of the spectrum and say Pharah."
Matt: "That the big russian lady?"
Charlie: "No, that's Mercy's girlfriend."
Matt: "Ahh, okay."
Charlie: "Ana's daughter... Egyptian Samus."
Matt: "Right! I remember that..."
Charlie: "She's also my main, so it's part of my brand. I think when you main someone, you have to put them up on the 'would fuck' scale."


Charlie: "I mean, how old is Bastion? Is he legal?"
Matt: "Do you wanna fuck the robot?"
Charlie: "Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the robot."
Matt: "What tweet was that again?"
Charlie: "The guy from the Betsy Ross museum."
Matt: "Oh yea... that line also sums up a lot of the Five Nights At Freddies fandom."
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assume you're called to join one of those games, where you can pick someone to play as from any universe, canon, show or concept. What do you go with? Restoration of a thread from the old boards, if you missed it.


after a lot of consideration (The Scottsman from Samurai Jack, Chaptor the gentleman velociraptor, and the Heavy Weapons Guy), a Cards Against Humanity hand made me determine I'd play as a giant wicker mecha infused with the spirit of Nicolas Cage after his noble sacrifice


So what's your pick!?
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Community Actual Play / Re: I POSTED COCKLORDS!
« Last post by Clockwurke Bear on March 21, 2017, 08:51:28 PM »
Have to say - really impressed that this actually played out so well.

The trick is just acting as if there is nothing weird. And once you do that, it's basically just general gritty fantasy. Like in all my gritty fantasies.
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Last post by luffy316 on March 21, 2017, 06:37:03 PM »
Travis: "Can that fit in our trunk, because it looks like it's worth a lot of money."
James: "It cannot fit in your trunk."
Max: "I'm sorry, we have too much junk in it."
Travis: "Yeeaaaaaa!"
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Community Actual Play / Re: I POSTED COCKLORDS!
« Last post by Sabwones on March 21, 2017, 01:53:32 PM »
Have to say - really impressed that this actually played out so well. I'm interested to see where this campaign goes.

Also, if you ever want to try something similar in the vanilla Apocalypse World engine, you could always try...

...Into The Vaglands.
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Community Actual Play / I POSTED COCKLORDS!
« Last post by luffy316 on March 20, 2017, 10:33:48 PM »
I finally got a run a game I've been dying to do for a long time now. After someone called someone a "cocklord" a few years ago, I jokingly mistook it for a rank. After some bellowing in Space Marine voices about fantasy dick jokes, I swore to one day run a game where Cocklords ruled a land, and no one in the setting quite realized that everything in their serious and violent world was named after genitalia. I got a lot of the same response: "I want this to happen, but I couldn't stand to play it."


I finally got some guys to play it in Dungeon World. I'm incredibly pleased that they did and proud that I was not only able to run it, but we all kept up the spirit of occasional puns but otherwise, the absolutely most serious and straight-faced game I could run, of politics and kidnappings and war; just set in the kingdom of Domepeace at the pre-wedding feast of Cocklord Phallus and Lady Boner.

http://community.drunkandugly.com/2017/03/20/cocklords-pt-1-thrust-into-danger/
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