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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 20, 2016, 07:00:07 PM »
Max: "I want that to be the summary of this whole thing: 'You did it, Matt! You MISSED it, Max!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 20, 2016, 06:41:15 PM »
James: "I can't remember which of my vital organs is metal and which of my metal organs is vital."
Charlie: "A ska tuba band. A scuba."
Ax: "40K! Where the men look like Baron Harkonnen and all the women look like Bayonetta. Or vice versa. Or sometimes both."
Josh: "Get thee dunkethed on!"
James: "You were close."
Josh: "Get thee dunked upon!"
James: "That's it! Get thee to a dunkery."
Charlie: "A ska tuba band. A scuba."
Ax: "40K! Where the men look like Baron Harkonnen and all the women look like Bayonetta. Or vice versa. Or sometimes both."
Josh: "Get thee dunkethed on!"
James: "You were close."
Josh: "Get thee dunked upon!"
James: "That's it! Get thee to a dunkery."
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Forum Roleplaying / Re: Disney Villains United play-by-post invite
« on: December 18, 2016, 11:05:05 PM »
annnnd started recording and posting on the community site again. first ep up http://community.drunkandugly.com/2016/12/13/disney-villains-victorious-ep-1-make-american-colonies-great-again/
got part 2 coming soon
got part 2 coming soon
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Show Discussion / Re: 7th Sea and other magical piratey things question
« on: December 16, 2016, 11:23:47 PM »
so in the latest 7th Sea with the soul-gem that possesses people, why was Francesca immune to them? witch powers?
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 13, 2016, 06:45:00 PM »
Charlie: "I AM a doctor. I will do doctor things now."
James: "Doctor affiliated."
Charlie: "Now before I start anything... is any of the things in front of me beans? Because I am a bean collection unit, and that is exclusively all I know how to do!"
Matt: "I figured he just has a real long coat that keeps catching on things whenever he tries to jump over something."
James: "My fashion defeats me again!"
Kevin: "I was meant to die this way!"
Charlie: "I tried to describe Shredder, but I didn't know how to do it without being obvious. Then again, I don't know how to describe Krang."
James: "Everyone, Matt just described Krang in the chat: 'He's like a pile of mashed potatoes in a buff man's crotch."
James: "Doctor affiliated."
Charlie: "Now before I start anything... is any of the things in front of me beans? Because I am a bean collection unit, and that is exclusively all I know how to do!"
Matt: "I figured he just has a real long coat that keeps catching on things whenever he tries to jump over something."
James: "My fashion defeats me again!"
Kevin: "I was meant to die this way!"
Charlie: "I tried to describe Shredder, but I didn't know how to do it without being obvious. Then again, I don't know how to describe Krang."
James: "Everyone, Matt just described Krang in the chat: 'He's like a pile of mashed potatoes in a buff man's crotch."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 12, 2016, 09:50:47 PM »
Charlie: "Is catfishing esports?"
Max: "I would watch the pro leagues of catfishing."
Matt: "You know, I would too."
Max, in a hushed voice: "Oh, oh and yes, yes he has a milf on the line let's see if he can keep it in."
Charlie in a hushed voice: "This is 140 pounder. This would be very nice catch."
Max: "Oh, oh and there are the nudes. Wonderful. Wonderful."
Charlie: "That looks like 84 inches... 70 inches.... 75 inches. Noce proportions."
Max: "Now it looks like two of our competitors have gotten their lines tangled up and now how nuvdes of each other. this has some somewhere fast."
Max: "I would watch the pro leagues of catfishing."
Matt: "You know, I would too."
Max, in a hushed voice: "Oh, oh and yes, yes he has a milf on the line let's see if he can keep it in."
Charlie in a hushed voice: "This is 140 pounder. This would be very nice catch."
Max: "Oh, oh and there are the nudes. Wonderful. Wonderful."
Charlie: "That looks like 84 inches... 70 inches.... 75 inches. Noce proportions."
Max: "Now it looks like two of our competitors have gotten their lines tangled up and now how nuvdes of each other. this has some somewhere fast."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 10, 2016, 10:54:02 PM »
Kevin: "It's easier to hack yourself to be Bad than all of them to be Good."
James: "But Kevin, think of the moral implications."
Kevin: "Nah."
James: "But Kevin, think of the moral implications."
Kevin: "Nah."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 08, 2016, 07:02:54 PM »Sam: "If you're doing a game about vampires in space, make sure the rules are about vampires in space and not 19th Century crossbow combat."
Matt: "They can't shoot guns in space! They need crossbows!"
Sam: "Actually, now I want to play this game..."
Matt: "Look forward to Vampires In Space, 2018."
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Community Actual Play / Re: Miss Nare's - The Patreon Edition
« on: December 08, 2016, 07:01:08 PM »
how did I miss this?! and character sheets always worth a peek to me
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 05, 2016, 08:19:43 PM »
Charlie: "Do you think that was the inspiration for Rugrats? What if we did Baby's Day Out, but as a series?"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 05, 2016, 07:40:27 PM »
*Max finds a bastard sword
Max: "That sword was born out of swordlock!"
James: "The GM will name the substance. Whenever you consume this substance, you gain 1d6 Strength for 6d6 minutes."
Kevin: "Make it spinach..."
Max: "That sword was born out of swordlock!"
James: "The GM will name the substance. Whenever you consume this substance, you gain 1d6 Strength for 6d6 minutes."
Kevin: "Make it spinach..."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 30, 2016, 06:53:26 PM »
Matt: "You could shorten it to just 'Mr Roboto."
Charlie: "I don't think you understand how Stands work."
Charlie: "I don't think you understand how Stands work."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 30, 2016, 12:36:56 AM »
Charlie: "You're basically just Master Roshi now."
James: "Charlie... is a lot closer than you'd think. He's an elderly sex addict turtle man."
Charlie: "It's like we're playing ********."
Matt: "WE SHALL NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!"
James: "Charlie... is a lot closer than you'd think. He's an elderly sex addict turtle man."
Charlie: "It's like we're playing ********."
Matt: "WE SHALL NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 28, 2016, 07:15:15 PM »
James: "You can give the greatest gift of all. You can grant the ability 'Retard."
Charlie: "WHAAAAT!?"
James: "When you use this power, the person no longer receives Radiations table for any reason."
Charlie: "Ohhhh, that meaning of the word 'retard."
Matt: "Whenever you gain 10 Skill Points, roll on the radiation table. If you survive for 5 days, roll again."
Charlie: "But I get 12 radiations every week!"
James: "It's like a punch card at subway!"
James: "I'm about to go nuts and you can't stop me!"
Susan: "I'm interesting person to say the least."
Charlie: "That's the last sentence of the first paragraph of your young adult novel."
James: "The next player you come in contact with, compare your stats. You get the higher stats of the two."
Max: "Brother! You got all the strong genes!"
Charlie: "You get to pick who gets to be the Danny Devito to your Arnold Schwarzenegger."
Charlie: "WHAAAAT!?"
James: "When you use this power, the person no longer receives Radiations table for any reason."
Charlie: "Ohhhh, that meaning of the word 'retard."
Matt: "Whenever you gain 10 Skill Points, roll on the radiation table. If you survive for 5 days, roll again."
Charlie: "But I get 12 radiations every week!"
James: "It's like a punch card at subway!"
James: "I'm about to go nuts and you can't stop me!"
Susan: "I'm interesting person to say the least."
Charlie: "That's the last sentence of the first paragraph of your young adult novel."
James: "The next player you come in contact with, compare your stats. You get the higher stats of the two."
Max: "Brother! You got all the strong genes!"
Charlie: "You get to pick who gets to be the Danny Devito to your Arnold Schwarzenegger."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 27, 2016, 10:58:25 PM »
James: "I gained 'Purse. You may expel all toxins from your body. 15 Skill Points."
Charlie: "UGHHHHH! This is our grossest adventure!"
Charlie: "UGHHHHH! This is our grossest adventure!"