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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: May 21, 2019, 09:48:07 PM »
Matt: "Susan sent me a text saying any and all squelching noises you heard was me putting on hand lotion. By the way, James was worried."

Kevin: "You have a degree in Space Marine medicine."
Matt: "The hazing it ridiculous."
James: "Eat this volcano."

Kevin: "His power axe can't malfunction."
Matt: "He lists his grip and drops it axe first so it sinks into the earth until it hits the center of the planet."
Ax: "Then his space marine pants fall down and we all laugh at him."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: May 20, 2019, 11:37:46 PM »
Me: "I'm the first mate AND the captain!"
James: "You're first mate on your own ship? That's some self esteem issues."
Me: "Yeaaa she's got that."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: May 07, 2019, 11:29:10 PM »
Greg: "How much do you think a guard gets to do at a Pocky factory? He's just killing time. ...and witnesses."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 30, 2019, 03:30:15 PM »
James : “It’s ‘popping and melting his eyes like super-heated eggs.”
Danielle: “Is it weird that now I want eggs?”
Janes: “Yes.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 18, 2019, 06:42:40 PM »
Boomboom: “Oi! I had my balls blasted once!”
Matt: “He just walks inside. There is no ending to that.”
Nerdo: “That’s alright. Helmets take more lives than they save.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 18, 2019, 06:37:59 PM »
Matt: “Rehardless of how locked the door is, Boomboom kicks it open.”
Kevin: “Nerdi kicks it closed.”

Boomboom: “Ugh. This tastes like tar. And sadnesss.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 17, 2019, 02:50:26 PM »
Kevin: “It’s too small for you to wear a hat, but it’s big enough for Pyramid Head to wear as a hat.”
James: “Why are those your first and second units of measurement?!”
Matt: “It gave me the best impression of how big it was!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 17, 2019, 01:31:21 PM »
Ax: “Oh Khorne’s balls, what is that?”
Kevin: “By Khorne’s massive brass balls.”
Matt: “That reminds me of my favorite swear from the books. Just an imperial guard going ‘By the Emporer’s hot balls!”
Max: “That’s just how I pictured them. Majesticles.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 16, 2019, 02:34:00 PM »
Matt: “The ‘joke’ was Michael Bay.”
Danielle: “You just summed up living with the Colmars in one sentence.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 02, 2019, 06:03:46 PM »
James: “The smell of alcohol and white scrubs.”
Max: “Thats is. A bunch of white scrubs.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: April 02, 2019, 02:17:42 PM »
Kevin: “Today I bruised my leg by bumping into a tray table.”
James: “Veneer if confidence, Kevin!”
Kevin: “I thought the emphasis was on veneer. I’m trying to keep it razor thin.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: March 27, 2019, 06:32:30 PM »
Nerdo: “looks like the refrigerator was running... after all!”
Greg: “Do we get the sunglasses?”
Kevin: “Yea he lowers the sunglasses to show his second pair of smaller sunglasses.”

Nerdo: “I’ve driven one of these before. I call the handlebars.”
Boom boom: “I call the clutch.”
Caution: “I’ll stand on the back to balance it out.”
Kevin: “Thats the bigth seat!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: March 20, 2019, 06:08:51 PM »
James: “Are there any questions about the campaign?”
Josh: “Why was it so much fun?!”

James: “He specifically doesn’t have a stat block because then players would kill him. I statted him and you killed him.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: March 20, 2019, 03:51:06 PM »
James: “I don’t know what the name of the guy with the neon beard, but I’ve named him Funkle Sam.”

Ax: “It’s more about ancestor worship.”
James: “Thank you, emperor dad!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: March 19, 2019, 12:49:55 PM »
Janes: “As Roboute Guilliman used to say, ‘I’m Rick James.”

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