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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #150 on: January 06, 2017, 08:26:03 PM »
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #151 on: January 06, 2017, 11:40:54 PM »
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."

I'm so proud of that little piece of dumb. XD
Also: http://crazon.deviantart.com/art/Episode-132-Penpal-pt1-655007740
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #152 on: January 07, 2017, 05:30:40 PM »
Matt: "I am like Arbys, except instead of meats, all I have is notes."
Review Cultist: "I know what this episode's cover art is going to be now: you in an Arby's uniform."
Matt: "What is an 'Arby's uniform?!"
RC: "Well, not so much a uniform. Maybe like a mascot costume."
Matt: "What is Arby's' mascot!?"
RC: "I dunno. A big red hat?"
Dr. Leviathan: "It's a little red hat that floats over your head when you're hungry. That's not a mascot. That's a symptom."

I'm so proud of that little piece of dumb. XD
Also: http://crazon.deviantart.com/art/Episode-132-Penpal-pt1-655007740

oh god, I saw that but didn't look close enough to see the "Bro-vine" shirt
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #153 on: January 10, 2017, 10:15:32 PM »
Josh: I'm going to go somewhere in the shadows, where I can switch outfits.
James: Wow, your Like a Superhero.
Josh: I'm the opposite actually... what's a word for that.
James: Ninja.
Josh: Yes, Ninjas are the opposite of Superheroes.
James: Deathstroke sighs.
Josh: As he sheathes his Katana.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #154 on: January 11, 2017, 11:09:10 AM »
From Deep in the Bayou part 2:

Charlie: "If you give me the the chance to fuck people up I WILL do it"

Simple yet explains so much, love you Charlie ;D

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #155 on: January 11, 2017, 06:56:14 PM »
(Apologies if this has been added already)

Valentin: So our options are persuading a whole town to be nice to one another for a day, or hunting down a mythological creature who may reside in another reality. And that creature might just tell us the rules and that we have to do option one anyway.
Mayor: I'm so happy you have those as your options.
Valentin: Listen, we could just bash you over the head and steal the hat.
Mayor: Meredithwouldkillatleastoneofyou.Meredithwouldkillatleastoneofyouifyoutried!
James: Meredith nods.

James: They're all grinning at you.
Matt: All those Mayors.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #156 on: January 12, 2017, 05:53:37 PM »
Charlie: I'm gonna prove my innocence next session, through superior combat abilities.
Axe: That's called resisting arrest.

Matt: I thought we had a shovel on the ship.
Kevin: Why would we?
Matt: For digging up buried treasure! We're f***ing pirates!!!
Kevin: Yeah, I thought we'd just use our cutlasses and eyepatches.

James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2017, 11:47:21 PM by crazon »
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #157 on: January 13, 2017, 11:20:06 AM »
Matt: Did we ask about the Explorer Guild guy's name?
James: No.
Matt: We should really ask more questions.
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #158 on: January 13, 2017, 11:50:31 AM »
James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?

Jesus, did I have a stroke that session? I don't remember that at all...

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #159 on: January 13, 2017, 11:59:28 AM »
James: So, are you ready to enter the Murder Hole.
Matt: Yeah...
Charlie: Well, maybe Murderhole is some thing different in this language.
Jame: Muurdr'hall! hur, hur, hur.
Matt: What?

Jesus, did I have a stroke that session? I don't remember that at all...

I believe you were trying to do a really exaggerated swedish accent. It was when they were going into the Syrneth Dungeon?
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #160 on: January 13, 2017, 12:22:04 PM »
I believe that it happened. It'll just go on the list with like a full third of the things I said in this thread.

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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #161 on: January 14, 2017, 10:37:27 AM »
Charlie: "Trees are like the clouds of the forest. ...I'm basically right."

Max: "If we had eight furbits, would they make a furbite?"
Charlie: ".............yes."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #162 on: January 14, 2017, 11:01:54 AM »
Charlie: "Listen, I saw Magic School Bus. Salmon change color based on spawning. I saw it in the episode where that salmon jizzed all over the kids' faces."
Matt: "I... must have missed that episode. I saw the episode where Arnold dies. But then gets better."
charlie: "I also saw the one when they get laid like an egg. Went inside a hen's cloaca and everything. And then they put Arnold inside an egg with a chikcen embryo and hyper speed it up.
Arnold experienced days in what to them was just minutes. Alone with an embrotic chicken as his only companion inside egg. Also he's wearing a chicken suit for this entire thing."
Matt: "This is why Arnold always wishes it was a regular field trip."
Max: "Arnold did always get the shit end of things, huh?"

Charlie: "It was basically Animorphs, but in Animorphs they admit that this is the grossest thing ever. In Magic Schoolbus, they're just like 'Yea, this is normal."
Max: "So this is where the conversation is forever?"
Matt: "It's basically Animorphs, Magic School bus.
Charlie: "Or Shrek!"

Charlie: "Max! Who would win in a fight, Arnold from Magic Schoolbus or Arnold the aardvark?"
Max: "...can I just not participate this?"

 
so was The Friz a chaos time goddess or what?
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #163 on: January 14, 2017, 06:59:38 PM »
I contend that Mz Frizzle is lesser deity by how she reshapes reality into patterns that she then says in the end of the episode are oversimplified for the purposes of teaching
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #164 on: January 14, 2017, 08:56:27 PM »
The friz is a time lord and the buss is here tardis