Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

for more lines and dialogue that stuck with you. working on carrying over what I can with a character limit from the old forum

Sean: "And Ambassador Cosby arrives!"

Tim: "Please don't say whacky adventure..."
Hammerstein: "PLEASE say whacky adventure! PLEASE say whacky adventure! For once in my life, let me have a whacky adventure! Is a man not entitled to the whacky adventures around him!?"

Squeejeebot: "I don't think the real JFK still has a head. Tooooo soooon."

Elder Dane: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, get the FUCK outta my sight!"

"The preacher has a two-story house!"
"He sure does! The Old Testament and the New Testament!"

Leadbot: "I took lessons online! No I didn't!"


Cool Rat: "I am here to be awesome and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta gum."
Manda: "I have some!"
Cool Rat: "Alriiight! ...where'd you get that gum?"

Matt: "What's Buttz been doing this whole time?"
Buttz: "aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH!" *Smashes into the middle of the black water

Buttz: "Can't punch my way out? Well I'll punch my way IN!" *punches own face* "OW! OW!"

High Doug: "Dude! Everett! We're in the same theater!!!"
Everett: "Put your glasses on! You can see better!"
High Doug: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

August: "3 BITCHES! He gonna take out 3 BITCHES! Seriously, though, this is going to cost me a lot of money. But 3 BITCHES!"

"I'm going to go set a spot for Alien Justin Beiber at the kid's table."
"Hey, don't treat me like a baby, baby, baby! Oooo!"

Frances: "Ok, Voyd. When I say the word 'kill'..."
Eld: "WHOA WHOA, what!?"
Frances: "Ok, when I say the word 'ATTACK'..."

Matt: "Tick tock comes on the radio."
Eld: "Ugh, I hate this song."
Anthony: "What? Don't you guys like trying on all our clothes, clothes? Boys blowin' up our phones, phones?"

[crazon]

It has begun ANEW!!! 

[Juju-Monster-Man]

There is a cycle and rhythm to life. Then there is Luffy who sits above it all, in his chair of laughter and puns. From time to time he descends from this throne to bring recitation of the musings that he most fondly recollects.

[luffy316]

know what? simplify by adding a third wheel to the idea. copied over all that seemed relevant

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xy9BS5mRK75YONfkToggVw6XdFxoxdXwXvAn8_lp0e0/edit#

[Nayt]

I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

[luffy316]

I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

Well that makes this awkward and hilarious

James: "Okay, we have far too many opinions about Megaman."

Matt: "I WILL invent competitive ballroom dancing."
James: "That exists already. It's just called politics."
Matt: "Yea, but no one judges you. You just win by having the most money."
James: "Society is the one that judges you."
Matt: "Then you also win by having the most money."
Susan: "So you want to invent American Idol?"
James: "Simon Cowell is not society."

James: "Ax are you real?"
Ax: "I don't even know anymore."

Charlie: "I pronounce it 'herb."
Matt: "That's the British pronunciation."
Charlie: "I don't care!"
Matt: "You also called Sean 'sheen' for like 2 years."

James: "If you need anything, I'll be here. Forever..."
Charlie: "He has a quilt hanging up in the back of his house that says 'Don't forget, you're here forever."
James: "And around it are pictures of his hat."
Charlie: "So it says 'Do it for hat."

[luffy316]

James: "There's a word for that. In German, it means "a face that looks like it needs to be slapped."
Susan: "Excuse my  lousy German, but... backfeifengeist?"
Charlie: "Ahhh. The 'punch ghost."

[luffy316]

James: "Why does everyone think this will turn into a scrap!?"
Matt: "Because I was invited by a woman covered in blood to an abandoned mill! It's either a scrap or a hoedown!"
Charlie: "If this turns out to be a hoedown... Nadire's got this."

Susan: "Wouldn't being a hunchback make picking mushrooms even easier?"
Charlie: "Not with a bunch of fae pushing you down, calling you a nerd."

[luffy316]

James: "You can see the door from the mill house opening."
Charlie: "This is quickly turning into more of a thrill house."
Matt: *laughing* "God dammit!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Literal gender pirate. 'My name is Faris, and my preferred pronouns are 'captain."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "The Super Mario Super Show is an apocryphal."

[Capman]

James: "You can see the door from the mill house opening."
Charlie: "This is quickly turning into more of a thrill house."
Matt: *laughing* "God dammit!"

[luffy316]

Charlie, explaining the Pacman Fever album: "It's basically them describing what's on the screen at the time. It's on the level of the music in Knuckles' levels."

[luffy316]

Sam: "Because Kyle Katarn is a Mary Sue and a weeaboo."
Matt: "I wouldn't call that weeaboo."
Sam: "He would be. Let's not pretend."
Matt: "He's less of a weeaboo and more of an anime."
Sam: "Yea, he's more of an anime."
Matt: "A weeaboo looks up to anime, and anime is become itself..."
Sam: "And looks down and whispers 'no'?!"

[luffy316]

James: "The skeleton's butt is notoriously quiet."