Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Sam (on how much maple syrup to drink): "Enough to feel ashamed, but not enough that you won't do it."

[Syn]

Jokes on him, the gap between those two things is way bigger than he thinks.

[luffy316]

Charlie: "This reminds me of that one scene from a Sailor Moon movie, when you see Santa Claus flying over and then he unveils his robe and it's Tuxedo Mask. Which is a pretty good example of what Tuxedo Mask is."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"

which oh god, introduced me to the beautiful idiocy of Share z0ne

[crazon]

(James taking a shot of Canadian Maple Syrup)

Susan: How is it, does it go down harsh?
James: No, no it's quite smooth. It's got a bit of bitter aftertaste but I can dig it.

I can honestly say that until you mentioned it, I never noticed the bitter aftertaste, very interesting.

[QueenAelin]

Okay so I tried some of the syrup not in a shot because I'm not a heathen. It was the most delicious thing I had ever tried omg. Like I adore maple sugar candy? So this was just amazing. I'd always tasted 'grade a" and high end maple syrups tasting almost harsh like liquor so this was a wonderful experience.

[crazon]

I confess, I'm looking forward to "James tries Maple stuff!" as a regular series for the site. XD

Next Maple Syrup Festival I attend, I can buy a bunch of different maple products to offer for it. (I'd bring it to next Gencon if I were going, sadly have to skip a year).

[Syn]

oh no my pancreas

(if we can make it work though, im in)

[Sabwones]

If you're not careful it'll turn into a pancake-reas.

...

I'll leave.

[luffy316]

Matt: "The time for talk has ended! Now is the time to hide in a closet!"

[Sabwones]

Susan: "Well that went better than expected."
Matt: "Yeah, we didn't even need the terrorism."
Charlie: "The terrorism helped!"
James: "Oh, that's going in the quotes page..."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Someone looked at a skeleton some day. And they were like 'Oh! Two skeletons! A man and a woman! And he just had them in his basement. So that's what God made one them out of!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "What is your opinion on Big the Cat?"
Matt: "I don't..."
Charlie: "Pro or anti Big? There's only two opinions on Big."

Charlie: "By the way, my fan-Stand's name is Smooth Criminal. It gives you unlimited bullets in your gun."

Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

[luffy316]

Matt: "If your campaign is going to be about slaying orcs, make sure that the party knows that it's going to be a very orc slaying-centric kind of game, because then it will be weird if your player makes a bard who's traveling because he wants to put on a minstrel show."
James: "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how you just said 'minstrel show."
Matt: "It's a correct use of the words! It sucks that it means another thing!"

[Ninjaguiden]

Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

Declan and Valentin go out for Vodaccian food.