Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Matt: "I just wanna fuck a skeleton."
Charlie: "Who doesn't?"
Matt: "It's the American dream."
Charlie: "Listen... there's nothing more naked than a skeleton. And there's nothing more powerful than a dragon. Therefore, the boner dragon is the most erotic creature created by fiction."

[Ninjaguiden]

I don't know if things from the gaming LPs were ever brought up here but I've been watching the MTG Shandalar LP and despite knowing little about the game it's highly entertaining.

I hadn't heard much from Charlie on the podcast but on both this and 7th Sea he's really funny I'll probably find more later but for now I'll end with this short gem, the tone in which it's said just kills me:

"Anyone else remember banding!?" -Charlie

[Clockwurke Bear]

I hope I reacted in the video with the same amount of revulsion that I feel right now.

[Ninjaguiden]

I'm not quite sure who you are from the cast but I that reaction was everyones reaction I think.

Also consider the title of episode 16

[Axe]

I hope I reacted in the video with the same amount of revulsion that I feel right now.

"If the word HATE was engraved on each nano-angstrom..."

[Clockwurke Bear]

"If the word HATE was engraved on each nano-angstrom..."

I now realize that my memorizing of that speech was waiting for when someone would bring up Banding in my future.

Also this is Max, mainly known from Shandalar so far. What my legacy was always waiting for.

[cornbreab]

"I didn't get my degree to make friends"
"Neither did I, technically"

[Ninjaguiden]

"What? How? Why? How did this happen? What have you done?"
-Kevins reaction to Crab Hands the Wizard (Shandalar ep 6)

[luffy316]

James: "I know how fanfiction works. Which character's anus is the diamond necklace in?"

Sam: "Jack glares at him, quickly establishing dominance."
James: "OH NO!"

[cornbreab]

"You were talking about curling iron pancakes, we could do this"
"All we need is some flour and... maybe an egg?"
"That's not how that works!!!"
"I haven't had pancakes in 12 years!"

[Ninjaguiden]

Kevin: "A council of merchant lords and rogue traders"
James: "They aren't rogue if they're officially sanctioned"
Kevin: "By themselves!?"
James: "Yep!"
Kevin: "I hate politics..."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "See, we have to wait until they get their needlessly complex machine and start excavating the burial ground. Then we combine the powers of vorte, fate magic, alchemy, faith, and... Irish.
James: "Irish is not a magical force."

 

Matt: "I'm putting in 'no guns."
Travis: "We're just making a Jackie Chan movie!"
Zach: "No! Travis, I will put in 'no ladders' just to spite you."
Travis: "If you do that, then you HAVE to put in 'no trouble.' Because he doesn't want no trouble."
Max (giggling): "I hate you all so much!"

 

Random Gambler: "100 gilder against your fancy hat."
Valentine: "I'll raise you my shirt."
Gambler: "I RAISE YOU MY PANTS!"

[Clockwurke Bear]

Max (giggling): "I hate you all so much!"

I feel this is my accurate quote for any time.

[luffy316]

Matt: "As long as we have had people, we have had skeletons."
Charlie: "There has to have been someone who, you know, buried their dead, then wondered 'I wonder if they're still the same,' and then got spooked out by all those bones in there."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "You don't remember the Ox King!?
Matt: "I didn't watch much Dragon Ball Z."
Charlie: "OH yea, I was gonna say. He shows up in Dragon Ball Z too. He's just some giant hipster guy who's never really explained."