Drunken Quotes thread

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I think Princess Sally is still relevant to Archie comics Sonic. They just mostly culled most of the huge list of echidnas that accumulated, thanks to Ken Panders wanting to write his own story. The gargantuan list of fucking echidnas. You know, cowboy Knuckles, cyborg Knuckles, cyborg lady Knuckles, reggae Knuckles, old Knuckles, super knuckles bro #1, super bro Knuckles #2, and of course, Red Sonic."
Matt: "Is there an old man reggae Knuckles?"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "He says 'Game, set, and match.' If this kid wasn't raised in a library, he'd just get stuffed in lockers."

[The Lost Carol]

From Leverage: The Charity Job

James: Do you use your actual Facebook to friend her?
Matt: Oh, hell no, I used a fake one. I've also used that one to like Lay Down Arms. And say that my favorite food is pizza and I like Twilight.
James: Let's see... Holden Caulfield. Occupation.... Catcher.
Nate: I hate you the most. Of all people.

[Nayt]

From Leverage: The Charity Job

James: Do you use your actual Facebook to friend her?
Matt: Oh, hell no, I used a fake one. I've also used that one to like Lay Down Arms. And say that my favorite food is pizza and I like Twilight.
James: Let's see... Holden Caulfield. Occupation.... Catcher.
Nate: I hate you the most. Of all people.

I am yet to rescind that statement.

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Double Down! What someone in the chat called 'a movie by definition alone."

[The Lost Carol]

From Camp Rosewater... 3 I think?

Axe: I hate you so much, Josh.
Josh: Not as much as I hate myself!

[luffy316]

Kevin: "We're the millennial generation. All we have is degrees to our name."

[luffy316]

Susan: "By the chimney with care?"
James: "On the chimney."
Susan: "In hopes that the krumpus will soon be there."
Matt: "Krumpus. The patron saint of krumping.
James: "He leaves you breakfast gifts."
Susan: "I meant Krampus..."
Charlie: "Known affectionately by children as Uncle Krump."
James: "Remember children to leave a full brunch by the chimney."
Matt: "Is Krumpus the one who kidnaps children in his sack to teach them dance moves."
Charlie: "No, he is what happens when those two entities fuse."

[QueenAelin]

I'm still slightly embarrassed about Krumpus vs Krampus

[Capman]

How would we live without the patron saint of krumpin'

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Are The Mario and The Bartman actually the same thing?!"

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Time is money, and money is power. Therefore, whoever controls time has all the power in the world."
Matt: "See, you say that... but it kind of makes sense."
Charlie: "Also I wasn't talking about the world we live in. I was talking about The World, Dio's stand that stops time."

[Ninjaguiden]

JoJo refrences always make me happy, guess I'll have to listen to that campaign at some point if DIO is in it.

[luffy316]

James: "Francesca spaces out into a trance for a few minutes but then comes back. Some say it's because of a poor connection to the spirit world."
Charlie: "You could say a poor connection to the ether."
Matt: "Some kind of net formed from the ether. Perhaps and ether net."
James: "Yes, Matt. That WAS the joke."
Matt: "Some say it's easier if you make contact with an apple."
Charlie: "No, no, you have to look at it through windows. Or route it through an onion."
James: "I have regrets!!"
Axe: "I did, until that onion part."

[luffy316]

*Matt manages to cast old on Gilgamesh*
Charlie as gruff old Gilgamesh: "OH NO! I'm out of touch with the youths!"

Charlie: "Hulk Hogan WISHES he was Gilgamesh..."