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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #705 on: October 23, 2019, 03:23:18 PM »
Goldy: “They know me here for being the guy who shot 23 guns at the same time.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #706 on: October 23, 2019, 03:28:03 PM »
Fizzler: “All I have to do is not blow up. I’ve been doing that my entire life so I have lots of practice.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #707 on: October 23, 2019, 10:07:49 PM »
Stoppy: "So now we're the Muffin Mama Pastry Pals Burn Wound Firescar Clutch Grind Gear Slide Stop Go Stop Go Goldecko Stop Infernal Electric Machine Boobs And Butts Forever."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #708 on: October 28, 2019, 07:51:00 AM »
Greg: "A glass tank opens up with a shark just sorta idling there like what could've happened"
Matt: "I am going to tame this shark"
Greg: "Yep theres rolls for that go ahead"
Matt: "By tame it I mean piledrive it"
Greg: "I know, theres rolls for that too"

Greg: "Down the hill theres a door with a lock and a key dangl-"
Matt: "Boomboom rushes to kick the door open"
Greg: ".....not even gonna use the key, just gonna kick it?"
Matt: "He has no idea what this object is"

Greg: "I would like to add some flair"
TD Greg: "Yeah go for it!"
Greg: "So what happens in that final combat round is Nerdo slashes his leg, which makes him fall over so that Boomboom can retreat to his chair, and he uses Intimidating Shout to yell "TITLE SHOOOOOOOOOT" before elbow dropping Mr Springtime from the chair. Then Caution comes over and shoots him in the head with the shotgun to finish him off"
Matt: "Jesus christ!"
TD Greg: "Nonono its fine its only blunt force trauma, pg13"

Greg: "As you all jump up in the air to celebrate your victory among the obstacle course and prize vault that you burned to the ground you freeze frame, and the robot from the beginning is seen in the background putting up a 'Winners don't use drugs' poster."

Nerdo: "What word did you just use?"
Caution: "Medi, meda, medaca, mediti, meditation. I heard Nerdo say he does that sometimes"
Nerdo: ".....no I don't. I dont believe in pills"
Caution: "Winner dont do drugs, Boom Boom"
Boomboom: "Thats roight"
Nerdo: "They dont."
Foam Golem: [A G R E E D!]
Greg: "The statue reacts to what you're saying"
Boomboom: "YOU SILENCE YOUR MOUTH, GOLEM. THERES A STORM A COMIN'"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #709 on: November 16, 2019, 09:29:19 AM »
Max: "You can always watch the VHS I guess."
James: "It's just Jack saying 'Welcome to the family, son.' And then he reaches through the tv and punches you."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #710 on: November 19, 2019, 08:53:42 PM »
Max: "Why'd you steal the worm's lockpick? They need it for their worm heist."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #711 on: November 21, 2019, 11:51:34 PM »
Kevin: "Come on! It's no fun if you won't fight back. ...I'm lying. It's totally fun."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #712 on: December 09, 2019, 10:05:54 PM »
Susan: "This ain't your grandma's hurdy-gurdy!"
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