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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #645 on: April 30, 2019, 03:30:15 PM »
James : “It’s ‘popping and melting his eyes like super-heated eggs.”
Danielle: “Is it weird that now I want eggs?”
Janes: “Yes.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #646 on: May 07, 2019, 11:29:10 PM »
Greg: "How much do you think a guard gets to do at a Pocky factory? He's just killing time. ...and witnesses."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #647 on: May 20, 2019, 11:37:46 PM »
Me: "I'm the first mate AND the captain!"
James: "You're first mate on your own ship? That's some self esteem issues."
Me: "Yeaaa she's got that."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #648 on: May 21, 2019, 09:48:07 PM »
Matt: "Susan sent me a text saying any and all squelching noises you heard was me putting on hand lotion. By the way, James was worried."

Kevin: "You have a degree in Space Marine medicine."
Matt: "The hazing it ridiculous."
James: "Eat this volcano."

Kevin: "His power axe can't malfunction."
Matt: "He lists his grip and drops it axe first so it sinks into the earth until it hits the center of the planet."
Ax: "Then his space marine pants fall down and we all laugh at him."
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