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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #630 on: March 11, 2019, 01:01:20 PM »
Ax: “Ah the Mormon standoff. Where each paticipant’s allowed to have five guns.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #631 on: March 11, 2019, 04:00:25 PM »
Kevin: “Gabe’s mouth breaks into a maximum smile.”
Guillaume: “Good news? What? What?”
Greg: “He looks over his shoulder and then can’t read so he keeps asking.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #632 on: March 13, 2019, 03:34:52 PM »
Greg: “Am armored raccoon skin hat.”
Kevin: “That is the most expensive fur hat ever made.”
Smith: “We actually made that from an armored raccoon.”
Josh: “Shortly before it was killed by a solid snake.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #633 on: March 18, 2019, 08:48:17 AM »
Josh: “If they weren’t trying to summon hell on earth I’d say we’re the bad guys. We are, but we’re not the worst guys.”

Janes: “Madman,’ he said from his ghost jet pack.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #634 on: March 19, 2019, 12:49:55 PM »
Janes: “As Roboute Guilliman used to say, ‘I’m Rick James.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #635 on: March 20, 2019, 03:51:06 PM »
James: “I don’t know what the name of the guy with the neon beard, but I’ve named him Funkle Sam.”

Ax: “It’s more about ancestor worship.”
James: “Thank you, emperor dad!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #636 on: March 20, 2019, 06:08:51 PM »
James: “Are there any questions about the campaign?”
Josh: “Why was it so much fun?!”

James: “He specifically doesn’t have a stat block because then players would kill him. I statted him and you killed him.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #637 on: March 27, 2019, 06:32:30 PM »
Nerdo: “looks like the refrigerator was running... after all!”
Greg: “Do we get the sunglasses?”
Kevin: “Yea he lowers the sunglasses to show his second pair of smaller sunglasses.”

Nerdo: “I’ve driven one of these before. I call the handlebars.”
Boom boom: “I call the clutch.”
Caution: “I’ll stand on the back to balance it out.”
Kevin: “Thats the bigth seat!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #638 on: April 02, 2019, 02:17:42 PM »
Kevin: “Today I bruised my leg by bumping into a tray table.”
James: “Veneer if confidence, Kevin!”
Kevin: “I thought the emphasis was on veneer. I’m trying to keep it razor thin.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #639 on: April 02, 2019, 06:03:46 PM »
James: “The smell of alcohol and white scrubs.”
Max: “Thats is. A bunch of white scrubs.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #640 on: April 16, 2019, 02:34:00 PM »
Matt: “The ‘joke’ was Michael Bay.”
Danielle: “You just summed up living with the Colmars in one sentence.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #641 on: April 17, 2019, 01:31:21 PM »
Ax: “Oh Khorne’s balls, what is that?”
Kevin: “By Khorne’s massive brass balls.”
Matt: “That reminds me of my favorite swear from the books. Just an imperial guard going ‘By the Emporer’s hot balls!”
Max: “That’s just how I pictured them. Majesticles.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #642 on: April 17, 2019, 02:50:26 PM »
Kevin: “It’s too small for you to wear a hat, but it’s big enough for Pyramid Head to wear as a hat.”
James: “Why are those your first and second units of measurement?!”
Matt: “It gave me the best impression of how big it was!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #643 on: April 18, 2019, 06:37:59 PM »
Matt: “Rehardless of how locked the door is, Boomboom kicks it open.”
Kevin: “Nerdi kicks it closed.”

Boomboom: “Ugh. This tastes like tar. And sadnesss.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #644 on: April 18, 2019, 06:42:40 PM »
Boomboom: “Oi! I had my balls blasted once!”
Matt: “He just walks inside. There is no ending to that.”
Nerdo: “That’s alright. Helmets take more lives than they save.”
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