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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #585 on: November 13, 2018, 06:49:08 PM »
Max: "Stilts is just chewing his meat and spitting out shrapnel like watermelon seeds."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #586 on: November 15, 2018, 04:39:33 PM »
Travis: "You are making me desperate to eat some ribs."
Matt: "Ribs are made of pork."
Travis: "You can get beef ribs."
Matt: "This changes everything."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #587 on: November 20, 2018, 09:36:18 AM »
Kevin: "We have more hours tgan then. One of many ways we're better than Matt Groening."

James: "I am an ugly bastard underneath this armor."
Max: "I will fight you for that title!"

Inquisitor Ulysses: "I should warn you all that when you join my unit, you take on a debit: 100 xenos hides."
Matt: "God dammit..."
*laughter
Max: "You mother fucker!"
Matt: "Fuck you..."
Max: "You horrible piece of shit. I will find you! I hate you!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #588 on: November 20, 2018, 12:48:53 PM »
Danielle: "Check outthese guns. They help me carry these guns."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #589 on: November 20, 2018, 02:42:01 PM »
Kevin: "I love you all like my own children. I sent them to die too."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #590 on: December 05, 2018, 03:29:15 PM »
Security Goblin: “You have desecrated the sanctity if Cabelas!”
Stilts the Wooly: “Maybe!”

Belp: “Plant AND meat! That’s all the food groups!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #591 on: December 05, 2018, 03:34:34 PM »
Matt: “Dusty realizes that actions speak louder than words and guns are louder than actions.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #592 on: December 07, 2018, 12:46:18 PM »
Stilts: “Stupid stupid run!”
Matt: “As Stilts yells words (?) of encouragement (?) stop panicking as you realize he’s right: running IS stupid.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #593 on: December 10, 2018, 08:03:08 PM »
Kevin: "I don't know how that came about. Oysters are the least sexy thing I could think of."
Matt: "They're an aphrodesiac."
Max: "Yea, it's the actual chemical compounds in them."
Susan: "And they kind of look like vaginas if you squint."
Max: "I don't think that's a thing."
Matt: "So's a ham sandwich."
Kevin: "That's a hell of a squint."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #594 on: December 14, 2018, 02:18:16 PM »
Fizzler: “You know classic Star Trek where Kirk defeats the computer by figuring out some contradiction deep within its programming? We’re just going to confuse the fuck out of this one until it explodes.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #595 on: December 15, 2018, 09:11:35 PM »
Matt: "This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of the mayonaisse house.
Kevin: "I want to get OFF the mayonnaise house!"
Matt: "You cannot get off the mayonnaise house!"
Max: "Mr Bones' wild mayonnaise."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #596 on: December 15, 2018, 09:35:24 PM »
Max: "You're damn right! Everything is better than stone! Especially me!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #597 on: December 18, 2018, 12:38:47 PM »
Ray: “Okay! Are thee any fathers’ sons or fathers’ daughters or fathers’ non-descript, non-gendered children?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #598 on: December 19, 2018, 03:15:44 PM »
James: “One of many podcasts where we all pretend to wear pants.”
Kevin: “Who’s pretending?”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #599 on: December 19, 2018, 03:24:07 PM »
Guillaume: “Did I die? Like actually die?”
Gabe: “Yea.”
Missy:”A little bit...”
Doctor: “Very much so.”
Clem: “That was not a little bit.”
Missy: “He wasn’t dead long.”
Clem: “He was real dead though.”
Guillaume: “I killed the other man too though, right?”
Missy: “Yes.”
Guillaume: “Hey! Net gain, right?! Guillaume will never die (again)!”

James: “I want to famous people to death.”
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