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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #585 on: November 13, 2018, 06:49:08 PM »
Max: "Stilts is just chewing his meat and spitting out shrapnel like watermelon seeds."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #586 on: November 15, 2018, 04:39:33 PM »
Travis: "You are making me desperate to eat some ribs."
Matt: "Ribs are made of pork."
Travis: "You can get beef ribs."
Matt: "This changes everything."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #587 on: November 20, 2018, 09:36:18 AM »
Kevin: "We have more hours tgan then. One of many ways we're better than Matt Groening."

James: "I am an ugly bastard underneath this armor."
Max: "I will fight you for that title!"

Inquisitor Ulysses: "I should warn you all that when you join my unit, you take on a debit: 100 xenos hides."
Matt: "God dammit..."
*laughter
Max: "You mother fucker!"
Matt: "Fuck you..."
Max: "You horrible piece of shit. I will find you! I hate you!"
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #588 on: November 20, 2018, 12:48:53 PM »
Danielle: "Check outthese guns. They help me carry these guns."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #589 on: November 20, 2018, 02:42:01 PM »
Kevin: "I love you all like my own children. I sent them to die too."
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #590 on: December 05, 2018, 03:29:15 PM »
Security Goblin: “You have desecrated the sanctity if Cabelas!”
Stilts the Wooly: “Maybe!”

Belp: “Plant AND meat! That’s all the food groups!”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #591 on: December 05, 2018, 03:34:34 PM »
Matt: “Dusty realizes that actions speak louder than words and guns are louder than actions.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #592 on: December 07, 2018, 12:46:18 PM »
Stilts: “Stupid stupid run!”
Matt: “As Stilts yells words (?) of encouragement (?) stop panicking as you realize he’s right: running IS stupid.”
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Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« Reply #593 on: December 10, 2018, 08:03:08 PM »
Kevin: "I don't know how that came about. Oysters are the least sexy thing I could think of."
Matt: "They're an aphrodesiac."
Max: "Yea, it's the actual chemical compounds in them."
Susan: "And they kind of look like vaginas if you squint."
Max: "I don't think that's a thing."
Matt: "So's a ham sandwich."
Kevin: "That's a hell of a squint."
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