Drunken Quotes thread

[Capman]

As expected, currently leading in points massively.

[luffy316]

Charlie: "We've established in the canon that Dracula has the power of Domination. He just absorbs Death's soul..."
Max: "Who has the power of Submission, very sexily."
Matt: "God dammit."

[luffy316]

Susan: "I'm like 10 years older than him!"
Josh: "I mean... she's a druid. It's not surprising that she'd turn into a cougar."
Susan: "The next time I meet you, even if it's at Gencon, I am going to physically kick your ass!"


Susan: "I'm going to go talk to You."
Carney: "How will talking to ME help this boy not liking you?"
Susan: "It's the dog's name!"
James: "At least this joke isn't getting old to HIM!"

Max: "Help me, doge. Explain the teens."

Ax, referring to You: "I'm basically the spawn of my own cool dog novel."

[luffy316]

Herzog: "Your body is your temple to The Emperor. And how do you build a temple out of stone?"
Mott: "Hire a mechanicus?"
Herzog: "Brick by brick, Mott. Brick by brick."
Cackling Max: "I'm sorry! That has to be appreciated properly. I'm so mad that that's the best scene we've had."

*sizzling noises
James: "Is Deande cooking bacon?"
Max: "No that's the sound of her failing to use a psychic power and failing."
Travis: "That's the sound of Mort readying his inferno pistol."
James: "Those charge up cracklings."
Kevin: "It looks like one of my servitors has a loose feeding tube."

[luffy316]

Mort: "Fuck your slurry."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Who's your favorite princess, Max?"
Max: "I'd have to say Andthefrog."

[luffy316]

Matt: "Did you say 'due to a clown attack?"
Charlie: "Yes!"
Max: "Matt, I don't think you understand; G Gundam's a very good show."

[Capman]

People responded to that vid with pics of the clown attack

[luffy316]

Grove: "I am as innocent as my beard."
Conrad: "Your answer was peculiar. The second part just made it moreso."

[luffy316]

Matt: "Bone-Hurting Juice is the hardest I've laughed at something that's not actually a joke."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "I mean yea. More of the fact that Shrek can also poison you. They're like onions; a derivative of nightshade."

Charlie: "Taking off all my clothes did not help the situation! Help!"

[luffy316]

James: "Are you ready for pirate rap!?"
Axe: "No."

[luffy316]

Charlie: "Did I ever mention that the Japanese voice actors for Rick and Morty are also the VA's for Shinji and Gendo Ikari?"
Max: "Oh my godddddd!"

Charlie: "Sh-Shinji! You gotta get in this ridepod."
Max: "Aww geez, dad! I dunno about gettin in the ridepod.
Shinji. Shinji. If you... if you  don't get int the ridepod, Rei'd gonna get in the ridepod.
You know she's all broke up. We don't grow... well, we do grow Reis on trees, but you're not supposed to know that yet."
Max: "God dammit..."
Charlie is shrieky voice: "I'm Rei Anami! Lookit meeee!"
Max: "I hate this timeline!"
Matt: "That hurt MY throat to listen to."

Matt: "I just wanna say that this dragon is built as hell. If you asked me what furry bara was, I'd show you a picture of this fucking dragon."
Max: "Alright, I can slay a dragon' Max says and then just looks way up at him and goes 'Oh no, he's hot!"
Charlie: "That dragon only fucks muscle cars."


Charlie: "Listen, there can only be one keyblade master. Oops I lied, there's like 20 of em."

[luffy316]

Max: "The non-stop pop pop of stainless silver?"

Josh: "I feel really bad now! At least if this were Dungeon World, you'd be like Level 8 by now!"


*after Grove has learned to speak with You
Josh: "Wait! We can ask him! We can finally know the answer!"
Grove: "You're right. Who's a good boy?"
You: "You?"
Grove: "Yes! You are a good boy!"
You: "OH! Me also!"

Kevin: "William Stakespeare. Vampire hunter."

[luffy316]

James: "Yeaaa! Now everyone in the front line has an axe. Except Ax."

Conrad: "Was that our lightning?!"
Grove: "Noooo."
Conrad: "I'm coming up there!"