Gobblin’ Kings of the Rings Part 3 – You’re A Wizard, Nekt

The party swaps around skills and allies before they head off. The Tower of Light is in sight, and they’re near the end of their adventure. There’s still some deadly hordes in their way, and who knows what waits inside?

Also some shop talk and feedback in the end, since it’s basically the first long-term playtest for Gobblin’.

Gobblin’ Kings of the Ring Pt 2: We Found Talking Meat

The crew continues their overcrowded quest for what may or may not save goblinkind while picking up some new (playtesting) characters. More monsters and more idiocy will block their path as well as a master of terrible, terrible riddles.

Cocklords Part 5: The Climax (finale)

The party has reached Gooch, the town at the edge of the Western Sphere. Lord Phallus’ castle is in sight. Delryn has a demon in his body. The conspiracy will be resolved one way or another, but even if it is, there are more problems to be dealt with.

Cocklords Part 4: Probing Questions

The mystery of the missing Cocklord Phallus is beginning to present itself. Delryn fell in battle and the party has to consider what to do with him and the spirit that now shares his body. A lot of soul-searching, weighing of options, and testing of character is required before they strike out for the last leg of their journey: a castle of one of the most powerful men in the land guarded by a traitor.

Shorter episode due to an interruption, but a real character episode.

Cocklords Part 3: Riding the Rod

The three heroes (with one strangely quiet because we were short a player but wanted to move along) proceed down the long road of The Great Rod to find out more about the mysterious attack on the wedding party of Lady Boner and the unusual absence of her would-be husband, the Cocklord Phallus. Scrote and Delryn dig up several new clues indicating just what may be happening, but there are others who aren’t pleased about what they discover.

Cocklords Part 2: The Curse of the Bone Zone

Given the political care involved in the attack from earlier, the crew of loyal and phallicly named heroes are given discreet orders to proceed to Lord Phallus, Cocklord and suspected traitor for reasons unknown. The group must travel all the way down The Great Rod in order to reach the Western Sphere, and he or other dangers could be anywhere on the path. Unfortunately, they’re also traveling with some unexpected company: some living, some not.

Players

Lady Dieza Nought (Max) – The Fighter. A grim crusader of the Cocklords, disgraced over a misunderstanding and doing whatever slaughter or gruntwork needs to be done for her lords with little to no mercy. Wields a massive spiked ball and chain she calls the Buster Ball.

Delryn Tayghbag (Ryan).– The Arcane Duelist.  Bastard son of an unknown Cocklord, he relies on style, charm, quick thinking, and a mystical skill with his sword to dispatch the enemies of Cocklord Richard.

Inquisitor Gonnorheus Scrote (Drew) – The Immolator. A potentially mad pyromancer, the scarred, vigilant, and paranoid mage was touched by a dark taint in his past. Rather than succumb to it, he bound its magic in fire, which he uses in the name of the Cocklords to purge the tainted and the wicked.

Time Climbers/Time Cops – Ep2: Bigfoot Jailbreak

  • Chris – GM
  • “Beep” – Essa McBradford the Felunkipine
  • Myles – Igno Tarbo the Philosoraptor
  • Stiles – Abe Lincoln: Robot Slayer (or just Slayer)

“Thanks to Essa’s tinkering on that Almas’ portal gun device, we recorded the runes used and have traced the location they coordinate from. It’s where we believe to be his base of operations is. If what we saw in that 1997 and what the Princess told us are true, Dr. Phineus Orange, as he called himself, has several more Bigfeet and other man-beasts imprisoned and enslaved and used for deplorable means. This is yet another opportunity for us to get in good relations with the broader factions of Bigfootlantis. This Dr.Orange is a notorious war criminal in the man-beast reality of Footlantis. Hope you guys are up for another rescue mission with extreme prejudice. This is also another adequate use of our new team… sigh… the Time Cops… as Essa keeps calling it.” – Ms.Lancaster

Cocklords Pt 1: Thrust Into Danger

Based on an old, self-imposed dare, I finally bring you after years of planning: Cocklords! HONESTLY one of the most serious games I could ever run.Think straight-faced Game of Thrones, except that every thing, person, and location possible is named after a synonym for genitalia (dropping the pretense of most medieval society, frankly). King Freud founded the kingdom of Domepeace, but when he died, he named no heir. His five sons warred until Lord Boner turned to necromancy, drawing on the tainted powers of the southern regions. The four others united against him, banishing their evil brother and joining to rule the land together as the Cocklords under the symbol of the rooster.

Our players are knights of the new Cocklords generations later, and all invited to attend the celebratory feast in the name of Cocklord Phallus and the granddaughter of the once disgraceful Lord Boner, Lady Boner. If the controversy and the judging dinner conversation doesn’t get our heroes, then the uninvited pirates and sea monsters just might!

Players

Lady Dieza Nought (Max) – The Fighter. A grim crusader of the Cocklords, disgraced over a misunderstanding and doing whatever slaughter or gruntwork needs to be done for her lords with little to no mercy. Wields a massive spiked ball and chain she calls the Buster Ball.

Delryn Tayghbag (Ryan).– The Arcane Duelist.  Bastard son of an unknown Cocklord, he relies on style, charm, quick thinking, and a mystical skill with his sword to dispatch the enemies of Cocklord Richard.

Inquisitor Gonnorheus Scrote (Drew) – The Immolator. A potentially mad pyromancer, the scarred, vigilant, and paranoid mage was touched by a dark taint in his past. Rather than succumb to it, he bound its magic in fire, which he uses in the name of the Cocklords to purge the tainted and the wicked.

 

Playing CAT and MOUSE: Genlab aplha session 12

Desperately trying to solve the problem with the starvation among the Cat tribe, the cell works out a plan of action. Tolkien makes new friends among both the warring factions. Will they manage to unite the tribes against what they believe is their common enemy? Will the party manage to stay together despite the growing tensions between some of its members?

Players:

  • GM – Claes
  • Alex – Crosby 87, A foul tempered Wolverine warrior, from the Badger clan. He is constantly looking for a bigger fight.
  • Roee – Hunter 32, A greedy honey badger scavenger, also from the Badger clan, who want to own so much junk that he could swim in it. Wants to be called Concrete.
  • Ed – Tolkien 12, The old moose seer, who mostly see the death and destruction to come. Hopes to prove his vision wrong and see the animals survive this.
  • JF- Cahoon 86, An outcast hare hunter with some horrible experiences in the past and a dark secret.
  • Christian – Barbosa 12, Faraday´s daughter following in her fathers footsteps as a healer. Is kind of a bleeding heart about suffering
  • Sean – Octavious 22, A cat healer desperate to find a solution to his clans trouble.

CATnappers in the forest: Genlab alpha session 11

Finally the resistance cell is united again and on their way towards the Cat habitat. Will they figure out how to help the starving cats?

In this game we have a guest appearance from Sean.

Players:

  • GM – Claes
  • Alex – Crosby 87, A foul tempered Wolverine warrior, from the Badger clan. He is constantly looking for a bigger fight.
  • Roee – Hunter 32, A greedy honey badger scavenger, also from the Badger clan, who want to own so much junk that he could swim in it. Wants to be called Concrete.
  • Ed – Tolkien 12, The old moose seer, who mostly see the death and destruction to come. Hopes to prove his vision wrong and see the animals survive this.
  • JF- Cahoon 86, An outcast hare hunter with some horrible experiences in the past and a dark secret.
  • Christian – Barbosa 12, Faradays daughter following in her fathers footsteps as a healer. Is kind of a bleeding heart about suffering
  • Sean – Octavious 22, A cat healer desperate to find a solution to his clans trouble.