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Show Discussion / Questions of Games past

« on: September 14, 2016, 06:36:07 PM »

Since a lot of the older games had threads on the old board, felt right to make a "hey what happened to that guy in ___?" thread


mostly because it occurred to me: who was Blastmaster supposed to be? was he just an old demo expert from the army? or just a whimsical bandit psycho?

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 14, 2016, 06:31:42 PM »

James: "It's like the Puttin' On the Ritz music video."
Matt: "I don't think I ever saw that one."
James: "It is STRAIGHT blackface. Full on Al Jolson."
Josh: "You never go full Jolson..."
Axe: "I mean, if you're going to go Jolson at all, you might as well go full Jolson."
Matt: "I once put a man in a full Jolson."

James: "Just don't crash. And if you do crash, at least mute your mic."
Kevin: "I don't want to hear a man die tonight..."
Josh: "But listening to a man die is the best part!"

Matt: "Let me find a biker gang name generator... I got 'The Ice Gorilla Raiders,' 'The Bulldogs,' 'The Bulldogs,' and 'The Nameless. I got fucking 'Bulldogs' twice!"
Kevin: "It's a Travis name generator..."
Matt: "Bulldog, Bulldog, Husky, Bulldog."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 13, 2016, 01:33:18 AM »

Charlie: "Am I out of touch with brunch culture...?"

Matt: "We should probably dry off too."
James: "Yea, a few people laugh at you. Mostly because the weather's been clear all day."
Charlie: "This is where the phrase 'get dunked on' gets invented."
James: "This is where the chaos dunk comes from."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 10, 2016, 11:13:30 AM »

Charlie: "Does it have a pyramid with one eye who's super rich that you unlock by entering the rap dimension?"

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Show Discussion / Re: 7th Sea and other magical piratey things question

« on: September 09, 2016, 06:57:23 PM »

fucking adorable (until my screaming hatred of spiders kicks in)

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 08, 2016, 06:19:40 PM »

 James: "It IS a trope! This whole game is tropes!"

James: "Where is the brisket on a human?"

*discussing Dark Heresy spaceships*
James: "Just hit the 'crash button."
Sam: "There's a crash button on these?!"
James: "Yes. Technically all of them, if you don't know how to use them."

Matt: "The many moods of Aiden Halt: brooding. That's it. He looks angry when he sleeps!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 02, 2016, 10:11:51 PM »

Charlie: "Listen: dragons are just bird-cats."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 02, 2016, 12:04:08 AM »

Charlie: "Who could eat more cheeseburgers, Jughead or Wimpy?!"
Matt: "I don't..."
Charlie: "WAIT! Do you think Jughead is actually Mayor McCheese's dad!?"
Matt: "Like he's eating his own people?"
Charlie: "No, the question is did Jughead ever fuck a hamburger? Just make sweet, sweet love to a hamburger. Because Archie had Betty and Veronica. But Jughead had Big Mac and Wopper."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: September 01, 2016, 09:59:22 PM »

Max: "We've gone full circle. Our protagonist is cursed to never get killed by gorillas."

Matt: "It's an alternate 1900s where there's rampaging gorillas and everyone's cool with the gays."

Travis: "The gorilla emperor in his mech..."
Max: "HER mech. Don't be sexist. We don't know that it's a male."
Travis: "Expand Dong..."
Max: "EMPRESS Expand Dong!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 29, 2016, 11:17:53 PM »

James: "Jim Morrison would ask what you just said and then jump out the window before you answered."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 28, 2016, 09:47:57 AM »

Matt: "If your campaign is going to be about slaying orcs, make sure that the party knows that it's going to be a very orc slaying-centric kind of game, because then it will be weird if your player makes a bard who's traveling because he wants to put on a minstrel show."
James: "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how you just said 'minstrel show."
Matt: "It's a correct use of the words! It sucks that it means another thing!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 28, 2016, 09:22:00 AM »

Charlie: "What is your opinion on Big the Cat?"
Matt: "I don't..."
Charlie: "Pro or anti Big? There's only two opinions on Big."

Charlie: "By the way, my fan-Stand's name is Smooth Criminal. It gives you unlimited bullets in your gun."

Charlie: "What would repaired spaghetti look like?"
Matt: "Did you just say 'repaired spaghetti?"
Charlie: "It's a question posed in Jojo. Specifically in the chapter 'Let's Go Eat Italian Food."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 27, 2016, 11:09:40 PM »

Charlie: "Someone looked at a skeleton some day. And they were like 'Oh! Two skeletons! A man and a woman! And he just had them in his basement. So that's what God made one them out of!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 24, 2016, 06:18:42 PM »

Matt: "The time for talk has ended! Now is the time to hide in a closet!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: August 21, 2016, 01:38:23 PM »

Charlie: "OH YEA! It does 69 damage and that makes it 420! HELLL YEAAA! Fuck YEAAAA!"

which oh god, introduced me to the beautiful idiocy of Share z0ne